random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Legalize Asbestos]

How can you be bald and still have dandruff? He looks like Pluto if he discovered Reddit and Hentai

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ellen-woodbury-pizzacake-pizzacakecomic.205488/post-21436657

 

[Aunt Carol]

Someone please help Horny666SexMachine out.

Men write about shit, women write about piss.

sorry for formatting i got progressively more drunk while writung this

 

[Ed Special]

Nigga took 2 Advil and started acting like Whitney Houston (rip)

 

[Pedophobe]

Pro tip: you can say nigger here.

this must be what it feels like to be committed to an insane asylum where nobody believes you're sane

Some people are too stupid to be allowed online.

 

[Tablet County]

Use "Uoh " in any context that is not about lolicon, child tummy, erotic, etc. I fucking dare you. Embarrass yourself.

I am fucking suffering. Uoh

Sorry Nool this was too funny.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

In fact, Bowser was my first gay crush when I was 11, and it still is.

 

[sodomy lifestyle]

She wasn't a tranny, though, she was just Iranian.

 

[I'm a Silly]

Sorry Nool this was too funny.

UOHHHHH DEDICATED OOPERATOR ! ! ! HARDWORKING ADMINISTRATOR ! ! !

UOHHHHHH!!! PROCESSING PAYMENTS!!! MAKING MONEY ON THE INTERNET!!! RECEIVING PAYMENT FOR GOODS AND SERVICES!!! EROTIC!!!

OH NO MY J-OSHI!

One day Josh is going to silently retire the Chris sob emoji. And we'll have only ourselves to blame.

 

[Meat Target]

Or, you're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of cope and sneed but of dilate. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of an impotent skelly bisexual's imagination. That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Balldo Zone!

"What dose of hard narcotics produced from violent narcostate paramilitaries a man gives to his child is HIS business."

 

[Gentlebastard]

Like cold fusion, except with hookers instead of infinite energy.

Go down into the anime dungeon threads if you enjoy consistently retardation.
Guard your heart, though. That place changes you.

I’m also a bit apprehensive about consuming anything handled by a retard’s unwashed, booger- and dingleberry-caked hands

Can you fucking spergs stop talking about orgasms in my political autism thread

 

[Justice Tony]

you know this video is made by a kiwifarmer because it's 3 hours of calling him gay

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

"So firm and resolute was my penis."

 

[Metamorpho]

When smiling manifests a third chin you should probably have a walk that doesn't involve holding the analog stick up.

 

[JustSomeDong]

I want tits

 

[Spectate]

If a nightmare scenario arrives and any of you commit the mistake of trying to harm me or my family physically, I won't hesitate to defend myself or them.

Even if it means killing any of you in self defense. I would only need one. Single. Stab. Into your stomach. And that's it. The nearest hospital is a 20 minute drive, without any unlucky traffic. Which, sadly, is a reality in this entire city every single day.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Before that, only nerds like the Unabomber spent forever online.

Sounds like she has the classic autistic tastebuds and dislikes anything besides Kraft Dinner. If she realizes this she could save a lot of money.

 

[Laburnum]

"INB4 "just don't cum on your switch" yeah bud, it's not that easy"

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Given the schizophrenic pattern recognition, I'd say @NoBueno , who recently came to the conclusion that I'm Taylor Swift.

 

[Pedophobe]

What better illustration of trans culture is there?

 

[often puzzled]

Fuck me but I initially translated "ASL" to Autism as a Second Language.

Too much time on the Farms I guess.