random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I’m not a criminal nigger. I know how to behave around law enforcement.

A lot of nigger lovers in this thread. I think you guys would feel more comfortable on reddit.

 

[Meat Target]

Having 19 kids is "normal" for a Chinese emperor with 4-8 concubines. Having this many kids in a standard American family is strange;

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Stuffed shells, for fuck's sake. The "thinking man's" mac and cheese.

It is day two of the trial and so far an officer has refused to confirm or deny if Afroman has had sex with his wife.

What in the god damn fuck did they think was going to happen?

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

sorry for doublepost, I am gay

sometimes a black guy is so righteous and based that it makes you question racism for just a nanosecond

You're sucking a dick either way, which is gay. You're being very gay right now.

 

[JustSomeDong]

In a not too distant forum. On a tired thread. Sperging has become routine.

"Sperging has changed. It's no longer about politics, ideologies, or news. It's an endless series of proxy posts fought by drunkards and memers. Sperging - and its consumption of time - has become a well-oiled fixation. Sperging has changed. Jew-tagged users with Israel-tagged accounts, use Poo-tagged fingers. Blackpills inside their bodies enhance their pessimism. Burgersuit control. Post control. Whitepill control. The age of socializing has become the age of 'da jooz.' All in the name of averting indians from street-shitting the thread. And he who controls the thread. Controls USPG2. Sperging has changed."

 

[DickMain]

I knew he drank jizz.

He called the police over his wife receiving the navy seal copypasta on twitter

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

He was so wrong. Turns out he was a failure.

Can we go back to not having social media as a news story unless it's a crazy unhinged person planning something that got the FBI involved, please?

 

[Kheapathic]

So, as a real nigger hater, I must say, you bear the stench of the phony. You have no idea why you hate him. You have no intellectual rigor to your hatred. You are simply a sad, insignificant man vying to acclimate himself as a real nigger hater, in fact, as the quintessential nigger hater. And you attempt to do so in the most niggardly manner possible. I have fielded your application for senior membership to the He-Man Nigger Hater's Clubhouse and you have been rejected for being a phony nigger hater. Maybe try the Jeet Haters over at Weenie Hut Jr. instead.

It's fucking beautiful.

 

[Shiki Ouji]

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[Dr. Butt]

SHE DREW TOILET PAPER IN HER BIBLE.

 

[Hitman One]

A Reddit post about douching written by a gay man has prompted almost 200 replies

 

[Speedrunner]

How delete it

 

[PhoBingas]

International meat of mystery.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Not a single 'em dash' and written in 2021—not AI, actual retard hands wrote all that.

Make him watch the Boondocks episode 'Nigga Moment' on repeat for a day streight.

Why, if I didn't know better, it's almost like those icky Kiwi Farmers were right and putting a bunch of mentally ill, dysgenic freaks together in an isolated house would result in a mess!

the "Legal system will always find the dumbest and most bullshit way to fuck over Null" mantra, which is yet to be disproven,

You should really just ignore that desperate attention whore. It'll genuinely hurt her feelings.

As the challenged man in this duel, I get to choose my weapons. I demand we duel with sword canes in a cotton field. You dress as a fieldhand, I'll be the uncaring patty troller who's caught you slacking off.

Oh, Canada...

the idea of adding more sodium and flavor to bacon is insane. They’re really speedrunning heart disease.

And as we're talking about the use of language, you don't have 'threads on Kiwi Farms'. You are an occasional sideshow in the thread of a fat drunk from Milwaukee. Get over yourself.

I take it all back, I desperately need people to be forced to sit on the cuckstoel. So they can experience the world of poopensharten by force.

That said, the only reason I would ever consider visiting India would be to buy Hitler ice cream cones, not for consumption but to display just for funnies.

I didn't think anyone could top the degeneracy of Epstein's island, but if anyone can do it, it's troons.

This is the type of stuff that my mom would've said "There are starving children in Africa, stop being a retard!"

Imagine being so insufferable that you're getting kinkshamed by the LGBT AND the Furry community combined!

What was Afroman getting sued for? Making fun of people and airing out their dirty laundry. Can you think of anything else that gets tangled up on nonsense frivelous lawsuits like this?

It's us, stupid!

 

[Big Nasty]

Jet goes to Market to help himself to a warm hotdog. While there, he's warned that Angry Braphog and Pizzaface are inbound, much to his chagrin.

 

[Speedrunner]

Sorry, I don't speak Hitler.

The tranny won, kiwi farms in shambles, thread derailed into a discussion about politics

 

[GunCar Gary]

One day, your mom is gonna hear a single gunshot coming from her basement and feel nothing but relief.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Apocalyptic levels of faggotry from a retarded subhuman.

broke: selling ghislaine maxwells reddit account
woke: selling jeffrey epsteins 4chan tripcode

I hope they do actually make the commune, the shit that could go down there has potential to make the national news within a year.

Generally speaking uninhabited islands are uninhabited for a reason

Wow, he stopped mocking gen Z males and jerking off his Thai heritage long enough to make a white protagonist? Diasporoid miracle

Jake Shields' brain-damage typos are the New York Post euphemisms of antisemitism discourse.

I take it all back, I desperately need people to be forced to sit on the cuckstoel. So they can experience the world of poopensharten by force.

I didn't think anyone could top the degeneracy of Epstein's island, but if anyone can do it, it's troons.

Seeing this thread be active again has triggered war flashbacks of imagining the smell and worrying about the poor alpacas

 

[3MMA]

>Nobody has even heard of you before
>Threaten Kiwi Farms with your employer's email after its users exposed your "friends" for being scammers
>Curious users dig into your past and find out that you sexually assaulted someone and then tried to downplay it as a "consent accident"
>Go on a crusade lasting 4 years and counting going to extreme measures to try to take Kiwi Farms down when a thread gets made about you and the skeletons in your closet
>The site becomes more resilient than ever as a result of your actions
>Now everyone knows about what you've done and "consent accident" is literally what comes up when someone types your name on your now ex-employer's website

 

[CEO of Gay]

Give this faggot two pink triangles