random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Potato Burrito]

She is as high as the balls she will never have.

 

[Count Grishnackh]

@Null I'm reporting this site to the FBI for hacking. which it is illegal. I also have proof of such.

reported this site to the FBI to be on the safe side...

there's nothing to blackmail me with on here though? Oo

 

[Tablet County]

Operation Choo-Choo Train was meant to create an army of obsessive spiritual eunuchs who'd help lead the world into the next age. Instead a little thing called anime ensured it would not come to fruition.

Deep Space is the only place she is a nine

 

[Cemetery Support]

更に「Nigger]と書いたり、ナチスの冗談したりするのはつまらなくなりました。昭和時代の冗談も日本語でしたいです。

No idea what this says

 

[Metamorpho]

I follow and post with almost exclusively racist right wing accounts and I never see Musk tweets

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

ITT, OP asks how to commit fraud and get away with it.

 

[William_Sterog]

What is your market demographic? Rich enough to buy a whore but too feminist to get a pretty and pleasant one?

 

[Particle Bored]

Can images go in random.txt?

Don't make me tap the sign.

 

[Tablet County]

Can images go in random.txt?

It's generally good practice to put the text in a separate quote alongside it.
Tax:

"on the next episode of Dragonball Z"
UUUUUUUUHHHAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[PetiteFeet]

True, yet somehow distinctly feminine. It's clearly an obese femoid with delusions of Mandeur.

 

[CaddestSlown]

9/11 hijackers should have aimed for the New York Times headquarters.

 

[The Strongest Haaton]

why must they covet my butthole?

 

[Gentlebastard]

She must have a horrifying petri dish between her legs no sane man would go near without a biohazard suit

Knowing she's part of the species that managed to harness nuclear energy is insane and terrifying.

any jew would know that mixing cheese and meat isn't kosher so please be accurate with the anti-semetism.

Why does he insist on making this idiot soyface expression? He already looks enough like a fat baby with a beard and Down's without deliberately looking even more retarded.

"man drive big machine" just tickles something in our male ape brains. It is literally no more complicated than "they're neat".

No, you're a fat middle-aged man, and your "aesthetic" is eating a pretzel with mustard by using a knife and fork while your bitch tits shamefully protrude underneath your too-small sweater.

You ever just look at a guy in a photo and you know he doesn't put on deodorant well?

 

[Dr. Butt]

The gunt ain't got no time to be watchin' over them kids! That's someone else's job!

 

[Aunt Carol]

Do you think a pooner could survive being crushed by a snow plow?

"hey, I noticed you were liking some troon shit on Instagram, are you retarded now?"

That's certainly the face of someone you can trust with your genitals.

 

[JustSomeDong]

i find it funny that you were in this DM's, trying to help this lonely faggot with his dead mom, and he's like "let me suck your dick. im a britney spears fan"

 

[Diggus Bickus]

The fact I have been harmed by fucking doctors and nurses, to the point of almost being fucking killed 4 times through negligence, all of them (ironically) from things that could have killed me by asphyxiation, going through getting my left lung punctured twice in the same month by these (medical) fuckers in 2012, and suffering at least 2 rounds of pneumonia from 2012 to 2025 didn't exactly fucking help.

And you, the way you treat me, and how you lie about me, call me a predator, a rapist and more makes it hard for me to be even want to be FRIENDLY with any of you.

You have the same restraint as the retards in primary who ended up deforming my left index, or the other ones who, to show their intellectual deficiency, fucking accused me of reading porn because... I was just obsessed with reading the Biology section of A FUCKING PRIMARY EDUCATION SCHOOLBOOK. It's obvious to me, nowadays, that I was traumatized over the fact these fucking dumbasses I had for parents (My mom literally chose my father, she's to blame as well) ruined any capacity of a normal family life for me.

It's gotten so fucking bad that everytime I think back about my fucking (mother's side) grandparents, I think of them as the parents I never had. Oh wait, they also died when I was 8 and 10 respectively? My grandma died from a massive brain hemorrhage that literally melted half the left side of her brain, and my grandpa died from choking on a literal quesadilla while in the hospital. It's "amazing" that his prostate cancer wasn't even what fucking killed him.

I never stood a chance.

In conclusion, fuck all of you. I wish everything that I went through, that was horrible, to happen to you.

You opened way too many wounds I thought were scarred enough to not bother me enough. You better do anything that will get you killed, as soon as fuckiny possible, bastards.

 

[30+GameOvers]

“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will literally kill me.”

 

[IamnottheNSA]

Defendants screenshot everything and post it onto kiwi farms. It is very creepy, yet they for some reason think they are the normal ones

 

[frozen_runner]

I hate lip filler and it's consequences (for my penis) so goddamn much.

Now comes my favorite part of Internet drama, seeing who scatters and who doubles down.

Breaking News: ICE agents disguised as drywall and bags of cement spotted hiding in Home Depot as part of Operation Beanburner.

The vast majority of social and political issues in American society come from the fact that the majority of the population are fat and ugly. (Yes, it’s true. Think about it.)

Operation Choo-Choo Train was meant to create an army of obsessive spiritual eunuchs who'd help lead the world into the next age. Instead a little thing called anime ensured it would not come to fruition.

I like having a taint.

If a woman marrying herself is lesbianism, then masturbation is homosexuality.

Ginger is my favorite anagram