random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Two Dollars]

"My mom is dead, I feel like a chad"

 

[Dr. Butt]

I used fuck various exes on their period just to pretend I was doing damage with my dick.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Serial killings are fun to read about though, and it's usually great fun for the killer.

What I am saying is that the best way to get these troons to shut the fuck up is to well...tell them to shut the fuck up.

You’d probably look shocked too if someone put a tassel in your mouth and glued you onto their nipples.

I don't know how any man can possibly be that bad at sex, but I'm on kiwi farms so I'm sure at least one of you can explain it to me.

He's flabby!
He's raped!
He's whistleless!

This is exactly what I thought because going on a random rampage isn't a decent mating strategy no matter on what you rampage.

Nah, I believe that. That sounds like the CIA I know.

Pedo- feet
Paedo - children
Pædo - Latin nerd

When are we going to have some common-sense dog control?! Look at that man open-carrying an assault-style dog with high-capacity poop magazine.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Do your part in contributing to the male suicide rate NOW.

 

[frozen_runner]

He's using Zach Hadel clips already which means the next step is talking about Croc: Legend Of The Gobbos which will lead to Gamergate. There's a formula to these things.

orange man..... GOOD???????

Renounce communism and post feet.

People in the chyat are being RUDE to Steve as he furiously drives to find a LIVE stream of Portland

I love Cheeeeese dudun.

I hate the Internet for giving the mentally ill a platform.

I knew my cats were culturally White

Listen up trannies: Remember to DILATE THAT STINKING ROTPUSSY LMAO

deaf people who are into deaf culture bullshit are the biggest assholes on the entire planet, surpassing both trannies and the french.

If you’re saying she shouldn’t have gotten shot, bro I hate to break it to you you’re a nigger and even worse you’re probably brown.

Taking a cold shower and firmly repeating to myself, "I am racist, I am racist, I am racist," like a Tony Robbins mantra

Please be a better Racist and understand it's not just about skin.

We should just nuke the space station now to be sure

Tip your ICE agent

The singularity approaches. On the hooves of horsegirls.

There is an inverse relationship between BMI and IQ.

I'm not an autism expert (despite posting on the farms)

RIP Scott Adams, you would've loved Golden Boy.

Damn, Garfield got them tig ol' bitties.

(Edit - I may have got Left n Right wrong..coz I too am a bit of a spaz...and Left and Right have always been a mystery to me....)

"Gestapo, Gestapo, Gestapo!" Where's the love for the NKVD or the Kempeitai?

if renee had joined the rekeita polycule instead of married the weird lesbian then she would still be alive

Spics came at ICE with shovels and brooms. ICE showed them who the real jannies are.

Skim milk is an abomination in the eyes of god

 

[Dr. Butt]

maybe I shouldn't be choking my girlfriend every night

 

[Tablet County]

Speaking as some who isn't a fan of Trump, I do have a few good things to say about him off the top of my head,

National Strategy to End the Use of Paper Straws

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

@Null give me my $100 in bitcoin back you fat baby faced tranny

What is the significance of the penny farthing image?

Upload your images as thumbnails you buffoon

Fucking hate the modern left appropriating my jew hate

lol imagine how doughy and pasty a redditor named P1mpMastaMike must be.

Last time I touched a vagina, the obstetrician put me on the scales.

Building community and changing people’s perceptions to reduce prejudice is a long gradual process towards normalization. People screaming at each other on the internet just continues the cycle of escalation and radicalization.

Are you comparing prince Andrew to the squats?

What is it about sodomy that appeals to Viv's "sensibilities" so much?

Both of you are built for Large Sub-Saharan Members.

IS IT REALLY WORTH IT BITCH??

"Hey Millie, so I heard your parents are famous, should I look them up online???"

Tremble before your god:

 

[Zeftax]

I've used hammers for almost 50 years. I've never seen anything remotely like that happen.

Till now, we have not done the needful

 

[Dr. Butt]

please add "notice me senpai: the thread" to the thread title

 

[Tablet County]

please add "notice me senpai: the thread" to the thread title

You're just jealous that Nool likes my posts.

 

[Harm]

I still don't understand the concept of night rape or how it's different from day rape.

 

[Dr. Butt]

You're just jealous that Nool likes my posts.

And I want him to notice me!

 

[Shiki Ouji]

This is pure discrimination. When this man (presumably a huwite male) flings shit at a building he's "based" and "redpilled", but when an Indian man throws shit at a building he's "gross" and "retarded".

 

[Dr. Butt]

"I hate you, Dad!"
It's coming.

 

[Cnidarian]

Like they are a racing team and their race car never goes above 60MPH but everyone else accelerates zero-steering into the concrete walls such they are the only car that completes the race.

 

[Dr. Butt]

HE'S INTO NIGHT RAPE
HE REQUIRES THE ABSENCE OF THE SUN TO DO HORRIBLE THINGS TO WOMEN
HE'S LIKE A LAME VERSION OF A VAMPIRE
HE'S NIGHTFORATU

 

[Meat Target]

It's like wondering how someone gets to enjoying pregnant amputee fart orgies

Now if you excuse me, I, uh, have to go delete my browser history and think about my life's choices...

 

[Dr. Butt]

I enjoy some hookers on rare occasions

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Imagine owning a Japanese fruit farm and some guy named Lilith keeps trying to DDoS your website.