random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[JustSomeDong]

Imagine never touching a gun? I touch a gun every day to remember that I am not a European.

 

[Speedrunner]

females cant drive, i dont trust them to be potty trained

 

[MaduroHunter]

@Ass to Ass he might get banned soon but I had to memorize this

 

[Dr. Butt]

I don't think there are many things KF-ers agree on. I'd say it's only that:
* trannies are dumb and annoying
* free speech is important
* DSP will outlive any other lolcow

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

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Plaintiff is literally Hitler, confirmed.

Defendants need to stop pointing their fingers insulting at plaintiff. He did nothing wrong.

 

[CEO of Gay]

I guess when a man has zero shame, he'll continue posting on a website despite being known as the shotacon cock cage fag.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Years later, I realized that he was just cow-racist, preferring European/Aryan cattle, and dismissing Asian/African cattle as genetically inferior.

He showed me him and his Chinese boyfriend who built him a computer (probably with spyware and keyloggers) and then ran home to his CCP job.

I am not Chinese and I would not have sex with him.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Troons are the UnitedHealthcare of people right now and they earned it.

 

[CaddestSlown]

Fun fact. If your wife is pregnant you can have sex with her as much as you both want.

I am a Clown we live for hundreds of years.

Mental punishments are way better, too. For example, you can punish your teenage daughter by telling her no amount of makeup will hide how weird and ugly her teeth are.

Maybe you are a psyop, my be this website is a psyop, maybe the sun is a psyop, maybe life is a psyoo.

Imagine having a slapfight about watermarks when you could be sucking your wife’s tits instead.

 

[Lewisite]

Then a few months later the man died. It wasn’t related but it was nice.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

The fact that the word “woman” is used to describe the suspect multiple times tells me this was actually a “””woman.””””

Catcher in the Rye didn’t convince me to shoot John Lennon nearly as much as Imagine did.

Can't Australia fucking be authoritarian in one place were it counts and say "no you can't fuck 500 people".

They spray the costumes with bear piss, you're welcome. And yes, it works, and this is not the first time it's being done.

“Let me calm you by simulating wearing the skin of your kin”

 

[Tablet County]

Class 3 Obesity fanart.

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

Is this thread just going to be that Russian nigger? He clearly loves the attention, same as AnimeSucks.

Well-volunteered!

@-Jack- / Gunstress of Diabeteez / Jackspears / The world's gayest Britney Spears superfan / Gorlworld enthusiast / Jack Kirkpatrick / Welwyn Garden City's second best schizo / World's best Tropical Paradise admin

 

[Metamorpho]

>thousands of faggots congregate in DC

And how is this different from any other day?

 

[Slideshow Bill]

It's okay, officer, she's really a 900-year-old grandma

 

[Thé au lait]

anyone who can write this is not a real person and should be eaten like vegetables

 

[JustSomeDong]

Happiness is a chemical imbalance, being right is forever.

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

So what went wrong? Faggotry

 

[The Crack Spiders Bitch]

Salmon fins typed that post

 

[Sawamura Simp]

Also, I have an excellent choice in video games and movies.

How many Transformers you got left, bitch?

So are you an actual white supremacist neo Nazi or is it just a larp

If I have to suffer dozens of pages of fuckers debating if pornhub is a mortal sin I can post the Gorbachev pizza hut video once or even twice within the boundires of fairness

This thread is rancid and every party involved should kill themselves. Myself included.

Spoiler: 2x1 Bonus

But the best I can say is that P(fat ∧ gay) ∈ (0 , 1)

It really was a wakeup call that every statistic we are fed is completely distorted through the lens of nigger worship.