random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Dr. Butt]

Clocks and Calendars always end in 12. There isn't 12, 24, 36, 48 to deal with. Calendars are a mess too. They need to share the days evenly instead of this crazy format we have now.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Friendly reminder that opossums are bros. Thank your local opossum next time you find them digging through your trash.

That's right, guys. Don't go outside. Stay indoors and leave the nature trails empty so I can enjoy them in peace.

I thought Mr.Hands was dead...

You killed the man, not the idea.

Its certainly a highly dangerous lifestyle, sort of like passing around a shared needle while getting rawdogged from behind by a guy with AIDS.

What you are doing is more cringe than what you are complaining about. Please stop talking or die

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

WELCOME TO THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF AIDS

This kind of eagerness and attention to detail is exactly why you wouldn't hack it as a cop.

null has never shoved a 2' long plastic gnome into his asshole and gotten it covered with shit

The chance of getting smeared in shit is extremely high.

God is real, and he hates you!

 

[Poonocchio]

this guys friend list has more dead people in it than hillary's rolodex

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I think it's based to identify as a disabled transgender non binary mudslime native American nigger on application forms for anything. You need to use Current Year against itself sometimes.

 

[Meat Target]

i am calm you melaniated descendant

 

[CaddestSlown]

I think if you serve in the military for a full hitch (4 years active, 4 reserve) you should be considered a full citizen and you can stay. (You can't come to my house and fuck my sister though)

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

Women are all worthless fucks and it's only the fact that they are needed for reproduction that they have not all been put into gas chambers. They should remove their tongues at birth though, would make the world a lot more peaceful.

Yes woman did destroy the west. It wasn't their idea, they were brainwashed by the Jews into pushing for the deaths of all whites.

Birth rates are down because of them, abortions are sky high because of them, men are committing suicide because of them, endless brown invaders flood our shores because of them, trannies were allowed to grow because of them, and so on.

White genocide is their fault.

And what do they do? They whine on TikTok that men grope them now when they go for a walk, AND NEVER ONCE DO THEY MENTION THE RACE OF THESE MEN, so they continue to sweep up the horrors that they continue to unleash unto our homelands.

 

[Dr. Butt]

To everyone that has signed this to protect consumer rights on video games, you are preventing a malding faggot from shoving a elf dildo up his ass in spite.

 

[tehpope]

HELP ME THE KIKES CHINKS ARE FLYING NANOMACHINES STRAIGHT INTO MY SINUS CAVITIES AAAHHHHHHH

Oh boy. I can't wait to engage in an autistic slapfight with the three people ITT who give a shit about goyslop.

 

[Potato Burrito]

GUESS WHAT YOU JACKASS, I’M A F*G TOO!

 

[Dr. Butt]

Get in the fucking bacon slicer you fucking piece of filth.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

When did everyone become a complete faggot human sewage AIDS infested dumb cunt drinking soylent from a biocup

Did a woman give you that pink triangle?

 

[Dr. Butt]

Holy shit

I really got what I voted for

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

You seem to have a lot of issues with people who are critical of Jewish behavior for a person that isn't Jewish.

Grandfather was a Bolshevik was he? How many Russians did he kill?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Only retards overthink.
Sources: i am retarded

 

[Dr. Butt]

I just received news that a very bothersome man in my life just keeled over and fucking died.

Here’s to 2025!

 

[Spectate]

You are the definition of gullible retard. I wouldn't even groom you

 

[Dr. Butt]

I reassured him I had not suddenly developed retardation.

 

[Spectate]

Could you explain further? I'd really like to know why you consider that I type as "A DUMB FUCKING NIGGER".