random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Opticana]

"All I wanted to do was sleep, but I couldn't sleep since I had to wake up and dilate endlessly. It was so much dilation that I would dream about it many nights."

"So we always say, 'DILATE!!! DILATE!!! DILATE!!!'"

 

[Xander Vickiano]

How do I delete an account here?

From @CookofDoom242 who is a quotable master.

Fuck. I pray to my dark lord that he purges all the fucking kikes that use this site. I am not afraid of feds or kikes. Satan's Grace, keeps me from fear your threats are adorable.

@Null this tard is a wealth of quotes. JEWISH HANDS TYPED THIS.

 

[Slav Power]

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Vladimir Putin is going to have to send his KGB agents to neutralize you all before you fake "Russians" get him and his country in trouble for things they aren't doing. Since the United States can't handle arresting you all.

 

[Meat Target]

that bloody image seems like one of many things that could greet you when you enter hell.

 

[TheRetardKing]

The pipe is leaking.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Has sperm been talking to you again, Hilldawg?

My anger is righteous, you will not break us down, fool.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Seriously imagine going 1488 one minute and masturbating to animated Japanese dick girls the next

 

[Meat Target]

I can't wait for this fat little fucking mutant to die of his defective genes. Why the fuck is this absolute subhuman even still alive?

 

[tehpope]

Notorious Website Kiwi Farms Loses Its Domain Registrar

archived 13 Jul 2021 16:30:01 UTC

archive.is

 

[legtard respecter]

YOU ARE PUTTING YOUR COMPANY'S NAME ON THESE PEOPLE. YOU GET THAT? KIWIFARMS·NET, BROUGHT TO YOU BY MATTHEW FUCKING PRINCE AND THE TEAM AT CLOUDFLARE INC. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

https://twitter.com/fr_brennan/status/1414965818534805505

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

They are psychopaths serving the jewish world interest who will lie and slander those just trying to help their people.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

https://twitter.com/fr_brennan/status/1414965818534805505

...did Hotwheels become a furry?

 

[tranny2000]

Anyone who says "smol" is shit.

 

[tehpope]

https://twitter.com/fr_brennan/status/1414965818534805505

so why did hotwheels freak the fuck out?

 

[seri0us]

so why did hotwheels freak the fuck out?

*fatwheels

 

[Thornforg]

"Yee Haw, I'm George Dubya Trump III and I'm here to lynch niggers and steal all your oil."

 

[Useful_Mistake]

It's Hillary Clinton, everyone. Say Hi.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Christmas trees aren't theology.

 

[NyQuilninja]

DC Court: Go Out And Zap To The Extreme!

What is with this obsession with sniffing Vaginas? Its right below the piss hole and right above the asshole, it naturally smells like piss and shit.

That seems unfair. I mean can't we kill them via thoughtwaves and karma alone? Our evil and perverse magic? I mean I bought a live chicken for the unholy rituals and everything?

"Rainbow Monkey Dildo Story Hour" has to be the most beautiful phrase ever to be said in the English language. Or any other language for that matter.