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[Crex Crex]

Women unironically want to fuck bigfoot or Dracula

 

[Sooty Soot]

Rekieta really is proving a lot of entertainment, here's hoping he doesn't have the downfall the ones before him did

Post in thread '2019-03-07 - Complaint against Rekieta Law: "Mr. Rekieta mocks you as a pro se litigant"'

Mar 7, 2019

Rekieta really is proving a lot of entertainment, here's hoping he doesn't have the downfall the ones before him did

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[UERISIMILITUDO]

Speaking as a Barnerfag impersonator, I found it really fun, and fuck you niggers.

His insistence on converting the temperatures to celsius tells me this man has sucked a dick to try to figure out if he's gay and he'll know for sure after the next two dozen.

What does this actually mean for me as a racist?

All that pedantic faggotry stated, let's get back to watching people die.

regulation isn't going to get any lighter anytime soon, and retardation is a lifestyle, so sooner is better than never.

My default thought when I see two people going at it online is always "wouldn't this be funny if it's one guy pretending to be two people?".

I like having total fucking retards running around the forum because it amuses me.

The Vivzy pop character is tall and slender with a very prominent hip to waist ratio, I don't understand the comparison.

Theres quite a difference between "Deep insight into obscure knowledge" and "Attaching irrelevant pic of some anime girl to your every post" types of autism.

 

[browserbowser]

I don't know, I can't think of a place where fucking and impregnating your second cousin adoptive sister is explicitly and particularly wrong (as opposed to just inherently and presumptively wrong).

 

[SNEED.EXE]

If Jer payed me $5,000 a month I would shit on him no problem

 

[Safir]

> I am perceived as someone that DOESN'T drink monster ultra which hurts so much because out of all monster flavours the white one feels the most affirming

 

[Meat Target]

As someone who is trying to lose weight, the sheer amount of vomiting will help me hit my goal.

 

[Rufus Deponia]

Spoiler: finna immortalize a line I've been working on for a long time BITCH GO FUCK YOURSELF IN THE ASS WITH A SPLINTERY WOODEN DICK.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Every time I think I master it enough for parody, they move the goalposts.

His tomb will be like this, high in sodium and covered in shreddy cheese

I don't fully know their intentions for making me wait 45 minutes for my sandwitch, but I know for a FACT it made me more racist.

Uh, when I was posting in this thread, I was going through a very difficult time in my life, but laughing at these retards made me feel better about myself.

Majoring in Fucking Around, Minoring in Finding Out

"(i) just don't understand why (its) so hard for some people to see us as women," he whimpers, tragically too stupid to comprehend why people might not enjoy being forced to tell lies on a daily basis in order to keep food on the table and roofs over their heads.

So absurd I don’t think it’s real. There’s even a ginger hitler cop.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

The entire gamemode boils down to being chased by a fat clown while getting relentlessly berated.
I have a suspicion this is someone's extremely specific humiliation fetish.

 

[Drip Torch]

if an asperger thinks what you're doing is "based" there is a 99.99% chance you're acting like a retard

 

[The Cheese Aisle]

If I fucked butts, I'd fuck Kiwi butt.

 

[Metamorpho]

Jokes about Charlie Kirk getting ass fucked by Hitler is a necessary step for the left to find itself again.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

I am sitting here, radiating satisfaction like a big, serene, autistic buddha.

 

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

I may have a fetish for shitting my pants, but I've made so many people cum. Something you can never claim, Asmongold.

 

[The Cheese Aisle]

im gay

 

[Meat Target]

We've fucked up at some point as a society when it's possible for an ugly Asian man with no dick to compel a court to forcefully obtain the personal information of "Diggus Bickus" because they were mean online.

The only proper response in a just world would be derisive laughter and being pelted with rotting fruit.

 

[The Un-Clit]

@Sneedfully and Peacefully you should include the weed-smoking buddha image too.

I'd make that my new pfp if it weren't for the uproar that happens every time I change out Crocopussy.

 

[2SLGBQTIA+ 2 Furious]

I want a version of islam but instead of a burka it's an Ice Age cosplay

 

[The Cheese Aisle]

You trying to tell me footfags aren't fucking their vajankles out on the open public square?