random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Return of the Freaker]

Drowning in your own blood is very calming to the person who made it happen right? DEFUND THE POLICE ALREADY GEEZ

Holy fuck your right, time to have sex with a child I guess

 

[Angry Shoes]

I scream at my parents at least once a week.

 

[Lapis Lazuli]

What kind of cursed mutt creature do you have to be to be of "indeterminate ethnicity"

 

[gh0stzero]

I nailed down your monthly income within a few hundreds of dollars with noob-tier programming and an IRC client.

 

[CatParty]

I'd never though I'd hear the words "my open-source Wi-Fi vibrator is in my butt again" strung into a sentance.

 

[Antipathy]

The constant nigger pandering is so tiresome

Alright, everyone, I'm out. I've had enough time on this planet. Thanks for the laughs, the tears and the meat sweats that this thread provided.

I used to like pussy.

Everything on her body likely causes her pain: aching joints and back pain, roll rash, skin friction, her rotting teeth, her festering boils, scaly feet, overgrown toe nails, the excruciating skin pull from her enormous gut hanging down, wearing ill-fitting clothing and underwear, steering wheel crammed into her gut when she drives - she may not notice if her inner thighs and labia are scalded to bleeding.

Holy shit, I know it's disgusting and everything but I can't fucking breathe

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

On behalf of everybody from the Louis Gagliardi thread, I humbly request:

“Lou is fucking fat and I would not have sex with him.”

 

[Lapis Lazuli]

Invader Zim for hottest cartoon character

 

[AMHOLIO]

Every day I become more convinced that I am dead and reading Cat Party articles is my hell.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I feel like half of problems with modern society would stop if journalists would just stop shoving literally everything they can up their rectum, dear lord.

(Yes, this is from a Cat Party thread.)

 

[Haramburger]

"I'm really interested in the disarming combination —extreme intimacy and total remoteness — that teledildonics brings," Buck wrote over Twitter direct message.

 

[Unog]

Mentally ill black people are the funniest.

He's going to drown his sorrows in chocolate milk and muffins.

 

[{o}P II]

As a beetislord, sometimes I get pees that smell like buttered popcorn.

 

[Bec]

you may think people are overreacting but i know at least four people in my own circle of the fandom that had their traumas triggered from the combination of the audio and visuals, all of which are adults who are being treated and know how to deal with triggers.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Literally what in the FUCK is going on with betty boop's pussy?

At least she had the self-awareness to tattoo the biohazard sign on her throat? More babies probably died there than in Auschwitz.

 

[Local Fed]

Ive worked with helicopters.

The thrust is nothing to laugh about. It can blow things around.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

We need more poop news

Non-binary people come in over 300 subtypes and they‘s toilet facilities must be especially validating

 

[{o}P II]

I don't read books or rape fanfic

 

[Table Country]

Take heed and bear witness to the writings contained herein, because they are the Prophecies of the Linkara, the angelic protector of Sin

 

[Local Fed]

In other words, while the politics of the day are fleeting, weird bondage fetishism is eternal.

Can you not fucking post this shit? You're going to turn this thread into the Fourth Reich recruitment center at this rate, fuck.