random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[NyQuilninja]

Saint Floyd was one hell of a porn star. Been dead almost a year and still getting his dick sucked.

African culture=Fetal Alcohol Syndrome?

my pronouns are nig/ger

 

[Meat Target]

I want to hear her body crunch against high speed concrete so bad...

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Shining a Light on the Perils of Masturbation

Edit: got Ninja'd. This has to be a random.txt

 

[Meat Target]

yeah I guess that’s one way to describe using your real name on Twitter to constantly broadcast your need to be bred by a herd of futa ponygirls or get peed on by a clown.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I had kinda forgotten about him until I heard that he turned himself into a feral ghoul from the waist down and he's in legal trouble.

 

[Local Fed]

Spoilered just because there's a ton in here.

Spoiler

speaking of holocaust drama

Saw it a lot on cops. One was even an Elmo toy

Your ancestors should have been nicer to Yakub.

I've seen it all, and my only reprieve is making others see it all too.

I'm all for rebellions but I'd rather have my gym stay open.

I wish India was as based with having a sewage system as they were with their opinions on Muslims.

It's nice to be able to watch chaos for once and be able to sit back and relax since you hate all sides involved.

Sounds like someone's gonna be left behind post-Rapture.

Adolf Hitler is fat and I would not have sex with her.

♫ Loove that chicken from drone strikes ♫

Watching Anita think is like watching a blind, mentally retarded chicken play darts. Sooner or later it will get a triple 20 by sheer luck, despite all the times it failed.

You're not getting your foreskin back. That's for sure.

Have the sand people breached the dome of the dirty jews?! Find out tomorrow on Dragon Ball Z.

This is far too elegant and enlightening to come from an anime avatar.

 

[NyQuilninja]

I'm pretty sure the ED is caused by jerking off to too much porn during the pandemic.

Reminder that despite just making up 10% of the Nygean space population, the Benkarans make up 80% of Nygean prison populations.

 

[verygayFrogs]

"do you have 8 terabytes of child porn on your computer"
"who cares"

Every time I click on this thread I discover a new and fascinating form of autism.

#FrogLivesMatter

this is your brain on milfs

 

[Meat Target]

I just wanna snort mountains of coke and vote for Reagan for God's sake!

"His words were laden with references to various bodily functions, sexual diseases, genitalia, and ultimately, a noxious racial epithet.”

 

[Haffhart]

ooooh noooo the characters are representing realityyyy and it turned my asshole inside out again ohh noooo

 

[DeadFish]

She reached for a pistol under her mattress, pointed it to my head, and told me to cum inside her like God intended

 

[JustSomeDong]

"Oh gee whiz the Republican pedos sure seem to be obsessed with children's genitals!"
croaks the deranged tranny while grooming four turbo-autistic MtG players via Discord.

 

[Meat Target]

This is the most Jewish thing I've read all day.

Nice try goyim, no stickers for you.

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

bruh you're saying this shit like you're casting some gay nigga balls spell

and

jihad will win

from this image:

 

[Meat Target]

Stalingrad 2: Foreskin Boogaloo

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Who is responsible for this I want to dox literally everybody involved but I also can't bear to watch it.

Oh fuck those guys, I can't dox people if they don't have an irl life to expose.

Also, here’s a bonus one:

Sorry OP, but choking on cock isn't cardio since you're not getting enough air to support your aerobic metabolism.

 

[NyQuilninja]

They failed at being funny and now they are failing at being sexy. This might be the funniest thing some of those "comedians" ever do.

It's Britain. What are they gonna do, use their wands on them?

Well the important thing is a bunch of retards on the internet who barely understand what's going on can pick sides.

Welcome to the farms. You’re here forever.

White trash? More like niggeritos.

Brown people and muslims dont go to heaven...

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

It's like she set her broiler to Auschwitz and took a nap.

 

[NyQuilninja]

It's like these boomers have never seen an ad for NordVPN.

The baby said nigger apparently

who hasnt stabbed other kids with scissors

Wester Hare is fat and I would not have sex with him.

It's not McDonald's fault you have no children.

If someone attacks your child, you have the go-ahead to destroy the attacker like a Taco Bell bathroom.

Biden's administration is more of an omen of failure than an active bungling, shit he's not even involved in just starts failing after he got into office. He's like the George Lucas of DC, full of fail gravy that just oozes over everything.

There’s three genders.
People I want to sex
People I don’t want to sex
Joshua Connor Moon

Null is Schrodinger's cumcatcher?

there is no Kiwisexual
these experts are pure morons

"Huzzah! I now get paid $16 an hour! Yayy!"

"Wait, why did my rent raise by $400 now?"

That guy's double chin makes it look like he has a gunt spilling out from the bottom of his mask.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

The mask, jeans, sensible footwear, and good trigger discipline make my acorn of shame rock hard.

When I read the thread title I screamed “Islam!”

Sending your opponent to the shadow realm like a true chad.

If someone attacks your child, you have the go-ahead to destroy the attacker like a Taco Bell bathroom.