random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Schrodinger's Schrodnigger's retard. If retard, funny, if pretending to be retard, also funny.

I'm genuinely surprised at there being more tardrage than laughing at tards tardraging.

If you haven't had null leak your data at least twice, are you even a kiwi?

no amount of lockdown can beat the sheer force of autism

Yukio Mishima was right (Except for fucking japanese men in the ass while being married)

Granted, they had an anime profile pic and a bunch of furry shit in their bio, so they weren't all there mentally, but still.

Now that's fucking retarded, even for you. Now go sit in the corner for 5 minutes and think about what you've done

Big mistake. None of us are to be taken seriously. I don't take any of you seriously and you should not take me seriously.

Eat more plastic. That's what I'm doing.

Why does it make people seeth so much that we don't hate the guy to the point we want him dead?

 

[behindyourightnow]

I wonder to this day how trans Bunny Soap breastfed his kits and got mastectomy scars despite living away from humans.

 

[Pedophobe]

get off the computer before its too late.

Who says learning can't be fun?

All of you haters need to fucking die!

Please quit the Internet and don't come back ever again cause you don't deserve to be famous, get off the Internet you lazy bum! go find something else and get a life.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Edit: Fuck your clocks

 

[The Holy Empress Theodora]

(anti-christian, anti-white, anti-human, pro-vampire)

 

[Diggus Bickus]

you singlehandedly made me realize that everyone who uses sharty is a massive blazing retarded faggot because of this website you made

the entire website was a nothingburger of soy slang that doesn't make sense to the average human being, you need a special brainworm to understand a word they're saying... i should have taken a screenshot of it before it got banned.

 

[Crex Crex]

I tried this and got a script for a youtube video explaining how mayonnaise is a metaphor for fascism.

The evil startle in 1995 is right after Neo-Nazis and Skinheads movement causing all this for trouble making in Germany and United Kingdom where they're listening to Punk Rock music and Rock n Roll music to hardcore to saying racial slurs, homophobic slurs and terrorist vibes, This is the epidemic in United Kingdom who never taking care about the roots and vicious bad seeds came from previous generation back in Two World Wars, Wilhelm Kaiser II and Adolf Hitler were both figures to dictates the mind of brains to brainwashed into the cult following of Nazis and Skinheads,

I would never accuse this OP of being sane.

Op can you pleaase explaine what a markiplier and minecraft is in full detail, I think they are the demons making my cat gay gay

 

[Big Nasty]

There are also medieval engravings and stuff of peasants fucking goats and sheep that I'm pretty sure were the equivalent of shitposts

 

[monstrous bubo]

Normal cancer cells are a weird mix of fragile and aggressive, rather like a Troon.

 

[Oliver Onions]

We just need an after credits scene for the next movie where Chris Chan puts on the Sonichu medallion and says “fine, I’ll do it myself “

 

[Suikafag]

Arranging bananas carefully in order to present them to the internet, all alone in her sterile, bare apartment, making videos to show off the full extent and reach of globohomo

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

In the land of self-hating brownoids, the whitest Sephardic half-breed is king.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Step 1: Buy a fully cooked spiral cut ham

If my chin/neck area looked like a pound of tapioca pudding in a plastic bag and was almost as big as my bitch tits, I'd likely live in denial too of how obese I was.

Pat hates everybody. But whatever enlarged, cheese-filled organ exists in that chest, it abhors women above everything else.

 

[Crex Crex]

If I was the CEO, I'd add Freddy Fazbear and Sans, just turn up the gay to 11.

 

[neger psykolog]

This nigga really thinks anyone with an anime girl pfp is a girl. Oh, I just got to the "Rape all Kiwis" part. What a mentally stable individual.

 

[Staphylococcus aureus]

I'm sorry, boy. As a faggot, you exist without God's consent, and by consequence; without His love. You are doomed to murder your mother and wear her skin.

 

[Spectate]

Nigga, how in the hell do I know more about your e-gf than you do?

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

You reek of discord, please stop. For your sake. Or keep going, I'm crying laughing.

 

[Spectate]

I'm fully aware I broke the bro code and dated a crazy hoe that apparently wants to take hormones and dom a dude with her clit.

 

[Hamstirer]

The only “resistance” he’s experienced is the last time his dilator wouldn’t go in.