random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Veliky]

Astrology is the logical conclusion of woman-think: the entire universe exists solely to explain why your boyfriend isn't being nice enough to you.

 

[Account]

Post in thread 'YABookgate'

Apr 27, 2026

So one of my friends showed me this, and I knew I just fucking HAD to share it here. I present to you, Kiwis, an utterly and completely frivolous lawsuit by one dogshit YA writer, Lynne Freeman against another dogshit YA writer, Tracy Wolff; the former accusing the latter of copyright infringement. However, that's not the fun part, YA authors having catfights happens on every day ending in Y. No, the actual interesting thing here is the 160 page ruling against Freeman - because the Court had to read ALL of both authors books to make it. And he is so fucking...

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"The Court has read up to 6000 pages of romantasy fiction."

"Hot, sexy, dangerous boys [...] cannot be copyrighted."

 

[vomitusdeux]

Words words words just say nigger blud

Imagine being on your death bed and wishing that you had groomed more children on vrchat.

Probably looks like a blacksmith's apron downstairs, but green.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I just found out recently my mail carrier (married wih 3 kids) has been fucking both his brother and his brother's husband (6 adopted kids).

 

[frozen_runner]

Epstein would've loved Signalis.

BIG STINKIN' GIGA NIGGAS HIDIN' IN YO WOODS, EATIN' YO KEEEDZ.

Many people ask, Where is bigfoot? nobody ever asks, how's Bigfoot?

Those Nazis are very multiracial

If there can be 2(?) Pooner Hitlers, there can be a Troon Anne Frank.

Ultrakill and it's consequences have been a disaster on the independent gaming sphere

NEIN NEIN NEIN YOU MUST INCREASE ZE GAS OR ELSE ZE CAKE VILL NOT BAKE!!!
YOU MUST GET CONCENTRATED JUICE FOR ZE RECIPE!

It's amazing how leftists made killing Nazis really fucking lame.

Noy only does Hollywood shit everywhere, but they have explosive diarrhea!

Is It Possible To Become The Ultimate Pokemon Trainer After Stabbing Someone And Then Yourself And Waking Up In The Pokemon World With Inexplicable Godlike Powers And A Harem Of Sexy Woman, Only Some Of Whom Are Underaged?

I really hope I don't get doxxed on Kiwifarms

thank FUCK for betteridge's law

Now that is a very specific kink

I guess wearing diapers ain't so alpha male after all.

The tricorne cap stays on during sex (it helps me navigate the map.)

We must secure the existence of our felines and a future to all kittens.

YOUR HONOR I WAS JUST SLOBBERING OVER A MINOR'S CLOTHES

I identify as a missing indigenous girl.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK CHRISTIANS NEED TO START A HOLY WAR WITH JEWS I'M DONE WITH THIS. THERE IS NO OTHER WAY TO INTERPRET THESE SATANIC TEXTS. I THOUGHT FRANKISTS AND ZIONISTS WERE BAD BUT THE RELIGION ITSELF IS A BLIGHT ON HUMANITY.

Gooks are Korean. Chinamen are chinks.

Fucking low-IQ uneducated racists out here.

Fix Sweden. Buck break today

All books are physics books idiot the universe is founded on physics!

I wish I was fucking dead so I never had to read this absolute filth.

Steve Jobs was a jeet.

Yeah but I need to buy a Switch 2 and it’s a 1¢ yes contract so $5 means I’ll get to play Tomodachi Life 2.

I support (J)Ukraine because my clitty tells me so!

I hate the way midwit milennial reviewers write.

It's a "delicious" mystery. Absolutely scrumptious. I am positively num num numming this decadent mystery. Brrrrrrrmmmmm, open the hanger, here comes the airplane full of sinfully chocotatey munchy-crunchy sex and intrigue.

I'd have eaten the gusher but I was also a very molestable kid. (In disposition and trusting nature. Don't @ me)

 

[Meat Target]

you are not allowed to karate chop half-naked niggas who feed your kid LSD mixed with arsenic or something because that would be rude.

 

[Crex Crex]

I'd never imagine I'd find an antivaxxer rant on a chris chan subreddit.

 

[Blasterisk]

"Hot, sexy, dangerous boys... ...cannot be copyrighted."

 

[Megaton Punch]

It's a "delicious" mystery. Absolutely scrumptious. I am positively num num numming this decadent mystery. Brrrrrrrmmmmm, open the hanger, here comes the airplane full of sinfully chocotatey munchy-crunchy sex and intrigue.

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

Also 'I asked the chipmunks how they experience gender!' sounds like a classic random.txt.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Nietzsche is a chud incel
Diogenes is a horrorcow legend
Marx was a neet

I'm so fucking sick of hearing about Palestine. I couldn't give a single liquid shit about Palestine or Gaza. I have no love for Israel and believe the US needs to decouple from them entirely, including removing anyone in government who holds dual citizenship in Israel, but I'd be perfectly happy seeing the Jooz completely wipe Palestine off the map just to see faggots like Louie seething about it. There's a reason why other Middle-Eastern countries won't allow anyone from Palestine within their borders. They're backwards savages in a region known for it's backwards savages.

Nigger, it says the file type there.
View attachment 8877735

we managed to figure out everything on our own while our parents had to go to classes to learn how to use Word

Ralph and Quartering will bicker and then bond over how much they like seeing other dudes fuck the women they're interested in.

I'm a guy. He should be a fucking man and gay rape me. I'm going to make him rape me face to face too, and make it weirdly romantic so that it confuses and shames him.

Rainbows are not negative.
Unless you're some sort of homophobic bigot.
Which I am.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Nigga do you even know the caliber of posts I make on this forum? Have you not seen the investigations that I have done and information I have uncovered that has been propagated widely? Do you seriously think I'm just another random shit poster?

 

[Gentlebastard]

I hope you get into Vegan Heaven with Impossible Burger Jesus or whatever

he thinks he's a *lot* smarter than he actually is, and therefore doesn't ask people who actually *are* smarter than he is how to address a problem

His strategic business acumen barely extends the length of his cursed penis.

I can sniff out simp-like typing a mile away and this one's got the stink all over it in just three sentences.

"I only had $22 left and part of that was the oven lamp condom budget."

From harmless queer to "bought a Yazidi sex slave from ISIS in 2015," what a transformation.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

Jeremy Hambly gives a bad name to hating black people.

Ah. Seattle. The second place I ever stepped in human shit. Lovely place.

Now I don't wanna imply that Pig Man hunted down and murdered and most likely sexually violated the corpse of an innocent man for not personally arresting everyone who (accurately) called him fat and gay and bitchtitted on the internet and sending them to StalkerAuchwitz but I am getting flashbacks of a certain Pavement Ape incident if you catch my drift...

I could have gone my whole life without knowing that Frums was a shit smearing tranny and continued listening to pretty cool music.

 

[Dr. Butt]

we're all retarded here
I'm retarded. You're retarded.
how do I know?
you must be retarded, or you wouldn't be here

 

[Aunt Carol]

Andy could have his consciousness uploaded to some scifi avatar program and still find a way to crap himself in cyberspace.

Why are you asking me to imagine anal sex with a man. I'd rather not.

aster is jealous of someone on tiktok who has a 25k all-terrain powerchair and a 60k wheelchair. she implies the person is ableist and possibly racist.

There's a huuuuuuuuuge jump required from 'you should talk to someone about your abandonment issues' to 'you try to create zombie sex slaves and cannibalize people due to abandonment issues'.

 

[Dr. Butt]

100% of the Klavarskribo enthusiasts I have met have been prolific paedophiles.

 

[Reddit Refugee]

imagine if you were a dog that is angry at an autistic dog

autism, DID, NPD, schizoaffective disorder, OSDD, BPD, bipolar, depression, PTSD, OCD, cPTSD, POTS, dystonia, dyspraxia, dissociative amnesia, dysphagia, dyscalcula, ADHD, dissossiation, arthritis, neurogenic bladder, spinal cord instability, craniocervical instability, HEDS, MCAS, Sleep apnea, infantile encephalitis, traumatic brain injury, post-exertional malaise, trigeminal neuralgia, prediabetes, nerve damage from wisdom tooth extraction, lactose intolerance, neuropathy

stockholm syndrome, tourettes, hEDS, dysautonomia, epilepsy, cptsd, anemia, unspecified tic disorder, tourettes, tachycardia, mcas, insulin resistance, arthritis, osteoarthritis, hypothyroidism, unspecified intersex disorder, nonverbal learning disorder, auditory processing disorder, severe obstructive sleep apnea, PCOS, chronic pain, chronic fatigue syndrome, craniocervical instability, hashimotos disease, PMDD, hypersomnia, amblyopia (lazy eye), insomnia, asthma, chronic fungal infections, no object permenance (???), raynaud's, psychosis, hallucinations, genetic mosaicism, mosaic down syndrome, dermatillomania, hypermelanosisofito, psoriasis, genetic thrombocytopenia, shaken baby syndrome

 

[mr. testicular torsion]

how could anyone predict TardNigger Jihad?

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

Please send me the hottest anime or manga character. Need to cleanse my timeline