random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Oilspill Battery]

but then again, your profile pic is a swastika made out of the word "nigger" and a fantasy huwaifu you'll never have irl because you're too busy arguing on an image board while all the girls in your neighborhood are probably knocked up by Tyrese and Jose.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Chronic Lyme isn’t real and she’s full of horseshit and bees.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

You can't destroy what is already dead inside and surrounded by moldy party cups.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Have you ever tried them blue? Women, I mean.

 

[neger psykolog]

Cannot believe I’m learning more about tech on KiwiFarms solely so I can add NIGGER to a bunch of memes.

 

[Tablet County]

He’s totally right, being tall has made my life worth living. If I was 5’9 I would have immediately killed myself upon birth.

A fasces is a bound bundle of sticks. A faggot is a bundle of sticks. Fascism is the political philosophy of the fasces, which is to say a bound faggot.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Also added some kiwi gifs for the nigger adverse.

 

[Tablet County]

[PPP] "Josh has sent me five messages on the Josh phone."

 

[Tablet County]

Ramaphosa riling up the Xhosa scum with Kill the Boer, while he moves and grooves in his chair looks straight retarded.

Does anyone have that clip where its yanny vs laurel but the audio just plays the hard r

By the time 15 year old Mildred is enjoying her third day on the edgiest forum on the internet, noted septuagenarian @Judge Holden's mumbled request that the new whippersnapper be politely but firmly asked to leave has translated to an 11 year old schizoid with unrestricted tablet access biking to her house along with several cans of gasoline, a homemade trench club, a manifesto on the gamer hyperborean uprising, and a solid three kilos in nickels contained in a sock which he has carefully crocheted with the words "CUNT GUNTER"

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

I totally raped that cat, totally. I raped it so hard, I sent it to the fourth dimension and it became a schrodinger's raped cat!

 

[Tablet County]

I totally raped that cat, totally. I raped it so hard, I sent it to the fourth dimension and it became a schrodinger's raped cat!

Damn, ninja'd.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Cite the cub porn.

 

[GunCar Gary]

In African countries, when the warlord kills you, you die.

 

[Tablet County]

"This boy I bullied as a kid? He had some really hot lips. That means HE'S the gay one"

Is there a degenerate skill tree, where you have to unlock the Furry fetish before you can progress to Fart fetish and Fat fetish, or do they cooccur emergently?

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

why on earth would you fuck a dog?

Justin is committed and loyal forever.

THERE IS NO ANNE FRANK

Based and gay.

Low, high iq. I'm the guy with the white skin.

>Weird European men finally achieve their ultimate business goal, reaching into obese black peoples asses and rummaging around.

No. I built my own Chrome extension that allows me to store notes on people because I'm the fucking man.

Nothing wrong with putting a little bit of coffee in your milk.

 

[Spectate]

It's like The Truman Show except Truman isn't actually being corralled into a false reality by corporate executives. He just does it to himself.

 

[Space Police]

ive masturbated to the thought of having a kf thread before

 

[Gentlebastard]

They're like a bad omen, wherever they go. Like gays appearing during an empire's collapse.

I wonder how proportional the rate of the increase in lolcows is to the increase in forever chemicals in the food and water supply.

Medicine is germophobic, society needs break down the barriers that cause frustrations for the diseased, not try to cure them of it.

Just be glad I posted a slightly racist meme instead of hours of horrific accident footage

Can't have drool stains when the shirt is already soaked in skin grease.

Who makes saunas with windows?

I love that you're bothered by the windows and not the soft sofa or the kitchen table

May his pottery oven explode upon first firing.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Piss? if you drink enough water piss would be fine, no?

 

[CaddestSlown]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT???