random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Counterfeit Obol]

Harambe would never rob a pregnant lady at gunpoint.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I have a daughter and wife, I can't be misogynist.

 

[The Nothingness]

I do not believe everyone wants to fuck Michael Cera.
Even Michael Cera doesn't want to fuck Michael Cera.

 

[monstrous bubo]

I've made better food after a 12 hour shift while drunk and contemplating suicide

 

[Sicko Hunter]

if Justin Whang and Cobes had a baby, and fed it soy, it would be that guy.

 

[twisted cycle path]

Yikes, you're showing your true colors it seems.

 

[CaddestSlown]

He's not wrong. If I played less videogames and had a job besides sucking cocks, I would probably be less fat.

 

[Gentlebastard]

If you're going to fuck it up, fuck it all the way up

Executive summary: He published personal information under his real name.

it feels posting my poop often wasn’t enough or something

Never seen anything like it. I stood there and watched the whole thing. I'm a gigantic fucking loser and even I was cringing.

Behold the friendzone personified.

She looks like she just got 5 orgasms fucked out of her in that post-burger review.

I'm so high right now when I cum on your bitch tits you'll die from secondhand fent exposure

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

You admited to prolapsing a cat. I think that alone says enough on what kind of animal you raped to death.


(A sentence I'd never thought I would write, what the fuck is even this thread?)

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Online gaming is dead because I cant call a prepubescent child a nigger. I'm not even being sarcastic here.

 

[obsdj]

Thank you, but I'm starting to think you signed up for the Kiwi Farms to astroturf for Big Niacin.

 

[CaddestSlown]

How much money did they spend to astroturf the word taco?

She's FAT

Frat boys do indeed love a good slampig.

Kiwifarms is a void that exists in the vaccum of space. We don't exist. But we also exist. A secret world no man or woman dare to utter it's name.

We're the Backrooms of Retards.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

I hate niggers so god damn much it's unreal

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Great, now I'm thinking about gay buttfucking.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Having people hundreds or thousands of years from now line up and pay money to view my remains would be the coolest thing ever.

I'm a gigantic fucking loser and even I was cringing.

I just watched that video, what the fuck is any of this?

I'm dumber now than before I clicked play, and I wasn't a goddamn genius to start with

Going to Onlyfans to see 582 dicks sounds.... kinda gay

Why is your alleged daughter selling pictures of her asshole for the price of a cheeseburger

Do you support your alleged daughter spelling pictures of her asshole for the price of a cheeseburger

Has your alleged daughter actually sold pictures of her asshole for the price of a cheeseburger or am I improperly assuming that she did so based on nothing more than her being an internet prostitute

 

[Pedophobe]

The internet, and more broadly media in general, was a horrific mistake.

Its a mistake to only see human behavior from a rational point of view.

Coomers are gonna coom, trannies are going to troon, munchies are going to munch.

 

[Patryk Kornatowski]

patryk? on MY 'farms?

(Source)

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

The more you talk, the less simpathy I will have when you are raped

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Greetings, Homosexual. Have you considered suicide within the past 24 hrs and did your reasons for refusing it include the anticipation of niggers tonguing your anus next weekend?

 

[Black Man Underwear]

No, porn is illegal. That is why there is so little of it on the internet.

Why are you asking KF? Do you want to create lolcow related porn? Tons of people would probably watch Chris Chan and Boogie fork.

if this is really you, can you confirm that is the case by posting confirmation on your X account?