random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Autistic Asparagus]

"Damn girl ya body be like Israel and dem titties be like some gaza children"

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

The flag of Romania in a world where Vlad the Impaler actually was a vampire and was still in charge and was also gay and drove a 2004 Ford Focus:

 

[Aunt Carol]

No one ever said "gee, this OP is too long and informative"

My dream is not to find love with AI, but to become a ruthless warrior and cut down my enemies. I long for the day I can just go into cyberpsychosis and live my dreams forever.

“I’m immune compromised, please make sure you wear a mask while pissing in my mouth!”

"God is dead. And we have fucked him"
©Friedrich Nietzsche

why fawn over a lame fictional killer vampire when she already has an actual, for real, actually exists light elf serial killer in the harem? it's a step down.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

the ceremonial Mars Bar is only for the endings of great wars

Sure in the moment shoving a nighstick or baton up the guy's ass feels good but we're american cops your given a gun primarily to stop and kill bad guys. The euros can do the beat the shit put of you for throwing a sandwich shit.

Also, a returned penis for $17? Fuckin' troons are getting absolutely washed by the crotch-doctors. Total rip-off shit.

Drunk driving is patriotic.

He was radicalized online, obviously.

Well that just sounds like whore stolen valor.

I will be the one to stand up and say it: the furry shit is a lot more offensive than the serial killing.

 

[Aunt Carol]

You can basically take any time I spergpost about science and replace it with me screaming "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" while flinging turds at them.

There are some really solid twink trannies on /gif/ they usually get posted to the Black New World Order threads but if you search a bit you can find some really good ones in the chastity belt threads too

I heard of a beautiful place where women were free and encouraged to call a spade a spade and a nigger a nigger.

"The reason I'm never home on time is the trannies ahead of me in line at the orgy are always going over the 1 hour play limit on the furniture I signed up for because it's taking forever for them to use the dungeon provided bleach and mop to clean up their piss. I get so impatient I want to touch their toys but I know I'm not allowed because the toys might be fluid-bonded."

By implication, if this is now the first post-divorce party, she chickened out of the hypnosis orgy.

"Fuck going to the gym, from now on I'll just inform everyone that I have huge bulging muscles and hopefully they'll accept that."

Big gals like her might move slow but they've got fists like a frozen turkey.

(I cropped out his dick, no one needs to see that)

 

[GunCar Gary]

Are you thinking of raping a child today?

 

[Frostnipped Todger]

10% find soul fulfilling treasure and the other 90% find herpes.

 

[Maya Story]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/michae...nsodyssey-cutlooneytunes-dailycbmusic.226970/

First VM on the thread:
"My whole fucking life is falling apart. And you all think it's funny"

 

[Doxmatix]

every thread is a cat pic thread. it is gods will.

Swallow a squirt of pool water, die immediately like it’s an Oblivion poisoned apple.

Uh... Guys? Is there a witness protection program for Elves? Because this is not looking good for me.

 

[Ed Special]

Rape is natural. Rape is healthy. Rape is good. Society needs more RAPE. Cultivate RAPE.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

"You won't beat me today bro! Go, Red Eyes Black Ariel!"

nach ladies ladies, you're all jewish. Shut the fuck up.

One thing I noticed today is that FW looks like Chris O'Dowd, if he got into Schizophrenia rather than acting:

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

dumbassery. buffoonery, even

Hentai hitler

I think for a lot of H game fans there's some investment in the waifu

. Calling someone a gooner and expecting me to hate them is like trying to intimidate me by saying you’re from Dunzledorf, I don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about

some kid simulacrum like a puppy or some shit

If you identify as a potato-kin I would love to hear your reasoning

I don't know what opinions hulu allows

You can do this. It must be grating, however

These platforms gamified human affection into a demented game of emotional chicken, from which I believe no one can benefit

Oh, it was consequences, not SSRIs.

Well unfortunately for you,and me im autistic

If I cannot get a hamburger because of spics I will personally go down to Mexico and make Judge Holden and the Glanton Gang look like a joke

Gay millennial games have gay millennial fandoms who have gay easily hurt feelings, more gay millennial news at gay o’clock

Plus the british goverment obviously doesn't give a fuck about a giant skeleton, if they had to give an injection of funding to anyone, they'd give it to paki scientists so they can discover a new way to molest kids

I'm reminded of various reddit posts about fat southerners needing a third party to man a 2x4 to wedge the various gunts apart so fatties could actually fuck.

How does that even happen? Do you just call your best buddy over and get him really drunk before being like "yo can you wedge my wife's gunt out of the way with a 2x4 so I can actually penetrate and impregnate her?"

Does that automatically make you the child's godfather? I just don't get it

Couldn't decide between kitties or nogs

I already live in 2025, I know how clownpilled it is, I can hear the fucking honking from my apartment

 

[Crex Crex]

If it walks like a fag, talks like fag, fucks like a fag and openly identifies as a fag(which the vast majority of furries seem to do) then its a fucking fag.

Source - a fag.

I will be the one to stand up and say it: the furry shit is a lot more offensive than the serial killing.

 

[Big Nasty]

I tapped out when the Tranny did the dick reveal.

you don't know how many times i've seen that retarded nigga's dick

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Shonen Trump

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Then maybe he shouldn't have done whatever it is he did to have upset 22 different countries.

 

[BigGuyOS 6 : Jovial Janny]

Buddhism is not a hippie religion of sunshines and rainbows- in buddhism if you are an infertile woman you go to hell by default because "you ruined your husband's lineage" and female infanticide had been (and still is) commonplace. It took fucking muslims for them to say that instead of killing all the little girls you could sell them as sex slaves

Scientists have created rechargeable, multicolored, glow-in-the-dark succulent plants

 

[Mechanical Pencil]

Did I just have a shattering full-body orgasm or did I just feel my soul leave my body at something stupid I read online? The jeets will never know.

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

What I'm saying is if you aren't finding dates via the obituary pages you are doing it wrong.

he dryhumps really well

*Walks into your house with no shoes on* "I'm going to fuck you in the ass"
"No"
"Alright" *rubs cock on your leg then cums on your bed*

Halloumi does not expel cum. Someone jizzed in his burger. Someone with an STD.
- @Null Could you confirm

He complained that being known as a cannibal made his life hard.

[Her] "sexy" face looks like the face you'd make when going into the bathroom and seeing someone took a dump and didn't flush. Annoyed and dead inside.

he measures his self worth by how many mentally ill teen girls he can cum in

 

[Gentlebastard]

I am reasonably sure crack whores make enough money to cover their rent and fare.

Whatever that creature was peddling was clearly too repulsive even for people that pay hoodrat crack addicts to suck their dicks.

Well that just sounds like whore stolen valor.

Never before have I wanted to shoot people through my computer screen as much as I did upon reading this.

Im just gonna choose to believe in this because its funny.

"Disability lawyers" advertise on signs at the bus station. It's like paying a priest to make sure your soul gets past the scales of Anubis, except with gibs.

Oh my fucking god, she thought it was good PR to show up on Destiny's stream while he is currently being investigated for CSAM material.

Wow. That's so fucking lame that it's the only possible explanation.