lemme give u a tip, open the window for a few minutes visibly holding an egg carton, yell at the hobos "GET OUT OF HERE", as intimidatingly as possible, and close the window while keeping an eye on em
if they ignore, open the window and start throwing eggs at em until they leave u alone
they can't say u assaulted them, eggs are harmless, but it sucks to be covered in eggs
do so every time they bother u, and they'd know ur even crazier than they are and won'y mess with u
my grandma used this trick, but she'd escalate from eggs, to shoes, to beer bottles if they don't GTFO
there's no hobos in a 3km radius of her apartment thanks to this little trick
