random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

I've been here long enough to mentally pronounce "Andy Ngo" as "Andy Niggo" every time I see his name.

 

[törkendreieck]

trans people are my friends
transphobes are gonna catch these hands

 

[neger psykolog]

The worst thing about all these baby eating, baal-worshipping child rapists is none of them remember to delete the gay "sent from my iphone" bit when you send an email from mobile.

Totally Inexcusable.

 

[Big Nasty]

You're the kind of autistic person who shoves a Buzz Lightyear action figure up your unwiped ass so hard that the plastic helmet breaks inside and you're leaking shit and blood all down your computer chair as you type a lengthy diatribe about how an alcoholic is a hypocrite for saying alcoholism is bad.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I went to his blusky to see if he had postied anything cool there and then was immediately flash banged by furry scat porn

 

[Pedophobe]

Godammit, I'm trying to enjoy prison here and you are spoiling it for me.

Bullshit for recreationally hysterical Western women.

I read this thread and all I can say in response is fuck this gay Earth.

 

[Gentlebastard]

This is the guy that told a story about being confused why a lady who was cleaning her car outside at night reacted poorly to him when he walked up to her and said he likes chocolate milk.

When he said he was gonna add “a little bit” of cheese as the base, then proceeded to dump half the bag I audibly gasped.

Stop being a bitch and step your scoville game up, keep your woman in check.

Imagine even actually having a "bag" of cheese. What kind of shithead has a bag of cheese?

Nigger, be an actual human. Have some blocks of cheese, wedges of cheese, have some actual fucking cheese, nigger. And have a rotary grinder, a box grater, a microplane, and just grind yourself some motherfucking cheese, like a human, you dumb nigger!

I know the "road to Hell is paved with good intentions" but this is some bullshit.

When i thought it couldn't get worse he added the guacamole to it.

Fun fact about borzois, it takes around 5 years for their snouts to fully grow. They look like your bog standard dog as puppies and slowly begin to mutate into their final form after many sacrifices to the dark borzoi gods.

He is either retarded or pretending to be retarded; which makes him retarded in both cases. You are arguing with a retard. He will never NOT be a retard.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Every time I enter this thread I'm just incredibly grateful to be white.

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

Redditors will do anything to avoid real pussy

we've got people who can be fooled by fucking text generators.

 

[Core i7-3770K]

the lowercase L lnternet

 

[Bixby Snyder]

It’s like looking at children at a special needs daycare, except instead of feeling bad for their misfortune, you want the daycare to burn down with every one who ever helped set it up inside

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Nigger why is this public information? You’re allowed to keep things to yourself.

 

[BigMan13]

@MAAAD you need to turn the tables guy, these retards are winning the culture war. You are being dunked on by muslims, anime pedos and women.

 

[Hitman One]

how do you dictate your posts to your tardwrangler? is she trained to interpret your animalistic grunting or do you use one of those speaking boards that you point to and she puts together a post?

 

[Zeftax]

Our ancestors worshipped cocks and big muscles.

RETVRN

It's hard to nail down the specifics but imagine the difference between arguing in the beauty parlor vs. articles and news.

I’ve never seen a human being behave quite like him.

This is going to happen. It is unavoidable.

I would rather not discuss the erections of people attending school.

The fact there are rungs below me on the "social animal" ladder continues to amaze me.

 

[Big Nasty]

Cranking hog, not using proper grammar, respectful of the big titty goth girls. TWU

 

[conodont]

from michael hirtes:

YOU HAVE DONE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFETIME TO EARN GOING TO THAT CONVENTION YOU LAZY NAÏVE HACK THEIF

 

[Metamorpho]

You have to actively avoid human feces in your city?

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[Gentlebastard]

Well in our defense we ate the Blacks because the Hispanics gave us the runs and you'd always be hunger like an hour later after eating the Asians.

Also, seems to have shit himself at around 4:36 again. He's been doing this a lot more than usual lately.

Imagine being a 5 year old and your insane mother constantly asking you if you feel like a girl on the inside because a cheap card told her. That's either a recipe to a broken man or the most bigoted chudcel to ever walk the Earth

She can't understand that her brother can be perfectly happy sucking cock without announcing it.

This fat faggot literally believes he's being stalked by a gang led by a guy named Bobby Gayporn. What a retard.

(I try not to do jokes that'll be indecipherable a week later, but let me have this.)

It's the outside world version of Prison Sex they can't get a woman and they're willing to fuck a dude and if he's in a dress, they can try to delude themselves that it's not gay.

God, please let Russell Greer think it's a good idea to file a motion asking for both judges to be recused because they're women and biased against prostitution.

 

[Harm]

So why did I write a fucking novel about this guy I don't even know? I dunno, why did you all make a 1000 page thread about him?