random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

No, I don't want to read your Cinderella/Avengers crossover, just go away.

You're in the wrong place subhuman. I'm going to molest you worst then your father.

 

[Shitty User Stole a Good Name]

OnlyFans whores are ruining the entire fucking world. If you are on OnlyFans you are worth less than shit to me. Whores deserve nothing. I pray that God exists if only so whores will burn in hell.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Sittin' in church with a baseball under my butt.

 

[Antipathy]

That's why Brits are called bongs? Because of Big Ben? It all makes sense now.

Imagine all the used condoms on the street.

‘Kia Optima’ translated to English means ‘full of nignogs’.

Good night, sweet prince. May flights of angels speed thee to thy rest. Something like that. At least there are no darkies in heaven

 

[Meat Target]

If you never seen someone get cut open in creative ways then you're missing out in life.

 

[Tour of Italy]

I still miss sucking on those fags like there was no tomorrow.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Everything I know about granulation tissue, I learned from trannies.

I still miss sucking on those fags like there was no tomorrow.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Intrarectal drug administration when?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

From a lolcow's manifesto:

“Freemasons encode everything.” – two programs on History Channel

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

Random text for DMX makes me feel all warm and gooey inside., rip to a true Kang of Kangs.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

His name is Cleatus and he is transmasc nonbinary ambrosexual. He's also an activist for xenofeminism and enjoys spending his time staring at paint drying, but only after he's huffed it.

Brought to you by the International Brotherhood of Kiwis.

I hope he stuck to fucking kid's toys, but I have a bad feeling.

he must have thought it was a tickle me dick elmo

 

[Penis Drager]

Does this look like the sort of man who WOULDN'T use a child's toy to rub one out?

 

[Monolith]

I've never heard a left-hander say, "OMG my left hand smells like a right hand!"

Alternately

"OMG my left hand smells like a right hand!"

 

[fine tooth comb]

What happens when you masturbate is literally that a man is stroking your dick

 

[Jack Awful]

I'm glad I grew up ugly as a woman sometimes.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

But of course the REAL point is that Floyd was a coal black Congo nigger.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

"I am the last surviving US Citizen in Oregon that has not been killed and replaced with a Canadian, or taken into captivity as a slave." -Kelly Karl Sleight

 

[Antipathy]

The only thing that will ever wake people up is if their lives are being directly threatened. If they can't eat, drink, and consoom, then they'll go "oh shit maybe something's wrong"; and not a moment before.

Ted Kaczynski predicted this.

If you're one of these people please kill yourself

I knew then with a sudden revulsion that I was supporting faggotry and that it had to stop.

Grab your gun, a bottle of booze and watch.

Too bad kiwi farms is full of fags, bitches and tranny enablers. You guys should be embarrased. I cant even have a seizure inducing profile pic. Thats hella gay, null. Hella

 

[Random Internet Person]

Some more quotes for @Null collection:

I ain't a dancing nigga, I just move to the beat
Sit there and nod my head but won't move my feet
Gangsta, so I'm holdin' up the wall
That dancing shit up to the rest of y'all
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And I'm still going through it, pain and the hurt
Soaking up trouble like rain in the dirt
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What's gon' be the outcome? Hmm, let's add up all the factors
You wack, you're twisted, your girl's a hoe
You're broke, the kid ain't yours, and e'rybody know
Your old man say you stupid, you be like, "So?"

 

[verygayFrogs]

Well, then maybe you shouldn't have wanted to fuck Jiminy Cricket.

TFW Chris-Chan is less of a creepo than you, y'know you fucked up.

I would like to join the hentai party

Here's a spell for you Marzi, it's called going to a therapist.

I will not eat the bugs, Bill Gates.
This article fills me with hate.
I will not eat them full puree.
I will not eat them crem brulee.
I will not eat them in a shake.
I will not eat them with my steak.
I will not eat the bugs, Bill Gates.

I don't care how much it gets pushed, I'm not eating the damn bugs.

Never stick your dick in yandere.

"I CANT BREATH" - autistic child, probably

Oh, no! Why would whitie do this!?

FUCK CAPITALISM AND LITTLE KIDS

I wish it were legal to hunt people who type like this for sport.

Real niggas put vinegar on their fries.

These posts are Undertale-phobic and biased against skeletons.

Ching chong! Racism in the font library!

Do the onsies sat, daddy's little slut?

Banned for drive-by commentary on a thread about black lives matter in Mario Paint.

Banned for price gouging turnips in Animal Crossing

Banned for fedposting about what xir wants to do to Isabelle from Animal Crossing.

banned 4 autism

Banned for misgendering Tommy Tooter.

User permanently banned for calling the mods fat and gay.

Banned for being more obnoxious than @Arm Pit Cream