random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[demicolon]

For a guy who's idea of a poker face is stapling his own cards to his forehead and calling the dealer retarded for advising him not to, you'd think he'd stop talking about his own legal shit on stream.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Putting my youtube apology video for molesting children under the GPL+NIGGER license so that other content creators can save time by reusing it.

 

[Tablet County]

You need targeted marketing towards your niche demographic of zoosadist pyromaniacs.

Next you'll tell me Todd Howard dartboards and voodoo dolls of Emil Pagliarulo hooked up to a scale replica of a Minecraft sheep fucker machine with light up redstone and game-accurate sounds aren't normal living room decor.

Classic pic of Janusz with an anime girl (boy).

 

[Super Malario]

NUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL TELEGRAM PORN SPAM BOTS MADE THEIR WAY ON THE FARMS!!! DELETE NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

One of my lifelong best friends is an unrepentant coomer and a while back he suffered some kind of nerve damage from jackhammering his taint with a theragun and a few days ago he told our small group chat that he shot blood out of his dick and has to get his dick sounded with a camera scope. He said it has been a blessing in disguise because he no longer sits around gooning for hours every day.

I don't really know what to say about it but I feel like I have to talk about it somewhere.

 

[Gentlebastard]

What a terrible day to be able to read

If only time had taken the pit bull instead of the humble turnspit dog.

Do it Australia. Become the Mad Max setting you were meant to be.

We've been retarded for nearly 400 years.

The evil scientist in me is amazed and would love to see how much further you can push this. It's like a SimCity playthrough where you are deliberately trying to fuck up your city.

Using my incredible psychic powers I can tell this "man" is a fat hispanic that orbits damaged women hoping that if he badgers them enough they'll give in and pity fuck him.

(my suggested words after "litetally" are now topped with "Hitler" on my phone. What does that say about me?)

I fucking implore you, please practice some basic opsec

It's amusing to some extent, but at this point I am starting to get angry at what the media is doing to these poor retards.

lol they made a point to start the article by pointing out she's fat

 

[Tablet County]

TWO LEGENDARY POKEMON GO ROUND THE OUTSIDE
ROUND THE OUTSIDE

"mmm juicy"
"I took him down to the ground, his nose started bleeding"
"gud"
"very flavorful"

I see your posting style friend. You were somehow able to read all my walls of text then zeroed in on the one thing you could latch onto. Ignore the rest and focus on that one thing so you can call me dumb lmao.

As for the piss drinking, yeah I do it lmao. I gave my reasons in that post for trying it but you chose to ignore that. Heres a tip, if jewllywood media is telling you something is a fact, then its probably a lie. You've probabably seen enough media that tells you piss is waste. So you believe it because your a sheep.

Give a try nerd. It could help you out. Unless your a huge druggy that eats a ton of goyslop. Then it could probably fuck you up lol.

 

[Haloperidol]

As for the piss drinking, yeah I do it lmao. I gave my reasons in that post for trying it but you chose to ignore that.

 

[supremeautismo]

To quote the modern Shakespeare, Vin Diesel in Fast and Furious 6, "You don't turn your back on family. Even when they do."

 

[Tablet County]

KF definitely disincentives posting about your piss drinking fetish compared to 4chan if that’s what you meant

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

You can also try

Drinking your own piss.

 

[Harvey Danger]

This past decade has been one long and miserable exercise in learning that the most well funded, respected, experienced and accredited professionals in their industry or institution or polity can and will fuck things up worse than the most retarded and penniless fucking autist on furaffinity

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

peak nigger autism

mane
we know it's you

 

[Harm]

i think you should kill yourself, just my 2 cents as somebody who wants you to die.

If you're gonna be a disgusting freak, don't be a silly goose, learn to tie a noose!

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Congratulations, you just discovered American suburbs!

Are making fun of 4chan refugees? People are without a home and you are laughing?

He has that Ohio aura, people outside the USA cannot handle it.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Different religions are just different paths to hating trannies

 

[Dr. Butt]

Over time, I have realized that Furries are the jews of the internet age.

 

[Robotic Kiwi]

Maybe they could try finding a nice tree lady on a tree dating app. There's one I heard about called "Timber".

If you don't think JIZZMAXXING TREECELS are funny, you're NGMI.

CHAOS MAGIC. Hack your reality with memes. Summon your feelings. Nothing is true Everything is permitted and other lies we tell ourselves before making mad decisions.

Turns out it was Stolas all along bullying Styx in chat - chaos magik is funny like that.

@Laylithe has been awfully quiet since the Dark Lord Tarl Von-Warwick got taken to Darkrod dungeon.

Maybe Tarl of house Warwick knows Hamburgler is scamming and cast a bankruptcy spell on him

More fucked up than me?
Impossible.

 

[Dr. Butt]

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[Tablet County]

2008: Can it run Crysis?
2025: Can it run Oblivion?