random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Not A Cat Person]

Yea, gooning in a town square in broad daylight was weird as fuck, but the man was a troll committed to his bit, what can I say.

 

[Seafarer]

Marcus is his own beastmode lolinigger of a calibur someone like chibireviews could only dream of

 

[Demetrius]

ode to titty skittles

Maybe he wishes shitting himself was his daily job

 

[Squanto Airi]

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"Are we still getting downvoted for just being here?"

 

[Mound Dweller]

does Clavicular activate your maternal urges at all?

I take back everything I said about feeling maternal towards this gimp.

 

[indomitable snowman]

Tbh im starting to think my autism diagnosis was just my neurologist telling me im gonna be smarter than a lot of people.

‘I bet your little Asian, fish head, wife doesn’t have these cannons,’

‘Birthday BJ for the brown boy? My little brown boy.’

’ Doe claims he told her. But she allegedly laughed before making a racist remark that at least his genitals didn’t ‘taste like curry,’

 

[DickMain]

(image from tweet in OP)

"SCARY KIWIFARMS HACKERS"

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

You can't take the opinion of anyone seriously who doesn't even understand conservation of matter and energy and thinks you can "run out of water" like it somehow disappears forever.

The macaque situation across the board in China is grim

The undo button doesn't exist in real life.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Regardless of her BMI statistics I would not want to experience sexual contact with this person

 

[Harm]

Naturally I will have a higher value globally due to my hazel green eyes.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Thats one gerbil I don't want shoved up my anus.

well annoying as fuck anime avatar if you looked at the op you'd see that this is something I noticed already and have a fix queued up for.

 

[Among Us Gaming]

Edging is the devil

 

[PetiteFeet]

Look, girls, I can guarantee you that just about no psych ward nurse wants to be handling what she believes to be a crazy lady's emotional support dildo, okay?

 

[Not A Cat Person]

im still in court on bullshit illuminati charges and im still gonna sue kiwifarms for the revenue owed to me for the fucking 200k view thread on here that basically calls me a rapist when im not convicted of shit

 

[SOLDIER OF WALES]

Dear Waterniggers:

 

[Tablet County]

i woul never discriminate against my fellow men for having a womb

 

[Oh!]

It’s not because she is a women, she has some BPD or some shit

 

[Delany's Donkey]

‘Stop f**king crying. You think anyone would ever believe you? You’re a f**king douche bag who thinks he’s hot s**t, but you can’t even get your d**k hard for me? What the f**k is this?’

 

[Betonhaus]

Just trying to be a shock jock! It was publicity stunt. I have anxiety and I'm not responsible for what I said. It's your fault anyways. See you in court. There will be blood.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Nigga's got level 5 crazy eyes. I guess it has a hypnotic effect on BPD/BP bitches.