random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Antipathy]

God above, just when i'm trying to wrap my head around the fact that there still is a dedicated and vicious Bionicle fandom, you drop nightmare blender 3d furry fedora-tipping evolutionary Jesus on me.

I'll have to keep my eye on this, it's like a Christmas miracle!

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

That shirt he was selling of him depicted as Jesus was phenomenal, the best freak example of someone who has accomplished absolutely nothing and is a flaming narcissist anyway.

 

[PhoBingas]

To understand JMK one has to understand the mindset of crippling autism.

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

Curse you and your family to hell.

 

[A_Skellington]

"please stop bullying me I cant afford car insurance on my allowance just LAY OFF"

 

[LurkTrawl]

Clown Galaxy heading into Circus Supercluster

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Of course, and very often, if you post explicit pictures as a woman on social media, you may receive some private messages, in which photos of the penis are posted and you are in estrus. There are also some people who make up some "I'm a mercenary, maybe the last time I'm on the battlefield, I'd like to see your private pussy photos".

Some things truly are a universal part of the human condition.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Fuck I just got doxxed.

It's funny both in and out of context

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Lol, walking in on your dad balls deep in your uncle busting cheeks like Big Herc and you get called a homophobe because your didn’t sit in the sidelines cheering him on. What a world!

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

I've never farted in a retarded girl's pussy but by God, I'm willing to try.

 

[PhoBingas]

And this time there was no Rainbow Jesus to step in and shove him back in the sped shed.

 

[Antipathy]

Seems like Kevin and his buddies have the chance to have their own much more horrible version of "The Thing". Only now it's on a ranch, the characters are sick, insane degenerates & the Thing comes out of a man's disfigured crotch.

>can't stomach a scene where a guy gets his arm degloved in a movie
>chooses to chop off his dick in real life

I learn so much on this website

I came here to laugh at the fat manchild with a mangled crotch and somehow I came out with a PhD in Alpacanomics.

Trump had four years to genocide the troons, and about 60% of them are still here. Why on earth would anybody vote for him a second time?

Trans people are 0.6% of the US population. I care more about fracking fucking up the water supply than a tranny fucking up his ability to coom. Get wrecked Kevin

>mom found the Kiwi Farms thread
OH NO NO NO NO NO

Does Kevin's doctor know that he's mixing copium with progesterone?

I can't decide whats worse, having to spend the rest of you life on pain killers, or having to spend the rest of your life on copium

How wonderful. Now if anyone needs me, I'm gonna be over there in that corner curled up in the fetal position.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Can you spergs stop arguing about black people? This is the "laugh at reddit" thread, not the "act like reddit" thread

 

[A_Skellington]

I went to jail, for 33 days, over pending charges that all were dropped, over an argument with a friend, who I'm still friends with, about Trump Jr and nepotism

 

[Medical Hawaii]

rags to riches: when i have 50 posts reaction score -20. everyone just rate DUMB DUMB DUMB. now its not. who is dumb now = seven niggers?!?!?.

started from the bottom now we here #MAFIALOREHYPE

 

[Thebag$$$]

started from the bottom now we here #MAFIALOREHYPE

gang succes.

 

[j666]

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I am still shocked and slightly offended that I was never molested.

 

[R00T]

But until she actually develops personality beyond "nervous geek girl who masturbates on cam" she won't truly be a household name.

 

[Delicious Diversity]

Thanksgiving is the one day a year that the Ralph household uses the real utensils that they stole from Denny's.