random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Oliver Onions]

she is lookin up from jewish heaven

 

[Gentlebastard]

even the freaks would disavow him, no "One of us, one of us" welcoming chant for him

Spain is so goddamn pathetic that I oftentimes forget to insult them.

It has to be God putting His thumb on the scale in some way, that we on earth can dunk on troons that much harder.

Damn, you really ARE the token ethnic. Sorry about that, I can call you a slur if that helps counteract it for you.

thermodynamics is probably something y'all been sleeping on

Listen, all I'm going to say is that the inability for people to call things gay and retarded the last few years has led to the proliferation to ubiquity of things that are gay and retarded.

I will never accept that spiders can see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch.

I'd rip the head off a unicorn if it had its hoof over my dog not cause she's oh so cute she is but cause that's MY DOG and yes I value its life over the only existing unicorn

 

[Hitman One]

I need to know whether my digital tulpa will be allowed to hurl slurs at people and educate them on the Holocaust before I decide whether to support this or not.

 

[Haloperidol]

NIKOCADO AVOCADO'S ASSHOLE IS NOT A FUCKING EMERGENCY

 

[Dr. Butt]

Back in the good old days prior to 2010 you would show up to a household where a child went missing and immediately detain the obvious sexual deviant that opened the door.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Gaming the system is taking out a loan for a hot sauce van and then not selling any hot sauce and selling the van back to the dealership at a loss while paying off the remainder with home equity.

She no longer uses her retarded typing quirk in public chats after getting bullied for using it while discussing "systematic racism".

I would be willing to bet that poons, gays and lesbians are probably the largest swathe of OG Fallout fans on the faggot spectrum.

The entirety of your bitching was Reddit sectarianism. You are a faggot and have damned your eternal soul to Hell.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Truly im a flithy shitskin unworthy of love! Adieu kiwis. I SHALL LISTEN TO CARELESS WHISPERER WHILE RIDING A BIKE AT 200+ MPH! IM COMING HOME GOD!

this made me go to toilet and take a shit

you let poop colored men into your poop hole

I'm going to Burger King after reading this.


I don't even like Burger King.

Next time someone says "I read on KF that X did this and that" people will think "oh, that website where they make fake ERP dms all the time?!!"

 

[cigint]

Like I said I've always been honest with my intentions up until this point, and will continue to do so.

 

[Hitman One]

ONE NIGHT NOT long ago, Jaxon Roman sat naked in front of his laptop wearing only a pup hood as he masturbated with single-minded zeal to the attention of eight other men watching onscreen.

Batemates is the newest haven of queer pleasure.

online bator platforms

Gone were the days of the discreet sauna circle jerk

Some queer bators have since decamped to Teams,

“I was like, OK, I masturbate on Zoom, but I don’t know who these people are. There’s no control. I can’t keep in touch with them. Sometimes you find crazy people. The experience just felt complicated.”

“It’s only a problem if you are using it for fetishization. It has allowed Black men to bate more comfortably,”

The most active rooms on Batemates are for gooners

For the uninitiated, gooning is a state of extreme sexual arousal achieved through prolonged masturbation and porn consumption

all gooners seemingly want the same thing in the end: to reach the “gooning state, where [a man] and his dick become one,” as one Redditor explained on r/askgaybros

“When the gooning state is achieved, the man's body becomes for all intents and purposes an appendage to his erection.”

An important distinction to note: All gooners are bators but not every bator is a gooner. “

 

[Mettaur]

I'm not sure I understand your attitude, or tone son.

 

[Balthier]

You hear that, Dad? If you don't like my attitude, take out a reverse mortgage so I can remove the hated mounds and unleash the jizzler!

 

[gagabobo1997]

Null, in a DM chain:
NIKOCADO AVOCADO'S ASSHOLE IS NOT A FUCKING EMERGENCY

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

AI-written call out posts? I guess cyberbullying is finally real after all.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

i think we're the only species that got so intelligent we looped right back into being fucking retarded

we're all fucked and im probably going to move to sakhalin, fuck the rest of you.

 

[Dr. Butt]

There was no sex in the USSR.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

no disrespect intended but can you explain to me how diddling little autistic girls gives them superpowers

 

[Dr. Butt]

(I marked the zoo so you can see how far it is to get an MRI for a gorilla)

 

[Spectate]

Credits: Special thanks to @Toji Suzuhara for being mexican

 

[CobraPlissken]

Before I say anything, I am a polygendered individual and I know I have a large body, thanks for noticing it does not impact my health.

Someone say beating up trannies!?!
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[hey god it's me again]

Holy FUCK look at the mental illness on that one!