random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Meiwaku]

>we're not going after Ethan just because he's Jewish.
Lol speak for yourself

Women sometimes ask online if a man will dry his face with the same towel he dries his dick and balls with. What, do women have a pussy towel or something? What kind of question is that?

Also, I see cool sunglasses on an animal, I say "hell yeah" out loud

Every day at 8 pm we have to look at gay porn or Hitler will come back to life

"Babe, what are you thinking about?"

"Oh you know, what would happen if you were kidnapped by the mafia and I had to take down all of the capos one by one in John Woo style shootouts, until I got to the don who id have to knife fight, I don't know anything about knife fighting but I'd probably win since it can't be that hard. Then once I knew you were safe, I'd fly into the camera like Neo at the end of The Matrix."

She just stares in an expression of disgust and disappointment as she realizes she is dating a fucking child.

congratulations kiwis you have somehow managed to make mass debates into a horny retirement home

Pajeets really are a great example of being ugly on the inside and the outside.

Exactly! When we were kids we were taught if you send less than 3 skulls you just look foolish.

I also want to fuck my sister's pooner girlfriend.
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"My name is Ye and I sucked my cousins dick till I was 14"

 

[Aunt Carol]

Being born female is somewhat girly, I think.

 

[Kirk Van Houten]

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ULTRA-NIGMATIC-MEGA-HOMOS

 

[General Emílio Médici]

Cannot determine which burger this is, still appetizing.

 

[JustSomeDong]

India is made by buttworms!

 

[The Lаughing Man]

WE WUZ WYMENZ N SHIET

 

[Nome]

I MAY BE A PEDOPHILE BUT AT LEAST I DIDNT PAY NULL 100 DOLLARS

 

[Dead Lion]

This thread is reaching a critical mass of chaotic retardation.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Commies hate fat, fat is bougie. Get raped, solzhenitsyn.

 

[Tablet County]

Null doesn't have the right to bitch about cheese selection in the US. My options are mozzarella, mozzarella, and more mozzarella for some God forsaken reason.

The cops raiding my house to repo my newly bought collection of human skulls after I failed by Klarna payments only to get vaporized by the Mesoamerican demon I summoned using them.

Halford is the least gay gay that has ever gayed around. Hard homo to the core....thats almost not gay.....even though its very gay.

 

[Super Malario]

okay???? do you have a problem with autistic people or something?????? the fuck is wring witj you????

 

[Laburnum]

Uh oh. Mom found the Kiwifarms thread!

 

[Lords Greatsword]

A gooner and his money are soon departed

 

[The Lаughing Man]

i'm nonbinary not what you call a "tranny"

You don't wanna catch the ultimate form of objectification aka endosomatophilia aka objectifying a person in such detail

they not it

they is a respectable norse pronoun used in singular since chaucer despite various proscriptions and omissions from dictionaries over the years

 

[JustSomeDong]

I SWEAR TO GOD ALL OF YOU BETTER STOP BEING MEAN TO ME WHEN WE ANNEX THE UNITED STATES YOU WILL ALL BE GOING TO JAIL FOR A LONG TIME I DONT CARE IF YOU NEVER POSTED IN MY THREAD

YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH FO FUCKING FAVORITISTS YOU LOVE IT WHEN BARGAIN BIN LADEN POSTED ABOUT RAPE AND SHIT BUT YOU ALL HATE ME FOR PRETENDING TO BE A PEDOPHILE

 

[Speedrunner]

I need to remind myself to spank the autism out of my kid so they never drag me to a website like Kiwifarms

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Second, Real Mayun is a confirmed vore, possible coprophile in an endosomatophilia context, and an oral fetishist who also has some weird obsessions with electronic signal processing. I'm sure Mayun, the closeted loud music loving sensory seeking autistic they are, would also do non kinky but sensorial shit with a tens machine.

and real mayun is a vorish little nerd who would probably hook up your limbs to ems and trigger it from an arduino to some nine inch nails beat.

 

[Point 707]

FUCK YOU BEARHAMMER YOU FAT LOSER I MAY BE A PEDOPHILE BUT AT LEAST I DIDNT PAY NULL 100 DOLLARS TO GET MY ACCOUNT UNBANNED

 

[Metamorpho]

hasan is just hiding his power level, he is actually a muslim fundamentalist warmonger that admires Hitler for some reason.

Imagine.

 

[A Real Munson]

OP is a stupid nigger
respond to this post with "Yeah, I killed a CIA nigger with my car in 1999. Score one for the good guys." to be blessed with good fortune by Saint Terry for one day