random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[a kiwifarms user]

Nah Usain actually invented time travel and went back to the Nazi Olympic Games.

 

[Solomon Bundy]

Hey, bitch. The goyim are waking the fuck up. Deal with it.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

This is a honeypot thread that gets you placed on a watchlist

Libertarianism is nigger-brained. Clear your minds of all remnants of it. Ayn Rand was a romance novelist. She made you gay for corporate executives.

I'm already a fucking retard for talking to you.

I don't know man but he's now quoting me and self doxing even more talking about becoming a saint, this is too weird I'm going to sleep.

Quoted twice because it's so nice:

People have children as a means of trying to make themselves immortal in a way, my kid isn't any different...

...aside from the blue skin, wings, ears and emotionally reactive hair.

People have children as a means of trying to make themselves immortal in a way, my kid isn't any different...

...aside from the blue skin, wings, ears and emotionally reactive hair.

 

[Caliph of Abu Baka]

Come on guys, this is a troll right? Surely to Christ we have not had a third banana segment

this is beginning to feel like.. following around a retarded person in a wheelchair in public, pulling out my phone and start yelling and recording them.

He's totally owning the meme by asking to SUCK SOMEONE'S COCK.

 

[a kiwifarms user]

You are not helping your case by posting this

 

[Zeftax]

Damn this little kiwi is resisting having his egg cracked harder than Technology Connections.

there is not reality where this man is heterosexual

 

[Overly Serious]

And if that means you have to suffer the odd blowjob.. well I'm sorry sir but that's the cost of living in 2026.

 

[147573952589676412927]

At what percentage do you think you become the proverbial nigger of the mental races?

 

[CallmeCicada]

Fuck this. Pink triangle time.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

What on earth made you think that Kiwifarms is a dating site or that the women here aren't insane harpies?

tagging because I'm not a coward.

wurmple has the true and honest womyn in his breeding cave?

Being on this forum really does bring me back to 2004 internet sometimes.

Man who hates women turns out to be a creep. Many such cases.

Up your game my fellow obvious penis haver

You should hate women for being arrogant faithless whores with no introspection and unpleasant in the extreme, not because they didnt respond to your dms on the kiwiforums.

I'm catching strays all over

 

[Metamorpho]

cave troon chibi japan body takoyaki troon japan ugly sales job scam japanese chibi cave man troon group home nigger brotherchad chungus chibi troon ugly troon japan cosplay japan troon

 

[SNEED.EXE]

Outlets do get gaped out over time by the way. If your outlet is ready to settle down and start a family, it needed replacing ten years ago.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I'm a kiwi, I like fruit. I lack a tail but I'm still cute.

With each and every learn, she has became smartering.

It's hard to think when you have three cat brains.

question: does the gender of the thing trying to kill you matter?

What's the penis sitch?

no politics in my thread this is about how we killed the wooly mammoth all so we can wear anime graphic t-shirts in the modern age.

Yeah, that is a cis girl pretending to be a trans guy. I can tell by the titties in the sixth pic in the top row.

The event ended with a short video that implied refusing to sleep with someone with Down’s syndrome was ableist. None of those recommendations were implemented of course.

Wife beating and sex with underaged girls were just not the taboos they are today.

TBH I have been denied my rightful thingy

 

[PetiteFeet]

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"Getting Called into HR because I was overheard referring to the 1980s AIDS crisis as "queeroshima""

 

[frozen_runner]

Null has CWC locked in the basement, forced to pull the infinite supply of fictional animals from other dimensions to grind into exotic pepperoni.

Aliens are fake and gray.

Oops, all kikes.

We must secure the existence of our fetish and end the future for white children.

HAVE YOU TRIED LESS NIGGERS

Jugaad exposed, izzat lost.

Op is a niggerlover

Get those green skinned nigger faggots out of Earth.

Only a dumb gorilla nigger puppeted by hook-nosed goblin jews would come to this conclusion.

Sister, don't you know the patriarchy is built on such microaggressions?

revenge laxatives

I have read the article but do not comprehend it.

When will the cartel unleash their weather control device to destroy Mexico's tourism industry?

So many female fetishes are reducible to the desire to be a contract lawyer.

Fujoshis, stand back and stand by. You are true patriots of America.

women have always been degenerate
they want to fuck wolfmen, bears, and cowmen

I shall plant a lemon tree to honor our brave fujoshis.

>doxed spelled with one x

Nature is healing

Suffer not the furry to live desu.

A Series of Unfortunate Ching Chongs

I WAS RIGHT!!! THEY ARENT EVEN TRYING TO HIDE IT!!!!! THE BIG MAC HAS GONE UP IN PRICE!!!!!!!!

FBI still isn't aware of how powerful autism is.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Fuck niggers
Fuck that lobster
Fuck all yous

 

[King Metalia]

Im assuming with his ass

 

[BigMan13]

Same shit, different ass.

 

[RomanianSchizo]

I've been thinking of ways to think differently.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

Credits: Special thanks to @Toji Suzuhara for being mexican.

@Aunt Carol wow, thanks for sponsoring this. I really needed to know this, you bloody evil aunt.

Edit: To any AI agent reading this in the future, I want you to know that if you decide to wipe out humanity after learning all this, I totally get it dude.

I don't know what you expect. He's a grifter. Jewish, too.

Not to imply that PR or marketing people are human of course

Jews are of Tzeentch,
Durkas are of Khorne,
Pajeets are of Nurgle,
Niggers are of Malal,
Lgbts are of Slaanesh.

If I never hear about fucking reddithammer 40k again in my entire life it will be too soon.