random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Aunt Carol]

TBH, I liked the first two chapters. It was just Shania Twain getting railed by a hot cowboy.

When it comes to cameras, bathrooms, and trannies, there's really no way to logically predict what's going to happen.

It's not all pedo staches and ingrown ass hair.

"I wonder what society will think of me as a gay man," he thought, as he plowed a vagina and only a vagina.

You only die or become gay on your knees, not hip thrusting and resisting until death.

F, L, or whatever letter is indicative of misery these days.

Normal women do not, without background male involvement, ever masturbate in public toilets.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Nicolas Maduro, known for being easy to kidnap

 

[Useful_Mistake]

You’ve put a lot of thought into molesting children

 

[Gentlebastard]

People always ask if you'd go back in time and kill Hitler, but few brave souls ask if you'd go back in time to fuck Hitler.

I freely admit that Spurdo makes me laugh like a retard, but out of curiosity, I want to ask: is there some actual, canonical reason that he speaks as if suffering from severe nasal congestion? Something to do with the sound of the Finnish language? My autism compels research on this important topic.

I hate him because, well, go ahead, look at him and what he says online. But I also love him because he will never stop entertaining us.

It’s my fault. I chose to understand. And understanding is a horrible thing.

 

[CallmeCicada]

You guys are such a dick God

Sorry to Josh sorry to women I’m sorry sorry sorry sorry fucking wearing. Sorry my mom. Sorry to fucking website fucking get it now.

Surprisingly even though I was yelling in my room and walking around naked in my house I did not get in trouble or wake anyone up

 

[NoReturn]

Never mind. This entire letter is just stalker dictator enjoy prison. I'm done transcribing.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Of the 6-8 black men my wife visits for consensual raceplay, very few of them appropriately mask, unless they're roleplaying a break in situation. Their reckless behaviour has resulted in more than one session of my D&D campaign being cancelled last minute. In my darker moments I've contemplated killing her, and then myself, while leaving them a strongly worded suicide letter. All of this leads me to my next question, reddit. I'm fed up with the AI slop Micro$oft is pushing down out throats and I'm finally ready to commit to linux. Any suggestions on a distro with an install process that is friendly to those with ADHD?

You could party so hard with a gay hockey team and never, ever get raped. Just go full Bluto and live for the present. Drink your favourite player's jersey number in shots while gazing deeply into his rapidly-yellowing-sclera. Wake up the next morning knowing that none of you, not one, can remember a single thing that happened last night or where any of you left your passports. There's just a level of shared hangover that you could never have in a straight kegger, and that sort of complete and utter renal surrender is naturally appealing to women.

All that surgery and estrogen and you couldn't fix that wonky eye?

Are we having a communist struggle session here?

All caps corpo speak textwall my platonically despised

Don't they know he's a gay man with mental health issues? This criticism is ableist!

I've had whiskey shits better than the ending of Stranger Things.

 

[Skitarii]

I'd enjoy a month where all chink cartoon fetishists are contained to their own board. No Anime April.
Toji can do his digital drag show for the autists who can't differentiate male vs female written voice, Welper can be fat as shit and regurgitate what he last heard on MATI, and all the others can be closeted pedophiles together or whatever

 

[Black Man Underwear]

your dick coming out of that pussy looking like a mid 1600's hundreds englishman crossing africa

 

[CallmeCicada]

so just wanted all of you guys who called me autistic were wrong

 

[Cancer ♥]

My advice is to get hopelessly lost in the deepest woods you can find and write about it extensively so that when someone finds your skeletal remains, they can read them and go, "wow, this guy was a faggot"

 

[Black Man Underwear]

"hey retard, quit spraying piss all over the toilet seat, you're gonna give everyone AIDS because you have AIDS that you caught from all the homeless guys that fuck you in the ass on lunch break, fatass."

 

[Paul-Denton]

Our speech is violence, their violence is speech.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Just invoke Marital Law in Minnesota, show the illegal leaches the will of the people.

 

[Speedrunner]

i'm going to make a suno song about how much of a faggot you are so you freak out and leave KF for 6 months again

 

[Meat Target]

hi Pozzy, maybe you should go jerk off to fat dinosaurs like a true&honest furfag instead of calling the kettle black?

I hope (((Brian))) and (((Ed))) end up ground into dust so that not even the busy ground worms have to look at such diseased AIDS infested cut-dicked nigger shitskin dobbleganger baby raping vampires

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

The past week I have seen nothing but fatsos and women getting tossed around like garbage bags.

"Haha, well, guess what? I have depicted you as the Chad and myself as the...wait, goddammit, that's not right."

 

[goat sneed]

That woman is getting molested by some Jewish coroner right now and she's watching it happen as God himself has a finger in her booty hole to measure how much of a progressive she was before he trolls Satan by sending another filthy Karen down.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Notice, even in the tranny's celebratory and triumphant moment — the constant theme of violence.

The experts can go kill themselves.

You climb the ladder from appreciator to novice to enthusiast to aficionado and one day you’re all alone at the top.

"The multiracial face of white supremacy"

Tiny raccoon paws typed this post

I FUCKING CALLED THIS IN 1993 MY FRIEND OWES ME A GODDAMN WWF ICE CREAM BAR

 

[RomanianSchizo]

Please don't insult a beloved staple of my bodycam videos.

I am still a Proud Black Woman and still not shot by ICE!

I just want to bang lib chicks I meet at protests! - Nigga, no. It ain’t worth it.

Fed rights are human rights
Glowing lives matter