random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog!]

The story of the Saiyan is the story of the white man's struggle. Yeah teehee very funny but you wouldn't joke about The Iliad like this.

 

[Chongqing]

I imagine her as the Andy Warski to Hila Klein's PPP

 

[Sprate Header]

No wonder I happened to amass a collection of trooncore on my devices

 

[Heinrich Maneuver]

Is Cuties on Netflix UK?

 

[Gentlebastard]

I think he realized he sperged too close to the sun and blooped the post. Too bad for him, this is the Kiwi Farms.

His nature as a meat golem cursed to scoot the earth until all the Jehovah’s Witnesses revive aside, this evil fatass is a testament to modern medicine.

More entries in the Annals of Delightfully Gendered Behavior

You could see that deep down she wanted to scream out "if you can't integrate then fuck off back to Africa" but the decades of social programming were too strong and the best she could manage was "their totally valid expressive culture can be a bit disruptive, I wish they could be a bit nice around others".

Can love bloom in the battlefield?
I mean, porn set.

Is this the interview where he claims/confesses to have not only castrated himself in jail but eaten his bits?

 

[vomitusdeux]

Where ever he is, I hope he is having lots of inbred illuminati anal rape babies with Kait.

all my niggas nizis, nigga, heil hitler
nigga, heil hitler
nigga, heil hitler

There's no fucking way. FNaF futa sfm thread? Come on bro this nigga was a bazillionaire with an endless supply of teenage girls and he's jorkin his peanits at THAT SHIT?

I'm on a diet and I despise my own body, and eating on the floor is too degenerate in this household.

You actually ate the piss-flavored bread, didn't you?

You do fucking realize that your post in my profile was screenshot and framed as a future ERP starter, right?

I reallt liked when the white ranger wore a skirt and a Sheetz fanny pack in the show.

"Mmmm yhea, uhh... 1488 and uhhh.. white power blessings to all my fellow uhhh.... aryans."

Only Chris could shout about “White power” in public and have that not be the thing he’s getting kicked out for.

Grabbing boy ass like he’s picking cotton.

Dennis Rodman got fucking torn apart and mocked for hanging out with a cool but chubby Korean dude but MJ can molest a kid in front of a live studio audience and nobody bats an eye.

I guess incest is back on the books guys!

getting them off AOL was like convincing someone to stop smoking meth

If I am interpreting this statement correctly, Null, you are saying it is better to smoke crack and gamba than to jerk it to draw images of children.

You're a virgin, aren't you?

 

[Dr. Butt]

This guy is the personification of random.txt

 

[Solomon Bundy]

If you're taller than 6'1 and have a chiseled jawline you can be a stunningly evil fuck that springs rapists from prison because fuck Blumpf and also be a functionally illiterate retard and women will still vote for you and soyjack over you.

Donald Trump is a nigger who gets snowed by bobblehead jeets like Kashyap and Vivek. Happens constantly. I have an idea: no indians (brown)

 

[OvercookedBacon]

Only horrific if you have an intense fear of pubic hair.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I’m sure I’m missing something but it seems like black Americans and people who self diagnose illnesses are the only people worthy of sparing from mass murder.

50% OF THE POPULATION COMMITS 99% OF RAPES.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I was abducted by an alien shota and now I'm in a love triangle

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

It was really her fault for not being able to tell the difference between a nerds body and weiner compared to a jock. Thats like me slamming fat meth negros on the daily and suddenly having sex with a tiny Asian grandma but thinking that they are the same.

 

[Cancer ♥]

She is the Michelangelo of stalking

 

[cigint]

Despite the shadowban by unruly females, I am dedicated to supporting kiwi and null's eternal paradise.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Soon she wont need the panties.
The gut will cover her neither regions.
She will go out in public with duct tape covering the nips and nothing else.
What a time to be alive.

 

[Metamorpho]

I know a lot of people are against the burqa but hear me out.............

 

[TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve]

He's the human equivalent of a lolcow thread that's been going since 2013—endlessly entertaining, mildly infuriating, and somehow still alive despite everyone's best efforts to kill it.

 

[Harm]

"it's absolutely depressing how many people just want a Kiwifarms that isn't transphobic to the ingroup"

 

[CaddestSlown]

good news for the homos out there: cloacas mean they shit out they pussies

He was already going to go to heaven, God has special affection for the retarded.

In Toronto right now you can almost hear all those nooses snapping taut over the call to prayer.

I'm not even paying attention anymore, I'm just screenshotting the fattiest and ugliest freakshow bitches I can find

Will Stancil is endearing because he's like us - a gay nerd who will never kiss a girl.

 

[Chandelier]

their tongues so dumb that it feels more like pups licking each other.

Making water he can manage, it is the matter making shit that plagues him.

“I really only tried to go once, and I was interrupted so often, I decided to wait for you. I knew you would take care of me. I also knew you would never let me get so stopped up if you could help it. But you do like it, right? Seeing how big turds can get inside me, how they force me open so wide?”