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[Spectate]

i shower once a week

 

[y a t s]

From: Ellen Woodbury<woodbury_e@hotmail.com>
To: legal@kiwifarms.net

Lmao go for it.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

the fucking thread went from discussing the sexual development of animals to fucking Tariq Nasheed. The fuck?

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

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"Plaintiff will say it right now: he is a brother, a son and an uncle. His life matters. His life has value. Plaintiff has a facial disability and anxiety."

 

[Dr. Butt]

last I saw they have the pure and holy plastic white and blue tomorrowland still

 

[BoomerPrime]

Ralph looks like the kind of thing Sasquatch doesn't believe exists.

 

[JustSomeDong]

He named his PC "Xbox Mountain Dew"

can we just.. leave pokemon out of this?

 

[vomitusdeux]

If wanting to shag your coworker is wrong, then I don’t wanna be right.

What good is a Jesus that talks into the void?

Why do fat people even bother getting tattoos?

You got a tattoo?

So what? You're still fat.

the devil's in the details and we're not headed for faggotville today.

Do people really find that creature attractive?
It looks like a transvestite TF2 scout.

Koalas and Corn Starch Americans both have high rates of Chlamydia.

You make moid hygiene standards look like the gold standard of cleanliness, my God.

Please don't bait the retard into talking about her vagina.

The only thing Guy Edward Bartkus did to advance the cause of antinatalism was barbecue his own useless dick and balls.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Is it because they made you kiss it?

 

[NerdShamer]

THE POINT OF NUDES IS THAT THERES NO CLOTHES
IF I POST SOMETHING WITH CLOTHES ON IT CANT BE NUDES BECAUSE NUDITY MEANS NO CLOTHES

listen you fucking bint, you can't complain about sexual harassment and then talk about posting nudes across multiple pages. either stop complaining about thirstposting or stop being a dumb whore.

 

[Skitarii]

Zoey is actually LTG's younger sister. The lights in the background are lightnings and she's saying "YOU SOHULD THREAFBAM YOUDSELV NOW"

I made a wager with some autisic girl on the Internet that she wouldn't eat a carrot. She ate the carrot and now I'm banned from her thread.

Where did my life go so wrong that i watched a mentally ill girl eat a carrot for 3 minutes and 42 seconds

 

[WonderWino]

I have a 7 page manifesto written down below with as least as many pages of references in the credits section. Pedophilia does not interest me. Kids don't produce enough progesterone or testosterone to be good for an aging immune system. Diddling kids instead of diddling adults will make you die sooner. Rape is no fun. Then they struggle. There's nothing sexier than consent. Down came the hammer of love

Do we legalise incest to make it fair? Come on. Kids will make you sicker than adults. You need a man, not a boy. Parenthood isn't easy. I hope your immune system can take babies with diarrhea because I have no kids and am open to being called Daddy. Your choice. I'm available.

Incest is illegal. Pedophilia is illegal. Raising consent for males to 35 will mean younger men will have to think about anything other than sex. The talent busting out of these Stevie Wonders and Galileoi. Warp drives and real rock n roll again. The Second Rennaisance of science and sound. Ted Talk replaces religion. We get these young men on it and put the young ladies in the kitchen barefoot and pregnant eating a meal made by her Wolfgang Puck / Paul Bunyan hybridization of a man like me treating you like a queen.

I'm looking to get lost in the light of a star. My ideal stellar body at this point in the space-time continuum is hot, bright, and relatively new in relation to the 13.8 billion year scope of the known observable universe. Werner's Postulate: Negative time is distance over the speed of light multiplied by anything greater than one. Yup. I wrote an equation. Boredom. Intelligence. Neccesity. I don't know. Apparently I know math. Who knew? That which exceeds light speed moves backwards in time.

-t = d/c (x>1)

My name is Lucas Werner. I've been new to Spokane from Olympia for 5 months. I've been lonely and searching for a girlfriend for 5 years. I've given away $3000 worth of food from an EBT card in that time to people on the street. I've lost 175 lbs. I can do what I want. Wake up. I'm your good man

 

[Dr. Butt]

"fāng è lì zǐ" 方颚例子 is Chinese for "square jaw example"

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Tattoos were invented by the N words.

 

[Tablet County]

Also, the fucking thread went from discussing the sexual development of animals to fucking Tariq Nasheed.

Accusing you of being an animal rapist might make me look retarded but telling stories about wanting to fuck animals makes you look like an animal rapist.

 

[Dr. Butt]

that is the most unintelligible 88x31 button I think i've ever seen

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Starting to think they burned witches because they were tedious, not evil.

They’ve certainly set the global standard for fake moon landings.

The whole thing reeks of piss jugs, unwashed programmer socks and bathtub HRT.

The New York Times cloned Jeffrey Epstein to take down Joe Biden. Obviously. But the real question: how are the Russians involved? Looking forward to updates on this.

Gotta do something about the beaners, chink spies, central bankers, MIC kingpins, and American politicians first, bud.

@Magic Pickle :

Spoiler: Kelly Ronahan called and said "Keep picking at it!"

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Now taking epitaph submissions for Jake's foot.

 

[Diggus Bickus]

I have hate, and I hate all all you motherfuckers. This website is kike trash.

I hope all of you realize you're being used by Israelis, you stupid fucking faggots.

You are spent machinery, repurposed. Useless, absent this place.

 

[Seared Strawberry]

Sir I'm going to have to ask you to wear a lead vest, my SPF radiation lotion is 400 proof, yet your glow is giving me a burn.