random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Jonah Hill poster]

Why the fuck would you piss on your computer like that? What the hell is wrong with you?

you never pissed on your computer?

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

How are you able to type when you have Hasans cock and balls in your mouth obstructing your view

ETHAN WHO WOULD WIN 29 ANNE FRANKS OR THE USS LIBERTY?!

 

[Rotollo 2]

LOLOLOLOLOL Ethan: "It's 5 o' clock, and I have a family and wife to go home too. You got your race car bed"

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

She's going in the jar.

 

[Lokenstien]

apparently me not wanting to call a 5 year old a nigger makes me a nazi

 

[30+GameOvers]

soul-eating stare with the teeth of a demon's
Par for the course for a Jew.

 

[Tablet County]

Are you the guy I constantly argue with who calls me a jeet because I have a nice PC, and swears white men are on 560Tis?

Or are you the one who calls me a jew for spending money, while you're the gentile who invented copper wire by fighting with another gentile over a penny?

The raped man in the wrong thread can make all the lulz in the world.

HEIL, LION OF JUDAH.

THE LION RAPES THE SMALL-HEADED DOG.

 

[Harm]

Imagine losing so hard that not only did you lose, and get completely assraped, and the judge in your case openly fucking loathed you, to the point even the people who used to support you immediately abandoned you and went to eat wings at the restaurant of the guy who assraped you, and the guy who sells the hot sauce went viral.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I guess it's almost like a superpower that he looks SO turbo-jewy that nobody can so much as show his picture without Jonathan Greenblatt getting involved.

 

[Tablet County]

Every take I’ve ever seen from this guy on Twitter has been both against my will and absolute dogshit.

What if Anne Frank was BETRAYED and TRAPPED in the hyperbolic gas chamber for 10000 years?

This is why you don't get a gay muslim communist to do a straight white nazi's job.

Ethan what if tiny little clones of Anne Frank and Nelson Mandela went to Australia.

 

[Aunt Carol]

"Jeff parted my bussy and as he thrust into me, bottoming out on first try, my body quaking with need, he leaned in, wrapping his fingers around my throat to pull my ear to his mouth where he whispered "The Louisiana Purchase was the acquisition of territory by the United States from France in 1803."

 

[Overly Serious]

Science matches data, as new data comes in, it changes. A better map doesn't change the land it just shows you what was already there, better

 

[Big Nasty]

shits himself and doesn't give a shit

 

[Rotollo 2]

It seemed all but impossible until Anne Frank entered the conversation

 

[Cybertonia]

But wait, I checked the internet, Google and all that
If you searched my name then my vagina you'd be staring at
I don't think so,
My data got all hacked
The cops called me back
And told me "fuck off" in fact

 

[Joe_Welch]

I'm sorry Jewish music isn't insane like Palestinian shit, their stuff is catchy as hell, mine just reminds me of my mother telling me how her father had to work in a rat factory making rats so he could buy a boat ticket to come to America, only to make hats for rats to put raise money for my grandfather so he could walk 48 miles in the snow both ways to go to school.

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

Don't be nice to me else I might chase you down with my Honda crotch rocket and force you to join the Chromosome Crusaders.

through the magic of complete anatomical dismissal, pissing out a whole baby

Who’s out here sending dick pics to men in wigs?

a feature length film consisting of nothing but big titty anime girls standing in various rural environments isn't going to be putting food on anybody's table

Err.. the stain in your pants is definitely NOT a period.

You're not Nina Tucker, you're a creep with a bestiality fetish.

 

[Meiwaku]

This website has what is probably best described as a 'Noble Savage' view of autism.

So this is just like pro-ana/pro-mia for homosexual teenage boys, right?

 

[CaddestSlown]

RACISM CONTEST OVER EVERYBODY, JEWS WIN AGAIN

 

[Gentlebastard]

I unironically think this is a "suicide worthy" rock bottom.

If I ever make a detailed analysis and breakdown of a fat man's micropenis, I hope someone shoots me.

This is weaponized autism used in the most inhumane way. This knowledge is crimes against humanity.

The coy, sheepish guilt twisting into abject shame and horror is simply exquisite.

Engrish motherfucker do you speak it?

"autoerotica is woke"

Can't decide if gooning is trans-coded or chud-coded

My only comfort is knowing he’s fucking miserable.

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Sometimes the Chinese get it right in a way that's hard to express

(Yes, including the image)