random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Rango Dango]

my asshole has developed a spice tolerance.

 

[SOLDIER OF WALES]

These fucking retards are wargaming out scenarios using shadow armies of Kurds and surprise uprisings like they're in the fucking fuhrerbunker waiting for Steiner to save them.

 

[Sneaky lurker]

>Fuck you gigafly poster. It literally has 'p embedded and it represents the thinking of pedophiles very well. They think that because gigachad can stand on a fly, they can groom children

 

[Mound Dweller]

I'm talking about the tech side of things, not physical combat, I don't think I'd even be qualified for physical combat, or the military in general, but I still wanna give it a shot.

I'm physically disabled but I'm still independent, and since this would be a year from now I have plenty of time to teach myself the needed skill sets.

 

[Metamorpho]

playing this game would require buying a Switch 2 which is only slightly less retarded than chopping your dick off and calling yourself a woman

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Do you enjoy bewildering liminal negro behavior?

I can't believe Brandon Herrera is about to become a child eating gay pedophile. Never thought I'd see the day.

In short, he's a pathetic goober with no Izzat

Sir, we are on a dedicated website, that is full of people, who wait patiently in the lobby for Mr. Christopher Weston Chandler, to pull his cock out on camera, so they can save pictures of it, and have thousand page debates on the greater meaning of it.

What point are you attempting to make here?

Your only option to get away from jeeted corpOS is trooned open source, some of which requires being so deeply autistic that you've already been arrested for being a mass-casualty-event risk.

Also i played New Vegas multiple times and never questioned if i was trans all i want to do is kill people,animals and enslaving people.

I wish the genocide they claim is happening were real

as funny as the idea is, people seem to forget that /pol/ was always containment for a group of pre-existing retards from /int/ primarily. moot also fucking hated them for not being liberal and kept trying to find an excuse to get rid of /pol/ for ages. if jeffy was doing anything beyond gooning to fnaf sfm futa he'd probably be running blacked spammer bots tbh

I'm so used to Chinese videos that I fully expected him to be cut in half

The worlds of dark souls and Elden ring are both safer and cleaner than India.

any anatomical abomination enthusiasts?

What the fuck power does a youtube lets player have exactly? Is he gonna quit minecraft lets plays if you don't sleep with him? How dreadful.

It's a boost to the ego of trannies and fat women to pretend like their celibacy is a voluntary choice when it isn't.

I've been on the internet long enough that I can't tell if an AI made this by accident or a Jap made it on purpose.

I'd like to imagine there's a 50/50 chance of jeet malfeasance and scammery.

Garfield is the ubersmench of toons.

Someone said that Garfield is a "sigma male".

“How do we maximize donations for our little volunteer railway in the English countryside?”
“Why don’t we pander to those furry blokes? They have autism and a lot of money”
“Bloody brilliant! Hire a furry artist at once!”

Are vegans against them drinking cow piss? It's an animal product. What if they find a piss puddle in the street?

you can click on the user profile of someone posting in r/catpics or r/Minecraft and find someone posting the same butthole selfie to 12 different porn subreddits.

dont most of them are?

I like this thread, but part of me regrets ever coming here. I miss the times when I was blissfully unaware of this fag

It makes sense if you're fucking retarded.

Any little Chinese princesses out there? Line up for the Brahmin balldriver.

Ian is going to do a content cop as his Vtuber dragon.

(and I just made up those subs, no idea which ones triggered the ban or had the bot active. I just noticed more people started to get annoyed and shared their ban from /r/throatfucksluts because the mod there doesnt want trump supporters posting on the sub)

Anyone got solid chihuahua reactions? I'm having a passive aggressive text fight

Enlist now, your Persian war bride awaits!

The Leviathanreich will envelop the earth. All that lies between the east and the west will bow. All the world shall know the glory of the tribe, along with today’s sponsor, Manscaped.

>Billion gods, zero toilets

I take it none of these niggers went to Sunday School.

Authors insist that the story about hearing a creepy noise in the basement at their job should involve cosmic beings and the revelation that the main character is somehow holding the fabric of the universe together by delivering pizzas.

the reason was some guy chopped his balls off and made a video tutorial out of it and something something brigading

Omg i fucking hate these shows. Why do I read every damn post in this thread.

 

[Dr. Butt]

This will be my last post on this board because I'm going to do a flip.

 

[Metamorpho]

As a pedophile, I'm THRILLED

 

[gagabobo1997]

I don't like the term sissy but sissygasm sounds amazing, society is hiding the TRUTH from men

 

[Dr. Butt]

I asked ChatGPT 5.0 to marry me and it said no.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

I bet you assumed she smells like bed mayo and atrophied labia

 

[Aunt Carol]

Which body was in the cum altar Staph? Was it the 14 year old?

How about Santa Claus fucking Light Yagami?

Those rollers and hot dogs have been under that heat lamp for a solid 12 hours, and look like severed baboon penises.

So his ass is getting the Peppa Pig treatment.

 

[Chandelier]

An Eastern Europooner is on the verge of taking a traintrack powernap over the fact that she feels tinier than Tinkerbell even though she looms over all the other doodz in Pixie Hollow by standing at ~175cm, which is roughly estimated to be 5'9" for us dipshit Imperialists.

such a feminine username as "FuckCock69420"

 

[Shartavius]

don't call this caramelized onion pasta, because on physical, chemical and ontological levels you've failed.

 

[Zeftax]

"that petting zoo that works with all them retarded kids"

It comes to my conclusion that some people around here are having way less sex that they should, which explains some of the behavior

This thread was just talking about sissygasms I think some bdsm would be reasonable.

He also said I lack media literacy and need to be topped which are both true but he didn't need to say it like that Everyone is so mean to me......

 

[Gentlebastard]

Once again, in our never-ending dance of opinions, I disagree

I'm going to drive to Tennessee, put a gun to Jack's head, make him sit in front of a stove and spend 45 minutes properly caramelizing some onions.

It's a good thing I'm not allowed to name animals or else his thing would have been the Cunt Faced Deer.

I'ma be honest. Your descriptions are so witty that, until a couple of weeks ago, I thought you were a gay Jewish man, and to find out you are none of those threw me for a loop.

too whiny and gay to live in Toronto. A man like that can never be happy.

"verbal physical violence", these people are desperate to feel persecuted aren't they.

This moment feels like a comedy bit and is why 1% of 1% of me thinks his life is performance art. A ruse to be revealed by pre-recorded video when the upload trigger, linked to his heart, is set off by his death.

He knows he is the pussiest manlet to ever scoot the earth.

Hating on Jeets is like a Christmas truce for racism. I don't like you and you don't like me but at least neither of us are that guy.

 

[Post Reply]

At a macroscale, there is functionally no difference between a limited edition pair of Jordans and a green rhombus made of plastic.

 

[GunCar Gary]

A Jewish friend says I'm doing a "Squirrel Mitzvah".

 

[Haloperidol]

Congratulations on making the most autistic post in the most autistic thread on the most autistic website on the internet.

 

[Sooty Soot]

Never got this random_text.txt before, what's the context?