random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Pedophobe]

UPLIFTING NEWS FROM THE DISTURBING WORLD OF THE SICKO DM CHAINS!!!

Being a catty bitch transcends gender.

Any AI that has been allowed to touch the broader public internet is at best insane and more likely psychotic and homicidal

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Subway corporate doesn't give a shit about brand image anymore, their mascot was literally an obese sandwich huffing child rapist. I guess they decided there was no coming back from that.

We've fucked up at some point as a society when it's possible for an ugly Asian man with no dick to compel a court to forcefully obtain the personal information of "Diggus Bickus" because they were mean online.

erriot wants your gooner ERP DM sessions so plan accordingly.

I can see this turn into a nasty Fujospace in a span of a few seconds.

As someone who cannot physically help but stop and appreciate a set of bouncing titties, that video had the sexual appeal of a funeral. And not even a sexy funeral or anything. Just a regular one.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

God bless every kiwi. Semper fi or whatever.

He is the Spednaught, well oiled, magazines fully loaded and with a full head of stream to drive his turbines.

Russell would try to sign "me want make boom boom in woman, make big explosion" and the average mute would think, "this demon squirrel wants to kill me."

 

[Hepativore]

need help my 10 year old son eats poop at home and at school i don't no what to do someone please help me

 

[SNEED.EXE]

I think it's something that should need at least a GP signing off on it on the grounds: Unc is bogmaxxed and shrekpilled

yet another reason why i can't take bald men seriously

 

[Sooty Soot]

So... punishing people who tell you an inconvenient truth you don't want to hear is bad now?

 

[Gentlebastard]

His local food bank will toss him a couple of bags of cereal…

You know what? Forget I said anything. I just had a vision of him eating cereal and it’s gross.

I'm a free speech absolutist and all, but every time I see it I become more convinced that slam poetry should be a crime punishable by the death penalty.

Apparently it wouldn't have been as bad as it was if not for a "Oh, I have seemingly become a neverending fountain of filth; to avoid dehydration I should drink more of my delicious Authentic Southern Style Sweet Tea." thought process.

Well, if Crusty doesn't show up to court then we will have to strongly assume that he was indeed eaten by the Morlocks that inhabit the undercity of Las Vegas.

Sir, if you're implying that Rick could somehow be right on the Internet, then I will kindly ask you to step outside.

if you're actually a gangsta nigger sheboon like you claim then go and act like one. Go twerk at a funeral. Go fine and dash. Do that thing where you clap your hands between every word at the cops when they tell you to stop stealing.

Oh wait, you're not ever doing anything like that?

Nigger card revoked, cracks!

Look at that low cut sweater. To Gary, Indiana with thee, hussy.

Besides having access to reddit, I'm convinced the only different between the degens of today and yesteryear is that today's degens have infused therapy speak into timesharing fat whores and sexually compulsive peasants.

They should have sent him to North Sentinel Island.

Never seen anyone discriminate against the disabled there.

 

[Bucephalus]

can we stop spreading medical misinformation holy fuck bruh
i do NOT shit myself every day. i do not shit myself when concious or asleep etc i occassionally shit myself and yk why because IM HAVIN A FUCKIN FULL OUT SEIZURE. if i was having a tonic clonic SEIZURE every DAY id be wayyyy too crippled to post here eventually

 

[Margo Martindale]

Many historians to be asked, Why Happy Tree Friends defines everyone forever as people remember in the oldest time of the Internet is became very perfect to emphasizing pop culture & animation culture sparks Golden Age of Internet forever.

 

[Zeftax]

Why's my fish bowl full of piss wtf did you guys do

i mean if its a lot of money like hundreds of thousands maybe id let you suck my cock?

 

[Bill Evans 45]

As someone whos also from California im having a hard time believing thats the gayest thing you've ever said.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I am for action, not coping.
If I wanted to cope I would masturbate while second-screening marvel movies

 

[Crex Crex]

Nobody can top Cyraxx for worst penis.

 

[Pee Cola]

I repeat, do not, punch 'how to baby-bird a vagina' into your favourite search engine or LLM.

 

[Autistic Joe]

how do you fags manage to be more autistic than the autists you make fun of?

 

[skunt]

you better avoid acting lika a kid, we all know here what I do to kids

 

[Betonhaus]

This is like the 3rd or 4th time some libshit influencer has tried to spread fake rumors of Trump being dead, at this point I'm not going to believe he's dead until he says it himself.

 

[Betonhaus]

I love you guys, but I really hate you guys.

... properly quoting someone from a thread you're banned from is a pita

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I love you guys, but I really hate you guys.

i like crepes

Anyone know what our current WAFFLECON threat level is right now?

SURPRISE ELBOW!

Guys what if SandyCat doesn't come back

How many time can nancy cartwright can do ethnic little boy voices and make them slightly distinct

Your ex is fucking insane, holy shit.

Her life has completely flatlined.

Lolcows get boring when they figure out they're lolcows and try to clean up their behavior.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Don't be a teacher. Be a killer or a rapist instead. Those are more useful to society and humanity in general.