random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

I like asking questions on it about butt hair

dear god just do it winnie the fucking poo. ficking eh, just give us a reason to wipe your glorious empire off the map. I know saving face is a chinese thing, but nuking the world over the fact you played with germs, and did a fucky wucky and released a death plague, and not even have the balls to admit you did it is fucking extreme.

Uighur Muslims? More I like "uigh don't cur about these muslims".

A warhead filled with dead female fetuses doesn't count as a nuclear warhead, China.

It's truck nuts that should be illegal, not this.

fat fuck Clayton confirmed I can sleep in peace

Basically, Dude wants to eliminate dwarfs and gets women pissed off...

Seems based. Hope CRISPER or whatever can give me a 14 inch mega weiner

 

[LurkTrawl]

dear god no, how is it possible I can smell these pictures

 

[Zero Day Defense]

It's really about ethics in buttfucking nappy headed hoes

 

[Monolith]

"I thought I needed to poop, and I realized... it was a baby."

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Comic books are so fucking stupid.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Dream is sex and i would not have fat with him.

 

[SiccDicc]

When I joined this site in 2014 everyone would laugh at lolcows committing suicide and making fan art of them. Now people are virtue signaling about truck stencils.

All of you are fucking faggots who should kill yourselves.

 

[verygayFrogs]

I look forward to his incarcerated troon-out.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

This is ace exclusionism to not have a foot-picking fetish option.

 

[NyQuilninja]

I bet he is also a fan of Rick and Morty. Also how much soy do you gargle for a guy to leisurely pick you up like a handbag?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I'd poop in your yard for that reason.

y’all need Jesus Dr Ray Blanchard

You know, there are times when I compare twitter bluechecks to those silly triangles that Jews were forced to wear during the Nazi times in old timey Germany.

killing seagulls for fun, honking shit after

Yes, but you don't need to punch through paper if the dude's got his pants down and is popping a squat.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

ALL YOU FELLAS BETTA WATCH YO' SELVES 'CAUSE PETE DON'T CARE WHOSE DICK HE CHOP

God I hate this shit.

Ok, but why would you want to buy someone's used sex toys? I know furries aren't the most hygienic, but...WHY???

I hope whoever's reading this cleans their sex toys regularly.

Warehouse workers have a special hate for funkopop consoomers.

$40 Tortellini is a sin, might as well go to Italian Deli for that

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

my job requires me to read reddit threads about how Zack Snyder movies are being "suppressed by the globohomo wokespiracy"

 

[NyQuilninja]

So could zombies get by eating balls?

His hookers were kids. I was thinking more along the lines of Charlie Sheen, without the aids.

Or “infantile entertainment for adult gender blobs”

 

[artilleryfroth]

I think it would be great if users could click on funny random.txt that appear, and be directed to where it was said. Some of them are hilarious but I don’t know how to get the context.

The one where someone says he begged his mother and therapist to have sex with him springs to mind. I want to know who that deviant is!

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I recall Null stating that such a feature was against his Autistic Vision.

 

[The Great Citracett]

The one where someone says he begged his mother and therapist to have sex with him springs to mind. I want to know who that deviant is

I'm fairly sure that one was Marjan, the legendarily fucked up incel.

 

[artilleryfroth]

I'm fairly sure that one was Marjan, the legendarily fucked up incel.

Cheers, I’ll check that one out.

I still think it would be great if they came with links.

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

That FUCKING SLUT comforts the poor, sick and dying.

 

[NyQuilninja]

She should live up to her Indian legacy if she hates white people so much, and go get raped.

Fumigate yourself, nigger.