random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Heinrich Maneuver]

But then again furries usually don't have realistic fur colors anyway so I'm just being autistic about rat pussy coloration.

 

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You Disappoint Wisconsin.

 

[Oliver Onions]

a YouTube channel in case you want to learn lessons from a bee porn tranny on how to hang yourself from the ceiling. Preferably not by the neck.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

No you're just a salty fat redneck bitch. You don't look at it as "Oh the guy was up during the middle of the night jumping between two different threads and was talking to the wrong person, shit happens" No, you jumped on it like a bitch in heat because you're a small, petty little fat redneck faggot who has had a boner in his micro penis with me ever since you came to my profile running your mouth and saying "It's just jokes bro" and then you threw the mother of all bitch fit temper tantrums when I jokingly called you a backwoods hillbilly, which is exactly what a bogan is in Australia you dumb fuck.
Sure I messed up and I was talking to the wrong person. I admit that. What does that have to do with you jumping in like you're his husband and defending his honour? You are 50 years old and you act like a bitch ass woman jumping on drama whenever the opportunity arises.
Get fucked, have another busch light and go snort a rail of crank off your cousin's fucking minge. When I want your input I'll head down to the holler in Appalachia and find wherever there's a gay gloryhole and I'm sure I'll find you working there.
Speaking of working, I'm at my desk right now playing around on my phone while I field calls. Why aren't you at work? Still cashing those obesity related disability checks?

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

Stop reading so much Mr. Crocker fanfiction while listen to True Crime podcasts, fam.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

A Hapa muslim with dyed armpit hair, born deep within the bowels of Nulls bussy, mutated by internet tardation.

1. Don't be brown
2. Don't sock
3. Never ever open a DM chain on Kiwifarms.net or you will turn gay

 

[CaddestSlown]

Perhaps trying to Naruto run into Area 51 wasn't completely retarded after all.

Rebuttal: You're a faggot. Enjoy prison.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Once you first perceive the patterns, though, it becomes forever impossible to unsee, like a Magic Eye picture ("A schooner is a sailboat, dumbass"), or a flower vase which resolves into two faces in profile — the truth becomes yours to savour or suffer for all time.

that's how you sell more books and get picked up by another publisher, bitch tits. Tell everybody your work is "just okay"

He is not a completely irrational actor. Just stupid. He does realize he needs food shelter transportation and getting him his penis sucked.

He is not a completely irrational actor. Just stupid.

 

[Haloperidol]

My mom is annoying woman that likes Bulgarian music

best known as the smelliest and most concussed man in all of Canada

those are the best twinks you can come up with?

 

[indomitable snowman]

God, this man is the personification of Reddit

The muslim dies waiting for his 72 virgins

The r*dditor dies waiting for his social clout and Reddit Gold.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

"Can’t really recommend it! Stay in school, kids."

Source: New Manifesto

 

[The Projects]

Her acting has improved a great deal since they 86'd her husband.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

>A self-proclaimed dominatrix with foot, giantess, loli, guro vore fetish who is a also a self-proclaimed feminist and posts in the man hate thread converts to Islam

Many such cases

 

[Wright]

i want to see bee porn

 

[Oh!]

Have some life advice:
If you don't want people to think you're a retarded nigger, don't act like one.

 

[Gog & Magog]

The New York Post published the failed assassin’s manifesto:

Cole Allen’s manifesto in full:
Hello everybody!

 

[Overly Serious]

Unfortunately due to the economy I am no longer able to afford my personal toilet pole dancer.

 

[Sneed's Feed n Seed]

I just can't bring myself to hate women as much as feminists do.

 

[dcss]

I’m currently in a discord vc trying to figure it out

 

[Clotso Coof]

It’s like Reddit and chat GPT had a hideous baby. what happened to proper schizo word salad in scratchy multiple colours on a notebook or trello board? He probably would have yelled ‘yikes!’ as he shot.