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[Captain Manning]

Then one day, for no reason at all, people elected Hitler.

 

[Gentlebastard]

*inhales*
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THE ARMENIAN, AKA "THE BEFURRED MOUNTAIN JEW", IS A LOWLY
PERFIDIOUS, CONCEITED, AND WHOLLY SINFUL CREATURE.

THIS PUTRID SPECIMEN FROM BEYOND THE IRON CURTAIN IS NOTHING
MORE THAN A BAZAAR RUG MERCHANT LOOKING TO SWINDLE, CHEAT,
AND IN NO UNCERTAIN TERMS ROB YOU SO THAT HE MIGHT ACQUIRE
HIS NATURAL PREY OF ARMANI EXCHANGE COLOGNE, GOLD CHAINS, OR A BMW.

BEREFT OF MORALS, SCRUPLES, AND DIGNITY, THIS GOAT HERDING HORROR SPREADS LIKE A HIRSUTE CANCER
UPON THE ONCE GLEAMING ROADS AND NEIGHBORHOODS OF THE SAN FERNANDO VALLEY.

AND EVEN NOW THE ARMENIAN PROVES YET AGAIN TO BE A MILLSTONE AROUND THE NECK OF ALL GOOD MEN.
IT CANNOT BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CANNOT BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOES NOT FEEL PITY OR REMORSE.

I know this is going to sound wild and pretty out there, but we may not have the full and honest story about what happened with the emotional support styrofoam.

Just because people are having a giggle and there happens to be a mongoloid within earshot does not mean those people are laughing at the mongo.

The only response to "no i was just pretending to be retarded" is "sure thing, retard".

It's not even saying it in my head at this point. It's like constant background noise every time one is within my field of vision.

his is the kind of shit that makes me doubt the existence of god. Imagine being that cursed in one package.

That's half of the DSM-5 in two photos.

Please note that the relative "voice of reason" in this exchange is a literal autistic troon furry

"well, i was gonna kill myself tomorrow, but then i heard that song and thought 'nah fuck it, today's the day.'"

There's nothing wrong with adults eating cereal. Whom do you think cereals like Grape Nuts are for? Do you think little kids start their Saturday mornings with a bowl of Grape Nuts? Enjoy prison.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Kiwi-Chan needs to be cute as hell but also autistic cute. She can't be normal. She needs to have the tism.

He's Latino. That nip slip is gonna be brown.

KF is a nice website. Even A&N is better than most websites.

This girl looks completely like she got her face blown off in the Great War and now wears a crude porcelain mask colored with tempera paint.

This entire metaphor makes no sense, just like SRS.

“after several revisions, I’ve learned in therapy that I just have to accept that I can’t piss and shit on command anymore, just taking it one day at a time now and trying to forgive myself.”

I wanted to pretend that I'm American but I have no idea to use a gun so I gave up.

 

[JustSomeDong]

(I'm not sorry for calling your Belgian(?) goth gf a cunt dozen times before she ragequit though. )

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I can't believe i was convinced to watch a show about some cute anime elf.

 

[Jhonson the Two]

Maybe reddit will create the world's first balding homosexual AI

 

[PetiteFeet]

If anything, it's asexual cucking

 

[Zeftax]

BOY STOP LOOKING AT DOG PORN AT 3AM

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Uh wow, what an insufferable faggot.

I don't care what pigment your skin is, your soul is as brown as the back side of a Paki's ass.

Costco hotdog - the best hot dog, but with a huge flaw. You go into the Costco and a bunch of Indian retards and Yugoslav niggers are in line ahead of you. “SAARRR SAAARR MY pizza needs more tin foil Saar. Where is my tinfoil saaar??? Can I have two extra drink cups saaarr so my ugly kids can get soda saaaarr?!?” Due to the line being twelve miles long, you must listen to this for five hours. Finally, when you get your hot dog, then you feel bad because you don’t want that drink cup and soda is for homosexuals. So you sit in that cafeteria, surrounded by jeets eating pizza, and you cry.

 

[GunCar Gary]

He was reportedly armed with a BBQ fork and what appeared to be a pizza cutter

 

[JustSomeDong]

Lol how fucking very dare you! I'm Scottish and Irish so you may call me a Jock ginger cunt or even a Paddy bogtrotter gobshite but never NEVER call me fucking British!

Im apologize for offending your very high class Scottish sensibilities.

 

[Endless Torment]

Backs are not equivalent to woman cock

Would you rather:
Obsess over womens' backs
OR
Casually enjoy Futa cock

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

I shit post on Kiwi farms at work.

Wearing the Batman costume was the best way to show that he takes this matter very, very seriously and you should too.

Your board? Nigger this is OUR hugbox. GTFO.

We're way more diverse than them, too. We have our Mossad agent, our resident doomposter, a drunk who can barely spell, a fat spastic Mormon with no game, an idiot from NH who uses recycled tires; the list goes on.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

The difference is anime is art. Quoting Frieren is akin to quoting Chekhov or Sophocles.

English: Post hands.
Assamese: হাতৰ ছবি দিয়ক
Bengali: হাতের ছবি পোস্ট করুন
Bodo: हाँथबोलो फोटो पोस्ट करा
Dogri: हाथां दी फोटो पोस्ट कर
Gujarati: તમારા હાથની તસવીર પોસ્ટ કરો
Hindi: हाथ की फोटो पोस्ट करो
Kannada: ನಿಮ್ಮ ಕೈಗಳ ಫೋಟೋ ಪೋಸ್ಟ್ ಮಾಡಿ
Kashmiri: ہاتھاں کی تصویر پوسٹ کر
Konkani: तुजो हातींचो फोटो पोस्ट कर
Maithili: हाथक फोटो पोस्ट करू
Malayalam: നിങ്ങളുടെ കൈകളുടെ ചിത്രം പോസ്റ്റ് ചെയ്യുക
Manipuri: তোমার হাতের ছবি পোস্ট কর
Marathi: तुमच्या हाताचा फोटो पोस्ट करा
Nepali: तिमीले हातको फोटो पोस्ट गर
Odia: ତୁମ ହାତର ଫୋଟୋ ପୋଷ୍ଟ କର
Punjabi: ਆਪਣੇ ਹੱਥਾਂ ਦੀ ਤਸਵੀਰ ਪੋਸਟ ਕਰੋ
Sanskrit: हस्तचित्रं पोस्ट करा
Santali: ᱞᱟᱲᱟ ᱞᱟᱲᱟ ᱯᱮᱱᱮ ᱯᱳᱴᱤᱧ ᱟᱢᱮ
Sindhi: توھانجي هٿن جو فوٽو پوسٽ ڪريو
Tamil: உங்கள் கைப்பைகளின் புகைப்படத்தைப் பகிரவும்
Telugu: మీ చేతుల ఫోటో పోస్ట్ చేయండి
Urdu: اپنے ہاتھوں کی تصویر پوسٹ کریں

 

[Gog & Magog]

I would think PIV counts as losing virginity, orgasm not required.

This homosexual communist is sending me - an innocent grammar Nazi - to the gulag. You can't do anything these days, I think it's really unfair

 

[Kofi Drinka]

When you're at a gay orgy cracking jokes about how gay everyone is, don't be surprised if people think you might also be gay

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

There wouldn't happen to be any Boeing corporation offices in the area would there?

Tickle Me Elmo sex audio

The noise everyone is making in these threads and all the outrage on social media has lead to real-world violence on both sides. It's heartbreaking to see and, at times, even terrifying. Rapidly developing AI is making it increasingly difficult to navigate the truth from fiction. Sometimes I wonder if the "truth" even matters at all anymore. Some people turn to God or science for the answers. Many have turned to drugs and alcohol. These days I find a little bit of relief and comfort when I'm reminded of one true certainty, an unchanging, indelible fact: it do be like that Mr Stancil.

How can you get "kicked out" of driving around town honking your horn and blowing a whistle?

 

[Seafarer]

He was apparently straight up assaulting an immigrant, jumping up and down on chairs and resisting arrest.

 

[Florch]

No, 700 40 lbs boxes of rape.

 

[Sooty Soot]

Finally a thread I can crank it too.