random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Local Fed]

Holy shit they actually are just BLM with coughing up phlegm instead of smacking their lips.

Generic youtube intros, but with warcrimes and epic.

Is that Ethan Ralph joining Hamas?

No one should ever have to go the way of A&E.

This maybe the only timeline where you can experience Indian twitter. Be grateful for what little you do have.

SAVE THAT APE!

Every day a poor Palestinian goes without a midget, please donate to MidgetsForMissles.org and end this crisis.

 

[Socrates]

I was jacking off to the footage of the toppling Al-Jazeera building earlier today and noticed several insect fragments in my cum. Very strange!

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Diversity is our strength.

Man, does anyone else remember when rap tracks had little skits at the beginning of them?

 

[AnOminous]

I'm obviously no fan of any of the Republican senators, but just thinking about the deuces that Dave probably drops makes me want to curl up into the fetal position.

 

[Blatant hypocrite]

...like a retarded version of Iron Dome that uses newborns as ammo.

 

[Stationary aszs]

Stationary Negger


To be sfw

 

[Local Fed]

Pronouns are for non passing trannys

Before you make a post, think to yourself "Is this directly related to jews and arabs blowing each other up"

The person you are responding to is insane.

I said message me to not shit up the thread and instead he writes up an entire torah scroll.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

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'Who be girlfrien' Graeme Kelly

 

[Bongocat]

My heart goes out to our Israeli allies in their time of sneed.

 

[verygayFrogs]

Only Bryce can watch Matilda and through the power of Autism, connect it to the prison system.

Is there anything this man does that doesn't scream "I'm a babyfucker?"

TIL Bryce endorses cannibalism

"THESE PEOPLE ARE DYING"

I'd recommend Kids Health to dissect his brain

Jew in a Volvo!

I hate horny people

I take off my robe and wizard hat before GIVING YOU THE PEOPLE'S ELBOW!

White people need to be stopped.

these people could get raped by Kamala's nightstick and still say they're the best administration ever

 

[Zero Day Defense]

I'm so tired of having my ebay feed crammed full of gay hentai doujins and nude bodypillows for 100+ pages when all I'm searching for is a fucking keychain

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Find anything untrue in that statement.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I'm also chronically constipated, so I use poop from the Tim Hortons bathroom. It's nice,

Here at doctor nick's pussy emporium buy one get one free

 

[NyQuilninja]

suicide bomb yourself

I've been in the health field since my early 20s, and I've never heard, "Your husband will survive because he can still breath through his anus".

you will eat bugs
you will own nothing
you will breath through your ass

IF EVERYONE JUMPED OFF A FUCKING BRIDGE...

If mammals can breathe through anus why couldn’t George Floyd breathe?

Ohh i know that guy! he used to kill Chinese with a Katana back in the War, give him some medal!

This is wholesome. What the fuck is it doing in A&N?

I don't know, death it still pretty scary with God in your life. Every day I pray that He's not going to cast me into the lake of fire for mocking retards and loathing niggers.

This asshole ran over my grandmother in Nanking with a steamroller.

Thedailystormer? Actually go commit toaster bath you fascist suck up.

Reading that crap made me want to have sex with a black man.

science will cut someone’s penis right off

Wouldn't it be funny if the faggot died because he was doing erotic asphyxiation?

Finally. I'm so tired of having my ebay feed crammed full of gay hentai doujins and nude bodypillows for 100+ pages when all I'm searching for is a fucking keychain or something similarly benign. NSFW shit has made it essentially impossible to search for merch on E-bay without wanting to take a cheese-grater to your own face.

I'm not in the mood to fap tonight.

Such a short article. Like getting one single White Castle burger.

50 shades of Grey books are about to sky-rocket in price

 

[Wowcoolusername]

Israel is the only place on earth that can turn conservatives into SJWs and progressives into neo nazis.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

you really think people would go online and just do that, make shit up and lie?

Im not a prison expert

he saw someone 'inside' force a chomo to eat his own turds, then gut the guy only to rip the turd out of his stomach and feed it to the next chomo or some shit.

Its an easy way to be interesting.

 

[Meat Target]

the fact Bill Gates has had sex. Just hold that thought for one moment.

 

[AnOminous]

HOW MUCH DID THE POPE PAY YOU TO BAN MY IP ADDRESS FOR 72 HOURS?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:125.239.145.26

 

[Meat Target]

I saw this in my news feed and just knew CatParty was gonna be all over it.

 

[Fìddlesticks]

@UntitledKiwi
" I bet she's never cleaned her lint trap"