random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Jhonson the Two]

Might be time to stop jerking off my boy.

 

[Path Wanderer]

Castrate your balls as well so Dominican women can laugh at you when you visit.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

"I too believe every bit of AI slop put on the internet"

💼 Careercow Post in thread 'Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15'

Feb 10, 2026

Jeff Tardia and Ron “Ty” Coleman are doing their best to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. One of the easiest layups in the history of lolsuits and they just do whatever they can to make it as easy for Muhlyssa Mercunte and her tranny lolyer as possible. Seems premature to claim victory at this stage but Tardia and Ron Beard have done their best to help Muhlyssa out.

I too believe every bit of AI slop put on the internet

• Potentially Criminal

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[Aunt Carol]

Don't worry, with practice, one day you too can be this racist.

Discord will roll out Vag Scan (TM) where you can upload a picture of your axe wound to verify you are, in fact, the dainty Southern Belle it says you are on your diaperfur affinity profile.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

What I find interesting is maybe the secret service has to actually keep up with retarded e-celebs so they know who to sort of pass thru and who would get shot immediately, like MovieBlob or Angry Joe.

Dont let this jew distract you from the fact that jews have exceptional exfoliating properties when turned into soap, i washed myself with a soap made out of somebody's jewish grandma and my skin was soft as a newborn's foreskin. Dont let them take your jewish soaps.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Of course the beaner doesn’t like White music. I bet you sang along to that gay Puerto Rican you taco munching nigger

Sorry Budweiser! No amount of bald eagles, lynard skynard songs or Clydesdales are going to make me forget how aggressively homosexual your beer is.

Donald Trump if you can hear me bring the B-1 back and put a GBU-29 straight through that beaner's car

Ditch the plant diet and learn to shit properly so you don’t get diarrhea. Imagine watching and smelling your strength flow out of you in a watery stream of half digested curry into the street.

Nigger there are still people who jack off to Gadget Hackwrench.

i had to lookup who this was.

i regret looking up who that was in the context of this conversation

Sorry bro I can only comprehend political situations when they're explained as a star wars analogy

r/antimeme moderator u/Riobox is currently panicking because his e-"girlfriend" who he co-moderates the subreddit with hasn't been online for two days and is asking r/antimeme to find "her"

2 whole days of not using the internet? The only explanation is that she's dead.

The thought of a eurofag scrolling through pages of pictures of black dicks trying to find the perfect picture of a black dick to own the Americans on kiwifarms by mocking how much they think about black dicks is funnier than any picture I have.

 

[FaggotOwlDemon]

Im just living my best life. I used tolbus sasolute ass just to get by.

Im just living my best life.I used tolbus sasolute ass just to get by, and now I have enough cZontinuing money even without youtute and twittr,

🗑️ Trashfire Post in thread 'StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick'

Feb 8, 2026

Im just living my best life.I used tolbus sasolute ass just to get by, and now I have enough cZontinuing money even without youtute and twittr,

What the fuck Tarl is paying Nicki after she beat him CUCKOLD ALERT CUCKOLD ALERT WOAH BUDDY!

I am not paying Nikki anything.

im starting to think styx got her to punch him cause he knew he was gonna be out that bitch within days and he did not want the bitch there going through his house filming it and categorizing everything in his family home while he was on the lam honestly pretty smart

I was sucker punched for the sin of...

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[General Emílio Médici]

To be fair, during WWI furries made up a disproportionate amount of the German army. 100 thousand German furries fought in the army,

You are a deranged commie freak and most likely a swarthy middle-asian mongoloid.

I've never heard of a hyrax before this very moment, and I know a lot of useless animal facts, so this redditor's theory that this species was recently spawned into Earth and God is trying to prank me into thinking it always existed is very compelling.

That's the saddest dragon I've ever seen and I've seen a lot of sad retarded dragons in my time.

Dont let this jew distract you from the fact that jews have exceptional exfoliating properties when turned into soap, i washed myself with a soap made out of somebody's jewish grandma and my skin was soft as a newborn's foreskin. Dont let them take your jewish soaps.

2 whole days of not using the internet? The only explanation is that she's dead.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

From chat:

the traffic cone thing is a goddamn rabbit hole. beware

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Everyone invoked in this including the fairies should die.

 

[Dr. Butt]

H***y P****r [Harry Potter]

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

I won't lie, I enjoyed Wuthering Heights. It's like a primer on what you get if you treat gypsies like people.

 

[Spiny Rumples]

My brother is a Hank Hill type no-ass individual and he's just as autistic as me.

 

[Dr. Butt]

"Oh noes my wife and kids are missing my car was stolen (but not anymore), Feds are gangstalking me, I'm wandering around an apocalyptic flooding hotel from Hell but thank God I found some Diet Dr. Pepper in the abandoned bar fridge".

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

I'm telling mom and you're all going to hell.

 

[Calandrino]

I've got that photo of the guy blowing himself, but my phone won't let me spoiler it. I can pm you if you want it?

 

[Pedophobe]

Ass burglars with aspergers, now I've seen everything.

Gross AND bafflingly dumb is just the worst combo.

They breathe through their mouths and lack a brainstem, and we share a fandom with them. This is our lot in life.

 

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When the name says ""
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[SNEED.EXE]

i don't recognize pokemon!

i am going to kill myself

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

I cannot abide another day were my people do not receive reparations for the killing of the Ugnok Clan by the Neanderthal tribe Ogdag on September 24th, 14,798 BC