random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men's behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

Ancient Roman graffiti found on an ancient brothel.

 

[j666]

Coming to terms with Hitler's gender identity was crucial for me not only as a trans woman but as an Aryan

- @Spiteful Crow

 

[Double Dee]

We're all very nice people here.

Why are you so angry?

LAUGHED AT BY KIWI FARMS? OH NO! NOT THE KF TROLLS!

Melinda if you want to be a Jew you gotta be better at law. It's there in the Torah.

Post tits to fight male narcissism and patriarchal tyrants

If she has two brain cells left, one of them is kicking the other one's ass for stating that in actual legal correspondence.

I wonder what effect Godzilla vs. Kong will have on the kaiju shipping craziness?

Mine's already been filed, faggot. You N*zi niggers are fucking finished.

Largely from the Scott/Castersen thread. I'm sorry for all the pings.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I think he's trying to astral ear-fuck me

 

[kazuhiro]

Mona was (and Mona is), among other things, a keen student of classical antiquity, an ex-Catholic, and a horse

it's always been a key feature of my equine personality [...] to be a horse who did not know how to be a horse and who instead strove to be the best human they could be

Taken from a furry origin story "How 'Undertale' Swapped My Gender (+ other things)", linked here.

 

[Snusmumriken]

Starting to think Salem executed 20 "witches" not because they were witches, but because they were being unbearable faggots about it.

 

[CobraPlissken]

I was very thankful that I knew how to catch my baby with a strainer

 

[DeadwastePrime]

if @Null left his penis in a trash can ralph would eat it

 

[verygayFrogs]

if @Null left his penis in a trash can ralph would eat it

 

[AMHOLIO]

How much autism do you need to have to make an account and argue with people in a Kiwi Farms thread and yell at them to cope.

Admittedly I have some anger issues but I worked them out. So don't tell me to calm down.

MFW cant even get accepted by the side I am on, but fine, Ill just kek from the sides anyway.

I am on like page 60 of forum so im still stuck couple of days back on the lore, gonna catch up as soon as I can for maximum keks.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Would you let a hobo nut in you?

 

[constant exposure]

"My actual jiggling jumbo jugs would definitely prove them to be full of crap and maybe make smoke shoot out their ears"

 

[Useful_Mistake]

In the name of Jesus may you all be silenced permanently.

 

[Haffhart]

That's why I always turn my government unemployment checks into cash as soon as I can.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

I am uncomfortable with a SFW website like Goodreads telling me to read something racy and tantalizing while some modern corporate artstyle blobs blink at each other.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I have conclusively determined that men are better at the following - being retards, being geniuses, and being physically aggressive.
Sources: This board.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

I didn't need Hitler to save me this time. I went to the one person more powerful. I went to LRH.

I fucking love schizoposting.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

You can use Kiwi Farms and have sex. You cannot own a Chris chan coin and have sex.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Kiwifarms in itself is Cringe. To have one without the other is like Madonna without Child.

 

[AnOminous]

I fucking love schizoposting.

I'm kind of sad that she's lost it again.