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[Law]

Felony Thread Misidentification, stalker. This is no laughing matter.

 

[Glory To Arztotska]

It's too bad that Kane is a twink for TF vore orgies. I knew that the alligators were committing strange, grievous sins, inside of their goatse maze and so did the authorities inside of this universe. You don't need to feel bad for destroying the Uncanny Streets because the BATHROOM was content to enable and "forgive" a DeviantArt Heaven's Gate.

 

[CaddestSlown]

Learn to use multi-quote faggot.

Happy pride month faggot, are you happy you take it in the ass?

Why haven't you chopped your cock off

Bigot is the Normie Power Word.

this might actually be gayer than Pride

 

[Dr. Butt]

I realize this is weird and stupid for all kinds of reasons, but this is the thought process.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I tried asking it to recreate the diaperfag as a soyjak, but it said it was against the content policies.

 

[Captain Dipshit]

Um did I just watch a retard use a plastic garbage bag to wipe shit off his dick?

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

I've never heard of anyone starting their gooning careers on gay porn.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Watching Samurai Cop is a very different experience to watching "Samurai Cop best moments" on YouTube.

out of context this is even more true and profound

 

[GunCar Gary]

Look in the reflection, there's even more dildoes behind the camera.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

And he's still going to wake up with the dog's ass in his face.

That's just bad optics.

Cry more, tears are free.

The goys are back in town.

Physiognomy of the attacker initially led me to believe a Ford vs. Chevy argument got out of hand.

Idk if he had all that time sounds like he's pretty chill with the sodomites. It's not a guarantee but I also wouldn't necessarily put him down as a confirmed homo hater.

Who doesn't dream of a nation where obese half-naked Arabs set elderly women on fire under a huge troon flag

I'm gonna go to Home Depot and ask if they have any of the special garden sheds in the back while winking.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Why do you know what Obama's penis smells like?

I can't imagine calling up a butch lesbian who has been disfigured by testosterone to abuse me. That sounds weird and miserable. I'd rather do yarn crafts or something.

I honestly need to know what that retard thinks the state of michigan is going to do about kiwifarms

 

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

I NEED A $5 BILLION SUPERLAB BUILT IN THE SW US DESERT TO COLLECT PHYSIOMICS DATA (ION, VOLTAGE, AND ELECTRIC FIELD) IN ORDER TO GET MY LARGE INTESTINE BACK!!!!!!!!!

NO COLON NO OPTIMISM

Imagine if I degeneratemaxxed all inside/all over Tate McRae
(Organs regenerated and fibrotic tissue removed first tho ofc)

 

[slungus22]

Idk what gayop is, but it sounds like something a terrorist would do, and I'm not brown.

 

[Oliver Onions]

A psychiatrist does not see a patient with high blood pressure and go "you need to leave".

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

Unfortunately I don't really know how to help you detransition your hobby

 

[Throwing Romans]

PS: please simply remember me by doing absolutely everything possible to ruin the careers of Dana Outlaw and Judge Stupid Fucking Lazy Ass Garrett. Also let Scott know the absolute only service he provided to me was yelling at me, and yelling at me to pay him more.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Blacks are how I know being gay isn't choice who'd want to be a nigger and a fag?

 

[Mound Dweller]

The psychiatrist refused to see Richard Jr. because his blood pressure was too high.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I always love a retard-off.

I think his sex life has gotten better and it horrifies me to think about it.

She's "modifying [her] body to be a real life fuck doll"?

...but people are continuously refining high-end sex dolls to look more life-like and human.

Dumb bitch, you're going the wrong direction!

 

[analrapist]

We must all say or type the word "nigger" in a public place