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[Zero Day Defense]

Is today dumb nigger faggot day or something?

 

[NyQuilninja]

God damn what a faggot.

Gypsies are going to love it here. We have absolutely no laws against persecuting them

Gypsy is what you get if you crossbreed a jew and a nigger.

How bad does life in Romania have to be where you willingly move to Mexico.

Gips in the US would be funny. I can only imagine what would happen when these guys come over amass and start stealing from black people and suddenly a realization for our chocolate brothers for what it must be like to be white.

I think it's more of an unlicensed daycare, for adult children with drama degrees and no life skills.

Transman grow better pube beards than this dude.

i wonder if theres a sims 4 mod so I can give a yaniv sim the same axe wound.

damn that pube beard...

What's wrong with your face?

Jesus wouldn't want you to have rights.

Obviously aliens aren't real. These are just your run of the mill interdimensional, pedophile lizard monsters you tin foil faggots.

The power of blonde pussy has gone down in value since the 1980s to be replaced by niggers and mud people.

“Then said he unto them, But now, he that hath a wallet, let him take it, and likewise his iPad: and he that hath no AR15, let him sell his Northface, and buy one.”

-Luke 22:36​

I HAVE NO BARBELLS AND I MUST SEETHE

What if the vaccine makes the kids terminally ill?

My God, Make-a-Wish will go bankrupt!!!!

I am so unbelievably tired of black "people."

so what time do the nigger kike marxist tranny riots start tonight because this isn't enough?

 

[Local Fed]

I'm gonna sound like a f*ggot but the night Trump was elected, I sat around a fire with two other SJW friends and we just sobbed and sobbed.

GamerGate was the 9/11 of shitposting

At least in the old days, doctors would have the decency to give the woman a dildo and cocaine.

Imagine it: you type 13/52 and a big blue pop-up appears to tell you that you have been marked for collection by Microsoft enforcement forces.

McDonalds made me realize that the wrong Korea won the war.

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

It had a small crack where the stripe was; so I guess her autism got the better of her, she just bent it after discovering it, and then just looked at me like a fucking idiot

@Spermatozoa

 

[Fìddlesticks]

I did not. The library hasn't blocked the orchards :p

God please tell me more nudes didn't leak.

What?

(Scrolls up.)

Even Kiwi Farms has demoted her

Edit: Apparently there's a flowchart on the matter

Just wait till it gets renamed "Null's Harem".

Does he rape to make money for his family as well?

Lmfao no Antonio didnt, she is so jealous. Also what's cheese pizza mean lol?

 

[Revo]

Source

 

[Scratchin' Pro]

"Do you think this is why some people on the Internet call me a lolcow?"

Lol nice. For context, the original subtitle for this thread was something along the lines of "Would this guy be considered a lolcow? I'm new here and not entirely sure."

I got an answer straight from the horses' mouths. I can die happy now I guess lol.

Here's the clip by itself:
mattlolcow.mp4

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Only Florida wildlife anyone is allowed to kill to avenge my death are serial killers/rapists/child molesters and I guess feral hogs.

 

[PinstripeLuns]

I am tired of this topic so it is time to move on to pictures of Nazis in drag.

 

[Wowcoolusername]

you should go shoot up a federal government building and tell them that this is the price they pay for stealing your poop

 

[World's Smallest Violin]

"This isn't autism, this is a way of life."

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I don't know anything about farming, but this is a lot more pleasant to look at. And the fence is straight!

As hack fraud Mike loves to say 'you might not notice it, but your brain did.'

Buh... buh... BUH HOW COULD THESE TERMINALLY QUEER PEOPLE HAVE A STRAIGHT - literally UNQUEER - FENCE?

Snow White and the Nine Honky Troons

these lunatics genuinely believe alpaca are queer

I can't be surprised they're trying to turn the alpacas gay.

I'm hoping a fight breaks out between troons over god knows what transgression and they end up shooting each other in fits of spastic rage.

By troon friendly policies I'm assuming you mean "a troon male is forced to get an amhole and is made to be a prostitute/concubine for rich oil shieks?

Lmao wat? You're expecting a "journalist" to do journalism instead of just mindlessly echoing utter bullshit claims from trannies?

Penis butchers yet another recipe to please his troonmates and their child aged habits.

Playing Amhole roulette with a troon threads images sounds like a terrible idea, not gonna lie.

"Femboy bottom and Aggressive girl top".

Good luck getting that clean without a wire brush and industrial degreaser. Fuck me it's horrifying to look at.

Just how the fuck did they melt off that knob? How?

doing everything wrong and melting off your stove knobs like a spaghetti-brained methhead is an act of queer rebellion.

Burritos, kebab, stir fry and beer are 'queer' now. I love it. White hetero men in their early 20s rejoice, you ARE part of the alphabet people now!

How do you take yourself seriously you dumb mother fucking troon?

for fuck's sake
i think i have some sort of brain damage

What a fucking downgrade. How do you do this?

The baked-on dog hair adds that little extra je ne sais quoi.

I already have a lot of Blue Lives Matter gear, but now that I know it repels troons I'm going to buy even more.

at least hide that shit in shame like a normal deviant.

They can't even fake death threats right. What an absolute carnival of fuck ups.

Every time one of these dudes goes "Well actually, I don't wanna be like a cis woman at all, I'm nonbinary" it becomes more obvious how much of a cope 'nonbinary' is.

Alpacaschwitz.

My God, they really have built a gas chamber.

One day the alpacas will rise up and it is going to be glorious.

Lotta work they're doing to have a low single digit number of people actually make the trek to be unpaid labor for them

The only difference is the SS were mostly in shape and sharply dressed.

I'm going to dox you and overinflate all your tires. Enjoy shit gas mileage!

Since asking questions is literally violence, I've kickfundtreoned you my life's savings, house, and business for you to buy an AH-64 Apache to defend yourself against @ForgottenUserName and anyone unfortunate enough to be standing near him at the time when you defend yourself. Goddesspeed

Of course Zeus is transphobic. He hates uggos.

While CHUD kiwifarmers sit in their miserable basement laughing at people halfway around the world, hardworking TRANCHERS, through news outlets, educate the common folx about how awful queers are.

I don't know much about Search Engine Optimisation, but this thread could use more of it.

People who want to fuck alpacas and people who like a good freakshow.

Boy I sure do love these wacky hijinks that go on at The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch

Tenacious Unicorn Ranch.

The ominous yellow overcast in all the tent pics is activating my fight or flight response.

It only takes one mean tweet from a TERF to pop a bubble.

I, for one, am eager to see an expertly sheared Alpaca.

"'Kerbstomping a TERF' is perfectly acceptable non-violence because the sheer violence in anyone thinking a man on horse-piss pills isn't a woman means we are perfectly entitled"

I just want sped-up footage of transgender tactical maneuvers, maybe with "Yakety Sax" played over them.

i thought our motto was "Not affiliated with new zeland?"

IF THEY WERE SMART (the thead's slogan)

Oh...there's just schizo tweets? nvm then.

 

[verygayFrogs]

this shit reads as a load of "the fuck is going on?"

How does one get off on vomit, anyways? What about it is sexually arousing?

I would never let her beat my baby carrot.

To lead a life without fear she must deny the existance of the moon, the Joshua Moon

My balls swell. Does that make my autistic?

he looks like he has a very tight little pussy.

YOU NIGGERCUBE 420 IS THE BEST CONSOLE EVER MADE

If you don't understand that Tariq Nasheed is a troll you are actually mentally handicapped

This is a fucking toilet bowl cleaner

Did he die from literally being too crazy because my fuck was he insane.

McAfee's wild ride ends here.

Even crabs are degenerate these days.

I didn't buy a colour TV to see so much fucking black.

When you're on NBC and your ass starts to pee, Diarrhea..Diarrhea!!!

There ARE bras for cars.

I like to think that most of the more tame shit here has been fapped to by the person posting it as some sort of coping mechanism.

IS THAT WRONGTHINK WE SMELL???

 

[Wowcoolusername]

Chris has two ponies inside of him. One pony is autistic. The other pony is also autistic. Chris is autistic.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Massachusetts is nothing but child brides and roundabouts, I guess.

 

[Fìddlesticks]

"I showed you my nipple. Pls rspond"

BBL? Big Black Legs? Labia? Lasagna?

The "animals with weird dicks" is a wormhole one should avoid.

Knuckles thinking with his fourth-dimensional dick explains why he's easily tricked by fuckdoll bat women.

Why do we have to study the penises of animals? It's not going to help us learn much. Sounds pretty gay

Sonic fanart was horrifying enough without artists now knowing to draw Knuckles with a four headed penis.

How will Chris incorporate this into Sonichu?

 

[Crazedking]

Who is this Joshua Moon and why is he bullying one of the most talented emulator developers out there?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

If your clitoris is falling off you've a got a serious problem

 

[fine tooth comb]

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

I reckon he couldn't take care of the wound properly or control himself and he diddled his 'clitoris' off down the drain.