random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Sneaky lurker]

I am high IQ enough that I am able to essentially merge the schizo pattern recognition with the regular.

 

[Golden Apple]

As a man who proudly plays a Dunmer named "Cum Nerevar" in every Elder Scrolls game, I approve of this attempt to hybridize the Khajiit and the Argonians into a single all-purpose farm tool race.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Damn, I was hoping the chants were something along the lines of "YWNBAW"
What a waste. I think Filipino men are really cute, but this guy's nothing but a gross chubby troon now.

 

[Local Fed]

The Mullahs are laughing at me.

My man, I saw you in that thread where the lolicon wanted to buy a little girl.

I wish I could live long enough to achieve total racism, but I'm too old. New brown horrors are everywhere and never end.

what if i just killed you right now how would that make you feel

Did anyone else keep emergency burger money in the change drawer in cars?

What I'm trying to say is, avoid hard left women. Bitches be crazy.
And avoid hard right women. Bitches be Venezuelan.

Listen. I will be a bit blunt but I mean well. You are noticeably mentally ill and come off as autistic.

 

[Obfuscous]

Yes we have DID and autism

 

[Dr. Butt]

Eskimos!

(Joking obviously, but it just shows how sick we are as a society.)

 

[CaddestSlown]

Tbh im starting to think my autism diagnosis was just my neurologist telling me im gonna be smarter than a lot of people.

I feel like I am watching some autistic yaoi fanfic unfold between you two, which is honestly a slight upgrade over the typical jewsperging in here

Im satisfied with the size of it too, my little femboy fleshlight.

 

[Love Is Blue]

I wonder what his stool samples are like?

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

>trap sand in a box
>put it into arcane patterns
>torture the sand with electricity so it does maths for us
>this is the height of human civilisation somehow

Who the fuck writes this shit.

 

[AskMeAnything]

This was 2 years before St. Fentanylius got used as a knee rest

 

[Chromeo]

Is anime worse than Nikocado Avocado's asshole?

I asked the chipmunks how they experience gender!

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

""If I am seething about something, but don't tweet it, do I really exist?"

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

"I farded and farded and farded my pants"

it's too late, you've invoked clown porn trannies even if it's not intended.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Still have no idea whatever went on with Trump tonight, just know Jim @Acosta threw a fuckin’ hissing fit. Pussy! Jim, meet me in front of the Hampton Inn:
901 6th St NW Washington, DC 20001 United States

https://x.com/mtracey/status/2048266239869341998?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E2048267592788300044%7Ctwgr%5Eac15633c19dc6f6657ae814d059136dcb8df1150%7Ctwcon%5Es2_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.mediaweek.com.au%2Fstep-outside-journalists-almost-come-to-blows-over-epstein-reporter%2F

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

unless if you count the Orc fucking the Tapir at night.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

 

[CaddestSlown]

THEY CALL HIM 007

0 KILLS
0 PLANNING
7 GAY SELFIES CIRCULATING THE INTERNET

 

[Metamorpho]

Where are the black children Anthony?

 

[Gentlebastard]

I got bored so I asked grok to make me a picture of Jackie Chan playing Brianna Wu's rib cage like a xylophone.

What do you call people who are Chinese, Japanese, Korean, etc?

I’ve been banned from too many Xbox live lobbies to fall for this obvious trap.

Are you saying an accurate assessment of his academic achievement could be even lower?

Is there a reason why you are pretending politics is rational?

Elite Human Capital doesn't want you to know this, but you can literally blow Indians apart with a cannon.

(Yes, I have an environmentally friendly way of disposing of a billion useless "humans".)

It's his unoriginality that gets me, even more than him being a 'conservative' who exclusively apes leftist online chatter

 

[lego racers]

*Tung Tung Tung Flatline*