random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Big Brutus]

First they came for the lolicons, and I said make sure you get all of them.

 

[CaddestSlown]

The nigger doesn't control the global economy and have the power to turn the Earth into a fireball.

 

[Aunt Carol]

The entire article is cancelled, it misgendered the bee.

 

[Abella]

God I wish we had roaming gangs of violent child trannies to rape this faggot right now

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

"*starts undressing out of my beaver suit*" - @Cheesy Beavy

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

You forgot the best part
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theyre not crazy pills they are psychological cockblockers

 

[Ookoo Squad]

My goodness, he looks almost exactly like a troon from Venezuela who wanted to sleep with me.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

those kids came outta the womb with a thousand-yard stare and PTSD

"I was there... Lily Allen's womb, summer of '14. We lost a lotta good fetuses on that one. When I got out they gave me a free nappie and a World's Cutest Baby award, but I never put 'em on. Part of me knows I should've died there too... Hamburger Hole, they called it."

 

[Randomrando]

"Your penis disappears after a handshake"

 

[SITHRAK!]

The universe seeks balance. For Trump to be winning this much it requires that someone else must be losing just as badly. I believe that person is @Fatpacks.

 

[Thé au lait]

I'm sorry for the number this time but they're all gold

moot question. the fuck would anisa be doing in heaven?

I can respect this. Godspeed, retard.

I know monterey jack shit about cheese

WHAT IS THIS? ICE CREAM FOR ANTS?

wealthy pedophile jews run the world and if i take molly and vodka saba has the same colour palette as the flag of Israel therefore she does it for the mega jewbux

if i get threadbanned for this i understand

I was banned for discussing Jewish space lasers in the Israel thread. For the record, the attempt to silence me only furthered my conviction.

 

[JayseeDenton]

Everyone is a blut-und-boden nationalist when it comes to the ethnic groups they actually care about.

 

[stupid frog]

I bet she has a punch card where it's get five abortions, and the sixth one is free.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Isn't it obvious? You mummify them, put them in a jar and sell them to pooners on the internet.

Some people have the best jobs and I wish I was part of an intelligence agencies "make black people believe retarded shit" corps
hmu cia you know how

They went from election fraud to penis theft

Holy shit Russia isn't fucking around anymore

And if you catch the penis-thieving Frenchman, how do you make him reattach it?

As long as you don't shake hands before the fight, you should be fine.

>be me
>French man
>be born without a penis, just as every French man does
>visit African country, to steal a penis for myself
>steal a penis from a guy walking near the russian embassy
>win.jpg
>run to the airport to flee the lands
>meanwhioe, a local shaman goes Abutalabashuneba
>the penis I stole grows wings and flies away
>sacreblue.fr
It's no fair bros, people notice when I use a baguette as a packer

Nice try Frenchman but I already knew about the French dick thieves. You can’t blame the Russians for your crimes.

 

[stupid frog]

You will know them by their eyebrows.

It's always the eyebrows. All cows have the eyebrows they deserve.

 

[Thé au lait]

Penis theft panic in Africa reveals Russian propaganda campaign against France

They probably assume the penis stays healthy with it's vitality intact the entire time until it gets stuck to a Frenchman and used.

On one hand, it's pretty silly to believe someone would be stealing penises, on the other though, you simply cannot underestimate the French man's lust for penis.

Would have been more believable if it was Romanians pickpocketing dicks though.

Is this like that shitty movie Get Out, but instead of stealing nigger's eyes they steal their dongs? Surprised Jordan Peele hasn't made this a movie yet.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

You have to be unfathomably retarded to manage to unite the Kiwi's with a NIGGER POONER lmfao.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THAT IS A LONG POST.

 

[Crex Crex]

 

[AIDShaver69]

"WELL THAT RAPE VICTIM DESERVED ME SAYING MEAN THINGS TO THEM OKAY?? WHAT I SAID TO THEM MADE ME DFE TO ESCAPE BACKLASH AND THAT'S THEIR FAULT! THINK OF THE POOR TRANS WOMEN AND PALESTINIANS!"

I know everyone here is gay, mentally ill, and autistic, so here's an informal poll on race just for fun. Feel free not to answer.

NO LITER

*eats chicken nuggets* *eats big macs* artists and queers make this world so much better *suicide baits online* I love being a furry faggot over a nazi *posts about wanting to fuck animals*

 

[Diesel Boogaloo]

*thread reduction surgery*