random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Spectate]

I AM NOT OFF MY FUCKING MEDS FOR THE LAST TIME WHY WONT ANYONE JUST BELIEVE ME FOR ONCE BELIEVE ME BELIEVE ME BELIEVE ME BELIEVE ME

BELIEVE ME BELIEVE ME BELIEVE ME BELIEVE ME BELIEVE ME BELIEVE ME BELJEVE ME BELIEVE ME BELIEVE ME BELIEVE ME BELIEVE ME BELIEVE ME

 

[OvercookedBacon]

There's something for everyone. Christians, stoners, neo nazis, and Columbine fangirls.

 

[FootballBuff]

A smug, lying snake like Billy winning isn't an objectively good thing, but is IS very funny, which matters to me more.

 

[Spectate]

I keep seeing you psychiatry therapy nerds in the thread saying BPD is so bad and incurable, but has anyone considered just not acting crazy?

 

[Law]

The FtM jewish tiktok hitler with an egg-laying fetish? Or is this a different trans hitlerkin

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Do you view gloves as condoms for your hands?

Imagine having a personality so bad it's in the DSM-5.

 

[The I Scream Man]

We disagree on Tariffs...but we Agree on Libreoffice.

 

[Dead Lion]

”The grass withers, the flower fades, but this thread dunking on a pedophilic Canadian will stand forever."

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

You were instructed, many thousand times, to stop looking for love on Discord and Kiwi Farms.

Because it's fucking funny. This is a site to laugh at retards. You have became the retard.

I don't think you're going to be able philosophize yourself out of the embarrassing things you post here.

The best way to forget the mistakes of the past is to make bigger and graver mistakes in the present.

Least they aren't gay for each other thank christ, it's like an old man trying to wrangle his autistic son, oh... but uh.... except they run the country

DIE GOYSLOP DIE

I just had to double check the pfp of this severely autistic man I interact with every 3 months or so, and yeah it's Touhou.

Well, autistic isn't a negrate, it's neutral. Makes sense since we all agreed we are autistic when we sign the contract with Null when we make our account.

Fucking brutal to have your degenerate fetishes and your face leaked. RIP @Stoner Miko, you will be laughed at.

 

[Meiwaku]

Abysmal dogshit. Schizophrenic not in the funny way. Accelerationist coalposting that lost at the ballot box. Would have changed my life if I had read it in high school or if I were a Mexican.

Eating at Olive Garden is 100% more embarrassing than e-dating on a lolcow forum.

What is it about BPD jew pussy that acts like a siren song to these individuals?

They see the "big tits" in the thread subtitle and assume it's true, while ignoring the "grimy worm-infested zoo animal" subtitle right next to it.

He thrists over BPD girls and derails on-topic threads, that puts him on the top 1% of Q&A posters

Imagine having all the world's religions available to you and willingly being Mormon.

Literally the most retarded takeaway you could possibly have. It's like talking to a Jewish brick

 

[Say What Now?]

If a Patrick image is called fat and no stalker is around to say it, does the poster still enjoy prison?

 

[Oliver Onions]

and in the same emotional speech mentioned that Ethan Ralph lives in a shack in Mexico

 

[Puar]

just play FutaDomWorld. That should answer your ''What If Futanari is this race of super human.'' and yes, this game is on steam.

 

[Rotollo 2]

Who on the planet looks at this roster and thinks "boy oh boy I can't wait to play as the forgettable cow roadblock enemy from Moo Moo Meadows"?

 

[GunCar Gary]

Israel banning Jews?
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she is everything that is wrong with with Jewry

 

[I'm Retarded?]

"Double-X-Seven, your next assignment is to infiltrate I.N.C.E.L, and find out the scope of their criminal enterprises. Femicide, regicide, insecticide, breeding wiener dogs with pitbulls... we have no idea of the depths of their malfeasance, only that they seem to be run by a shadowy figure who goes by 'Joe Rogaine'. If you'll swing by Q-Branch on your way out, they'll have some handy gadgets for your mission. And remember, you have a license to kill, NOT to misgender anyone!"

 

[Spectate]

for some reason he decided to @ me for no reason so how dare you insult me, I curse that your back gets blown out and say goodbye to your asshole, stalker.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

If you watch v-tubers there's something seriously wrong with you. Grow up, you borderline diaperfags.

 

[Oliver Onions]

for a lolcow you seemed to hate no one, you merely wanted to clog arteries with happiness.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Stop trying to make me like Israel.

Be a journalist,
get bombed.

This is a tough one. On one hand, "journalists" are scum.
But on the other, Jews.