random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Random Internet Person]

the world really need a failed video game developer who gooned himself retarded speaking on current topics

 

[Pendulous Dong]

Nigga, you high as bird pussy if you think I am opening those Google docs.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I’m pleading guilty because I am guilty of calling him a fat faggot with bitch tits.

Looks like we can cross off 'gallons nigger cum' as being a potential cure for schizophrenia.

Justice is neither a liquid, a solid, nor a gas.

I heard Waffle house is the mecca of Tekken like fights.

Shit, the KF Dream Squad has been found out. We've been infiltrating tranny's dreams for over a year now telling them to 41% or do a flip and now this little faggot has blown our whole operation wide open. It's Joever.

There's no pretend politeness, no "How y'all doin'?" We all know why each of us is there and what role we play. Grill man is going to make me food, the waitress will bring them to me, and then I will give them money. Anyone who disrupts this shared understanding will face the wrath of all of us.

"Hey lets have fun!"

 

[Aunt Carol]

counterpoint: your butt is you. "get your ass over here" we expect all of you.

This guy got into jew magic and now he's trans. Many such cases!

huge apologies for posting an unfinished thread, i've been writing for the past few hours and forgot how to use a keyboard

cant upload anything but i thought you guys would like to know she is now transgender again and claims to be the reincarnation of ted wigglebottom from the lorax

The Jesus Lizard. Not The Lizard Jesus.

It's when people think they need to fix the world, shame others, strip their ability to use banking, a job, access to social platforms. Because they believe something they find offensive, or just don't agree with. That is when I care. Just let me post nigger online in peace.

Just let me post nigger online in peace.

P.S. do my nippels look small or is it normal??

 

[Spectate]

I might be slightly autistic but that doesn't make it right to make my score even more negative.

 

[Two Dollars]

Now that you said to not tell what mental illness I have, I'll say it, I'm a sociopath.

How am I the retarded one. I make quality posts only and get hated on for no reason

 

[Law]

Hey retard
how do address mental health when there is no clear objective definition of it.

 

[Rekeita's Kidneys]

I agree but I'm also not a huge fan of gay porn so he can be difficult to keep eyes on.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Jah leaves them pon di earth because dey be doomed to suffer with di devil.

Cobes and Joe Winko are in paradise now.

 

[indomitable snowman]

please forgive the poorfag, he's poor.

 

[Radiator Grilled Cheese]

I'm sorry I don't know what file formats or codecs are popular in the gay porn piracy community.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Also, brb boys. I'm gone to do something stupid. If I get banned, just remember you can reach me at t/JABrapesdogsandswallowshoundcum45

BTW, I can't believe I had to add the 45 at the end of that. Apparently a lot of people have that name as well.

 

[DickMain]

I wanna see real/true takes, real peer-reviewed studies fact-checked by snopes, not the same unresearched shit parroted in this echo chamber

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

You ogle oiled up, muscular men in speedos often enough to actually remember their name. That's pretty gay to me

This is the cringiest line ever posted to Kiwi Farms.

 

[TroonsDid911]

What the fuck am I reading? We have a tranny shooting up a church and Im reading about NFL swaps? Grow some balls @Null, you were stalked and debanked by trannies and now you have a string of tranny shooters and your highlighting fucking NFL trades? Only niggers care about that shit.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

You agree you are 18 or over. We use your sign-up to provide content in ways you've consented to and improve our understanding of you.

Put a guy in a freezer for five minutes and then get him erect.

I believe this is what is known as "Nature Healing Itself"

 

[Oliver Onions]

I'm Stalk Childer. My dad blew the guy who shot Lennon and my mom assaulted Andy Warhol. And I'm here to teach you how to lose your guns online.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

it's up for debate whether or not 10 year olds should be dating

I am a screeching retard

 

[a kiwifarms user]

Just a normal day of gun-fucking your pornstar girlfriend while your parents are downstairs watching Jeopardy.

God above, just when i'm trying to wrap my head around the fact that there still is a dedicated and vicious Bionicle fandom, you drop nightmare blender 3d furry fedora-tipping evolutionary Jesus on me.

 

[Shitoko]