random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[anuscabbage12]

ive had 3 concussions in my life, yes. ive had brain damage. when you have a concussion you have. but ive rebuilt and rewired my brain with nootropics and homeopathics over the span of my life. its what caused me to become shawn phase.

 

[Antipathy]

Sonichu is an ELECTRIC HEDGEHOG POKEMON, not a yellow sonic you FUCKER

Do you want an honorary Aryan hat?

fuck niggers fuck kikes 1488 etc

Having to choose between being an eternal shut-in or forever concealing your true thoughts to blend in with normals sounds fucking nightmarish.

I look forward to harvesting much sneed in the coming riot threads with you glorious bastards.

Imagine getting everything you want and still throwing a brick through a window.

 

[Twitter Hate Mob]

I'm a trans woman, and I’m also a speedrunner. These two things may seem disconnected, but

 

[NyQuilninja]

Language! We dont appreciate words like this.

It's kike, you faggot.

If they pass this, I'm going to keep paying my bills in protest!!

Oh sure, these were definitely for "mice" and not to temporarily quell the ceaseless hunger politicians have for the flesh of children.

Because the logic of "x aren't people, so we can do whatever we want with them" has TOTALLY lead to great things in the past.

They can find a link between my little pony and white supremacy, but they can't find a link between islam and terrorism

CatParty's Almanac of the Weird Wide Web

He picked Applejack to be his wife? No wonder he snapped and went on a shooting spree.

 

[Leopold II of Belgium]

You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

 

[NyQuilninja]

You figured it out! Finally!

That is Lou's fursona. He is a Phoenix made of the fire burning off shitty tires and other assorted trash.

 

[Meat Target]

I hate your name, faggot. Shove a barcode reader up your ass.

 

[WolfeTone]

Nice try, FBI
Not today, CIA
Dirty tricks, MI6
No Deal, Navy Seal
Lay off the meth, ATF
Another day, Green Barrett
I'm not falling for that Trojan Horse, Israeli Defense Force
Good attempt at obscurity, Department of Homeland Security
Stranger Danger, Army Ranger
Forget your plea, KGB
Enough of you, JTF2
No foul play, TSA
Reassess, SAS
No dice, ICE
Cease, police
Stop, cop

 

[NyQuilninja]

Call me a fucking spasticoid but i love eating raw oats for breakfast

Man, I was kind of skeptical about this whole police brutality thing. But now that I've seen a poorly drawn cartoon animal spout a cumbersome textwall about it, I think I'm starting to believe it!

It's ok, we all think you're gay too.

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[Zero Day Defense]

Nobody likes shaking sad, flaccid hands.

 

[Meat Target]

Let me guess. Glowniggers will murder your entire family if you speak out against the democratic party.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Useful fucking morons. All of them.

Talk about being fucking late. Everyone, literally everyone, got their licks in on that POS months ago. This nigger is 4 months late.

 

[Pickle Dick]

@██████
I hate your name, faggot. Shove a barcode reader up your ass.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

-Sapphire Crimson Claw

 

[NyQuilninja]

He's a slayer of pedos and wife-beaters. For your everyday jogger vermin extermination you need to call a different number. Ask your grandpop, he might know more about the disposal of retired malfunctioning farm equipment.

hahahahahahaha holy shit this thread glows so bright I saw it from chat aaaaahahahahahaha

Uncle Ted 1, USPS 0.

"We're coordinating with leftist organisations to make sure that this spying operation only targets right-wing people and not the leftists rioters that are commiting several magnitudes more violence literally every day for literally years"

If they don't need to deal with it and hand it off to someone else, that's fixing the problem.


Look at that fucker strutting with his luxury refrigerator box.

Fucking disgusting trying to act outside his class.

" I had to get out of California, all the homeless people started moving in to my neighborhood. Yes i vote pure democrat, why do you ask?"

They got your vote. You've served your purpose so you can fuck off again now.

Where's your fucking hair nigger?

Holy shit you faggots are terrible at sneeding

HOLY SHIT. THAT NIGGAS FOREHEAD

This nigger bitch looks like a Bosmer & Redguard hybrid.

Can bullets even harm that creature?

This is how you get Batman. (And a 300% crime spike)

I assume that this is one of those gay frogs that Alex Jones was warning us about.

Because they're a bunch of smooth brain cuckolds who like watching their wives take jogger cock up the ass while they masturbate furiously to it.

He certainly does look like a Corpse Emperor

It's amazing how many shootings happen in Chicago considering no one is allowed to have a gun. You'd think criminals would have a little more respect for the rules.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

It's me. I'm @ThatOneLurker's girlfriend. He cut out my head because it's so small due to the microcephaly.

 

[Local Fed]

Just don't let her vote.

Honestly if we are so autistic that we need to develop a standard for coonsoomers so we can stop arguing about what is and isn't coonsooming we could list everything that bothers us about funko people and work back

Lets see my list is as follows

I didn't realize they made soy face in woman's sizes

Thoughts and prayers to the victims, but this better not slow down my Amazon deliveries. I got some shit I'm waitin' on.

The word ape does come to mind when looking at the recent OF leaks.

Hank hill ass beer belly lookin ass hoe lol.

i am still going to call you a nigger.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

 

[NyQuilninja]

Who the fuck is this DePenis guy and why is everyone slobbing his knob all of a sudden

Doing the weed every day saps your natural ambition and gets in the way of you discovering much better and more enjoyable drugs. Do you really want to wake up in 40 years and realise you're an old man who wasted his entire life without ever even getting a chance to try mixing heroin and crack cocaine together?

This is why I stick to meth
Not only do I have tons of motivation; not needing to sleep gives me a massive advantage against the shadow people who keep stalking me and putting bugs under my skin

I'm not an egregious racist, but I would never, ever have a black babysitter. Never. Too many instances of impulsive violence aimed at kids. Or aimed at adults. Or animals. Or windows. Or stores.

We wuz babysittaz an shiet

Cuckoldry is actually getting people murdered at this point.

Chris chan if nazi?

Gersh Kuntzman?! C'mon, that's not even a real name!

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Yo them Russians was the OG revolutionaries my boy Pushkin was a nigga.