random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Aunt Carol]

No, I'm pretty sure she's talking about her feces.

Who the fuck let this ho bring a violin into the hospital

Can’t she just read about war?
It’s just really big true crime.

Nigga that's teal.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Hello you absolute bellends.

 

[stupid frog]

at this point Ethan can have Gaza

>all this content
wtf I love Israel now?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

A wolf eating a monkey is pretty metal.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Greer misspelled his own last name.

 

[Rotollo 2]

PPP is just screaming SUFFAH BING BING WAHOO on Twitter.

 

[卐卐卐]

I just work with a lot of young kids, and the boys are always so adamant that they know 100% of everything about Sonic because they've watched/read XYZ thing. Like stfu, *I* know more about Sonic , *I'm* the elder autist,

 

[Uncle Buck]

You know, if Greee wasn't a few R's short of retard, he'd realize he could have just had the clerk issue a subpoena to the Utah State Court for the documents needed ....

Checkmate, jurists!

 

[CaddestSlown]

His only consistency is his retardation. Sad. Many such cases...

 

[Law]

There's like an entire subterranean community of ultranigger mutants that exist only to cause me problems, complain about me, and then complain to me when their other retarded faggot friends get banned.

 

[Rotollo 2]

TIME FOR YOUR BOOSTIES NOOL

 

[Gentlebastard]

Now I ain't saying she's a gold digger, but she does carry around that weird pan and keeps mumbling under her breath about "gold in them there hills"

It is not hard to make things fun for kids. You just have to be interesting and relate it to the world around them. Go to your local castle, your history is right there. You can work some algebra in working out trebuchet angles. If we going to knock this wall down how far out does the catapult need to be? If I dropped a kilogram rock off this murder hole, how fast would it be accelerated to when it hit a six foot man’s helmet at the bottom. Now biology! Would that kill them?

I just want to be wrong about something. It's exhausting carrying around all of these 'I told you so's.

This post is so bang-on that reading it actually pissed me off, thanks.

Don't need a dentist, I'll use a chisel and file and do it for free.

let me just consult my notes. Says here he was full of shit and was just seething impotently and fatly like always. That can't be right.

Does this stuff ever get revealed? I'm hoping when all is said and done we get to find out that the cops called him a fat faggot with bitch tits.

We are all on the same side - the side that laughs the hardest at this fat loser.

Sometimes as a thought in the back of my mind I wonder what would happen if caning was introduced as a form of corporal punishment in the US.

 

[Asian tech support]

HE'S LATE
HE'S GAY
HE'S FELTED BY CARD

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

i thought it was more penisy

 

[JustSomeDong]

I laughed at the Turks and their belief in their supremacy until I witnessed the power of Kebab shop wifi.

 

[I'm a Silly]

experiment:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/official-kiwifarms-mass-dm-chain-consent-thread.221205/post-21620999

verdict: failure -- was informed that simply pasting a link would auto-format as embed

second attempt via copying code from another post:

Post in thread 'Official Kiwifarms Mass DM Chain Consent Thread'

Jun 5, 2025

btw I must really, really stress how absolutely fed up huge numbers of users on the site are of this bullshit and how fed up I am of dealing with this implied threat that I either let people run these obnoxious, retarded spam chains or they'll make a Discord, because I know 100% if you mongoloids start a Discord I'll be seeing a video of Callmecicada masturbating in a french maid dress while on video call with his girlfriend(male).

• Null

Reactions: x 34 x 8 x 17 x 5 x 5 x 3 x 2 x 1 x 1 x 4 x 2 x 1 x 1 x 1

 

[Aunt Carol]

Its kinda nice that Null, while fed up with our bullshit, still puts in the time to personally call us fags and to fuck off.

 

[GunCar Gary]

In Canada, a 52-year-old man named Murray Pearson was reportedly able to chestfeed a baby after rectal application of progesterone.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

THAT'S THE WRONG ZIP, IT'S 1.21GB OF AN E-WHORE'S ASSHOLE

 

[Hostile Takeover]

Thanks guys, I'd appreciate the name scrub if you don't mind, I like my privacy.