random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Xarpho's Return]

Was it telling JD Vance that unless Walz swings this is all theater? Was it calling Ilhan Omar a shit-skin? Was it my routine use of AAVE but with a hard-r supplanting every instance of "nigga"? Not a clue.

Some weird girl comes calling me "fucking based" i immediately assume is a fed trap

Dear Strong Bad, how do you kidnap the mothers of tv hosts when you have boxing gloves for hands?

it smells like uncleaned hamster cages and tastes like sadness.

if I was the guy behind Project64 I'd probably top myself

 

[a kiwifarms user]

Nigga you are a pakistani furry this shit ain't tuff

im from nepal

 

[SOLDIER OF WALES]

bet he's got a tight little manpussy on him

what the fuck is wrong with you?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

You have to play the tards you're dealt.

you're choosing to be just as retarded

My hate mostly stems from people taking classic bikes and chopping them up until they're retardedly worthless.

you fucking retards can't stay on topic can you

I'm surprised "The Oriental" didn't butcher him.

Nigga looks like the turnips you pull from the ground in Super Mario Bros. 2.

He'd fit right in and get the chance to touch women without their consent.

It’s a four panel comic. How did he forget her glasses in one of them?!

I think this little fag is being a copycat. A poseur, if you will.

I expect predditors to fall for shit like this, but not my Kiwiniggers.

My kots will reach out to him to save his soul.

>bragging about your sister living in a trailer

I reallt liked when the white ranger wore a skirt and a Sheetz fanny pack in the show.

For a second I thought this was an older thread from years ago.

Guess she only loved the dicking and not the life's journey.

Chris is your rightful representative and monarch, horsefuckers. Bow down and pay your respects.

being a crypto-lolcow is very on brand for a Farms endorsed candidate

 

[PetiteFeet]

this is life-ruining pussy. Diabolical dark wizard box. Forged in secret in Mordor by Sauron to cover all of midhoe earth in darkness.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Redditors: We should unalive eye sea eee and grape their people-of-playground

KiwiFarmers: Kill all trannies.

 

[Chromeo]

Im not even personally homo sexual and Im not interested in any dates or advances especially none from men so leave me alone!

 

[JustSomeDong]

It's why I play my gooner games with my VR headset. I just tell my wife the reason I game with my pants off is gaming makes my penis sweaty.

 

[indomitable snowman]

When I was 14 my virginity was taken by a very hot 40 year old lady down the road. She was definitely emotionally unstable. She literally bought a Gateway computer as a means to get me to come over to her house regularly for grooming. Today I'm a degenerate with a body count higher than an OF model.

Wouldn't change anything for the world.

 

[Hamstirer]

I feel compelled to point out you are on the Internet, and a Google search might more readily provide the answer.

 

[Metamorpho]

Anyone named some variant of "Cody" deserves to have their lunch money stolen from them every day for the rest of their lives

 

[Cnut]

this is exactly the kind of woman I'd rape.

 

[Dr. Butt]

CONSENT ACCIDENT WITH DOG HAIR.

 

[Spectate]

WHO WOULD NOT BE UPSETTED BY THIS? THE LOUD HOUSE WAS A GOOD SHOW DESPITE ITS FLAWS!
edit: MY RAGE IS INCREASING BY THE FUCKING SECOND.

Im not even personally homo sexual and Im not interested in any dates or advances especially none from men so leave me alone!

 

[Dr. Butt]

I just learned a new word. I'm sure it means what I think it means.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

I recommend you draw something to calm down, and post it here. Draw a kiwi bird.

Never ever would i imagine i'd read these words, in this order

What the fuck

You should know better than to taunt Murphy like that by now.

I feel like there should be a slur for a test tube babies

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Ok I'll do what you say because your pfp has a cat in it.

 

[Caliph of Abu Baka]

OP had sex with a hooker and couldn't cum. Just wanted to point this out.

I'm sorry man but you cannot post something like this and expect it to be taken seriously

IT'S A SONG ABOUT SQUEEZING A BANANA.

 

[Big Nasty]

Chris is your rightful representative and monarch, horsefuckers. Bow down and pay your respects.

Where the fuck do you live, a Thai ladyboy retirement village?

 

[Solomon Bundy]

Italians possess the best qualities of both kikes and whites but only in a situation which requires criminality. Outside of that they're powerless.