random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[The Punished Mitch]

Don't give a fuck bout all this shit I just want me sommore albino nigger pickup advice. Please Karl. I'm tired of this callused speedrunner handcunt.

 

[Something Awful]

If we are basing off how good literature is based off of how much of a creepy weird the author we might as well throw out 95% of western and eastern philosophy

Also the horse doesn’t technically rape her

 

[Forcey Funtime]

Oh fuck me, you registered yesterday? LOL

 

[Tablet County]

I dunno, earning a PHD in watching DSP sounds like fun.

I genuinely don't care bro, just don't be a faggot.

World peace achieved

Whats wrong with being antisemitic?

You end up agreeing with Muslims. And that's just gross.

Now let's see gay Paul Allen's satire on masculinity

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

uuuoh british

Witch and the Hundred Knight certainly was experimental with the whole turning your mom into a mouse and then setting male mice on her to gang rape her thing.

 

[Dr. Butt]

“Betoken the prospect of consequential new friendship”

 

[CaddestSlown]

After “painstaking analysis” by the UK’s top legal scholars, they have determined that men have willies and women have hoo-has

This is so cringe its the closest my antisemitism has ever come to being cured.

Use your fucking stickers you retarded fucking nigger monkey.

 

[Gentlebastard]

These names feel made up, like the most racist anti-Indian man on earth (me) sat down for a week writing made up Indian names.

They confuse the thousand yard state of a Bangkok whore with emotional maturity. A kind of detached numbness is their idealized state of being.

My niggas, who wants fried rice

He looks like a perfect mix of a pajeet and a jew.

As the President always says: "We have the best retards here in the US. Tremendous, tremendous retards. Nobody has better lolcows than us.""

BRB developing a crippling porn addiction to own the libs

“we’re not just some insects that get conquered over and over again like cockroaches…we’re resilient more than anyone else…like cockroaches”

Happy birthday, you fat waste. May your rage flow unabated until your fat-clogged heart finally gives out.

 

[Mos]

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"do u know what it feels like to tell ur therapist you have a fart fetish its insane"

 

[Oliver Onions]

He's not going to get sexually assaulted in jail. If he goes to jail, he'll bring a gigantic bag of bars of soap with him and constantly drop them.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

KIWIFARMS IS AN EXTENSION OF AMERIC AAAND THEREFORE I HAVE THE FREEDOM TO TAKK

 

[Space Police]

Apparently, geologists should be illegal.

 

[NerdShamer]

I AM NOT LYING
I RELLY
REALLY
REALLY
REALLY
DO NOT
FUCKING
SHIT IN MY BATHTUB
NOW FUCK OFF

 

[Dr. Butt]

YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD AN ANT

 

[neger psykolog]

Keem refers to his penis as 'this Keemstar [cock]',

(note: I took the creative liberty to change dick to cock because it sounds better)

 

[Tablet County]

SECOND TIME TODAY @Null PLEASE LOCK REGISTRATION I BEG YOU MY FEEDER KING I WILL EAT AN ENTIRE BUCKET OF WINGS

 

[Laburnum]

Keem: omg that's so weird that your ex forced you to sleep with other men on tape, so fucked up
Linx: I think I still have copies of them somewhe-
Keem: send me that shit

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Compromise: Say whatever the hell you want to say because anything can be considered "cringe" and "for redditors".

Hush now and think about your retardation before posting.

It’s becoming more and more obvious that a good portion of Kiwi Farms users are just lolcows who haven’t been found yet. Like clockwork, one of longtime posters gets outed every few weeks for some deranged behavior that would get them their own thread.

You’ll see these kiwis making posts about how loli is ruining society, only for them to get exposed as gooners who like to draw armless children in bondage gear that look like they were drawn by a serial killer.

How deep is this iceberg? How many people here are retards waiting to be uncovered?

Oh. You've caused me psychic damage with that image. I thought I was immune to this sort of thing by now with all the sights seen, but you've managed to land a mortal strike. Well done.

Goon too close to the sun, and you will turn into a jew that does nothing but post tranny nigger porn. Happens often.

Half of the things discussed in this thread make no sense to me and any research into it seems like a huge waste of time.

The only good thing to come out of it is some anon telling me how to find asian massage parlors around me and now all the girls at this one that I go to really like me. They said I'm the best customer and talk about me when I'm not there because all the other customers cum too fast and I guess have small dicks.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Like Bill Cosby, the behaviour can be okay for decades.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I literally don't care. It's not embarrassing to be agp.

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