random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[some Sketchy dude]

I go to Wikipedia when I want to randomly learn about pineapples at three in the morning and can't find a good source to do so.

I go to the Kiwi Farms for political analysis.

The tables have turned, habitual quoter

 

[Antipathy]

You heard it here first, folks. Rei, Shitting Dicknipples, 50 Hitler Posts, and generally being a nuisance to the Scientologists makes you better morally than pedos.

Well done. You will be able to dethrone even the mighty @CatParty if you can manage to post articles this retarded with consistency.

The tables have turned, habitual quoter

 

[Table Country]

From @Crystal Golem in the Mad Dax thread.

The man was the Luciferian progeny of a shiftless Yucatan day labourer and some covetous Levantine coin-lender.

 

[NoReturn]

 

[Return of the Freaker]

im so tired of the cliche of girls are friend to each other so that must mean they are kikes

 

[MediocreMilt]

I am *very* well known online.

Think about what you’re doing. I don’t want to be hostile to you or make it nasty. But if you take it there, well, that’s your choice.


Enjoy your weekend.

I keep telling myself I won’t respond to you again, but you intrigue me somewhat.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Look guys, i'm not a womanizer but somehow managed to see 10 vaginas in real life.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Antifa's SnackVan said:

I personally was involved in over 30 different tires having to be replaced and smashed windows without any evidence of any crime having been committed outside of being part of the protest!!!

 

[Just A Butt]

Thou shalt not discrimination.

 

[Childe]

NOW THIS IS FOR SURE A FUCKING FELONY. I HIGHLY SUGGEST YOU REMOVE IT.

IT IS AGAINST US FEDERAL LAW TO POST CASES PUBLICLY FOR RIDICULE AND JUDGEMENT. YOU ARE BREAKING THE LAW. I’m calling the cops right fuckin now.

REMOVE IT OR DEAL WITH FBI AGENTS. THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

REMOVE IT NOW. IT IS A FEDERAL CRIME AND I WILL PRESS CHARGES. YOU HAVE ONE HOUR.

At the advice of my attorney, This will be the last communication you get from me. Any further harassment will be documented and added to the case. Thank you.

 

[Table Country]

Dick "If she's 13 she can be my prom queen" Masterson

Dick "If the child is drawn on paper it's okay to want to rape her" Masterson

Dick "Defending kids twerking so I can keep jerking' Masterson

Dick "Young Neflix chix raise everyone's dicks" Masterson

Dick "Call my friend a chomo and I'll sue you, homo" Masterson

 

[Bessie]

Nazis! Nazis everywhere! They're in my memes! They're out on the streets! They're in bars! They're in cars! They're in the walls! Wait! What if they're actually just in my head? Hey, I figured it out!

 

[BRAPexpert]

What the difference between a jews and white people?

There is no difference except jews are smarter and have more money.

 

[Bender]

What the difference between a jews and white people?

There is no difference except jews are smarter and have more money.

Can you post a link to the original post?

 

[BRAPexpert]

Can you post a link to the original post?

Oh did i not play the game right? Im not even jewish tbh but just wanted to try that joke out.

 

[Bender]

Oh did i not play the game right? Im not even jewish tbh but just wanted to try that joke out.

Nah, this thread isn't for making jokes, it's for taking random quotes out of context in an amusing way.

Edit: Here's my submission.

Many of you are really overly obsessed with something that happened with another mans penis.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

From this post about retard internet drama:

Whether or not the Xanax helped, I did start this post, and I even managed to finish it. I did it because I think it is relevant to the discussion of FYAD, its deletion and return, and everything else that happened and how the admins handled it.

 

[Bionicle of War]

Yeah dude, a tomboy is like, short hair, pecks, T-shirt, sweaty, no tampon, dick and balls out

 

[In the Sick of It]

Werewolf cock and Amish romance are both higher on the popularity list than women with dicks.

 

[Cyclonus]