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[LurkTrawl]

This thread exists because you're a weirdo who wants to fuck man ass and pretend it's girl ass.

 

[In the Sick of It]

Why is stuff like this and beheading videos ok but if I post a video of a dog fucking a human female im the criminal?

 

[Fìddlesticks]

From the yaniv arrest thread

"Whispering obsenities"

The only support this pedophile in a dress requires is a tree branch strong enough to support his weight.

"The jew fears the police officer."

Imagine the matching trial-outfits.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

"They are no harmless"

 

[Rotollo 2]

Why do all my fave internet personalities end up shitting themselves here and ruining everything? Am I cursed?

 

[The Spice boi]

Dude I fucking love this

 

[Flustercuck]

 

[NyQuilninja]

Now that's what I call incel rage!

the meds make his hands jumpy, forgive him

Molotov cocktails are easy, as well as nail bombs. Pressure cooker bombs too, probably.

Dear Mr NSA agent I am not a terrorist I swear

Don't need bombs.

Just need one thieving mayor who can make the city looked like it was bombed

Never fuck a fat bitch. Never.

This is the USA fault. We have so many 600 pound women in the USA now that even Russia has 224 pound women. The people in the USA are gaining so much weight that it is bleeding out into other countries

This will be how Dear Leader will go out isn't it?

Unless this ends with bikini clad mud wrestling, I'm not interested.

This makes me angry. Now I will commit to perpetrating violence!!!!!!

If I had a daughter, Genocide Barbie would be the first gift under the Christmas tree.

Who?
I had to Google just to even figure out who Mia is and she’s just a literal whore. Allah is disappointed.

she worked in porn. I'm sure she has cost the lives of billions of potential kids.

A lot of haters in here.

Everyone knows the only proven way to decalcify your pineal gland and open the third eye chakra is to drink your bro's cum. You're all just ignorant.

They likely left snail-trails everywhere even before getting their cocks chopped.

Look, just because she's crazy that doesn't make him not black.

Imagine having Alzheimer's and this fucking thing walks in your living room saying that it's your daughter.
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She did indeed. It's a giant rape market over at Casa Duggar.

No one cares what you think you cock gobbling whore. You're lucky you haven't been stoned to death yet.

It's my choice to be morbidly obese and disgusting. Deal with it, skinny bitches. My stretch marks tell a story. #FATLOVE #GIRLSLIKEUS #FREEPIZZA #LOVEMYTUMMY

Kiwifarms is real and it is hurting you right now

I'm gonna guess the pink one's a tranny. Look at those square shoulders and big feet.

This is gay, I want the pirate ones back.

They already using lego bricks in gay butt stuff

wtf i hate lesbians now

In a few decades from now, I'm gonna have to explain to my 3-year-old toddler what sexuality is, won't I?

Yes normalize little girls having penises by their vagina, and make them cute and knitted so when a real penis shows up they won't panic.

I have more weapons than that in the trunk of my car, what kind of bitch-ass fascists are you raising over there in eurostan?

so it's a cuck shed
an indoor cuck shed in a brothel

Three whores with johns in and out at all hours of the day and night? Imagine the fucking smell in that place.

I mean yes lol, but you know what I mean. No alien is going to see zinnia jones and AmHole with their weird egg dildo shit and stop by this planet.

@knobslobbin it's a grain silo.

Trans-whore of Babylon.

Ive actually lived in a place where my next door neighbor was a pimp, downstairs was a ex murderer and the swat van was in the parking lot every Friday.

Is it possible to marry an organization like a church or a corporation?

My favorite conspiracy theory is that @SIGSEGV is a glownigger

My favorite conspiracy theory is the one where you won't deny being a pedophile.

Its really quite tragic how transphobic the vegetation in Colorado is.

I don't see what the big deal is.
Public hair's great. It makes flossing so much more exciting!

Pubic hair is annoying, nobody likes it. This is like tranny bathrooms

What if purse was a euphemism for their vagina and he turned them into Barbie dolls?

Man, at least Santa brought me coal, which is useful for heating, drawing, and building snowmen. The Daily Show With Trevor Noah is a terrible gift.

Finally a @CatParty thread Null can get behind

My lesbian girlfriend was bangfucked to death by a small army of ridiculously hung transies.

Why is it not called “The Sharchive”? I would like to file a complaint.

 

[verygayFrogs]

Photoshoping your abs is one step above taking a magic marker and drawing a six pack on your belly

Remember that this guy gets a Hatreon page and Kiwi Farms doesn't.

if chomsky was a vore fetishest, would he be nom chompsky?

The white race will be saved by men the size of your average 7th grader.

This is the worst Sailor Moon reboot ever.

Drone guy is a true American hero.

all white women love da star bucks

Null, change the name of this board to "Guess The Skin Color" with the sub-heading "Spoiler Alert: it's a nigger." immediately.

JANNIES JANNIES HE ASKED IF I WAS SOME SORT OF MEXICAN
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ITT: OP is an autistic faggot. More news at 11.

Proof that Shrek is real and can and will kill you for cookie cutting

I CAN'T READ

I have PERSONALLY ignored over 500 membrs of this STUPID hatefilled WEBSITE!!!! Let that be a LESSON to all of you! I, the Ignorer, have all the power in this relationship! I am NOT a FAGGOT, and will PROVE it by publicly announcing that i have BLOCKED you!! If you try to contact me or my son again, I will BLOCK you from Living!!!!

 

[tiedahzaib]

This guy is so super buttmad, imagine being this angry lmao. What a complete fag.

 

[Aquinas]

@verygayFrogs im going to hammer in your softspot

 

[Meat Target]

Just like how the Chris Dorner manhunt was the greatest game of Tag, right

When your Final Solution™ for autistic tards is self-applicating

Maybe Nebraska is retarded.

MAYBE WE ALL ARE.

Have you ever tried to rape an autist? They’ve got retard strength. The real prized disabled kid are the deaf ones.

 

[verygayFrogs]

@verygayFrogs im going to hammer in your softspot

Freak

 

[NyQuilninja]

Looped ropes at a construction site? In that Trumpian white supremacist hotbed known as Connecticut?

They probably don't know of Vaush's love for minors and horsecock.

 

[Wowcoolusername]

@JambledUpWords is Amberlynn Reid's KF account.

 

[Wowcoolusername]

@get_ur_gamon sent pictures of his penis to @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg after discovering how sexy she is. Click here to be horrified

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

@Wowcoolusername Committed a weeb atrocity that makes the cum jar guy look like a volunteer firefighter.

 

[Meat Target]

Don't look at it unless you're into Holocaust-themed shota

 

[KiwiFuzz]

...strange fruit hangin' from the maple tree...

 

[tranny2000]

What the hell, dude, why is my lizard dead and burnt?

From user "monkeys" in the chat