random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Hail Caesar! And if it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.

 

[Łimønča]

Legit though, you can't not be envious of Epstein. He had everything: power, money, connections, control.

 

[NyQuilninja]

"Studies show you have a small dick-- not for any particular reason, and it doesn't correlate with anything in particular, you just have a small dick"

All DMV employees should be publicly executed.

It's time for people to make lynchmobs great again.

"Hmmm hmmm hmmm"

Apparently my wife used to write fan fiction stories about Seymour getting pregnant. Can anyone recommend a divorce lawyer who'll help me keep custody of the cats

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

I can't help but think we're not getting the whole story.

How hot was this 12 year old?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

This is literally the plot of Mice and Men; only every character is Lenny.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Imagine being such a dipshit sperg that you can't even get laid in a county that is 100%, horny meth addicts.

Single motherhood and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Ok, lets just go with the assumption that this isn't a complete bullshit fabrication by a bunch of mentally ill sexual deviants larping as seal team six for digital headpats from other equally delusional losers.

THEY WENT TO JAPAN! THEY RESCUED BYUU/NEAR/WHOEVER THE FUCK! OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER! FREE STIMULUS CHECKS WITH YOUR GENDER AFFIRMING SURGERY!

Need "laughing" sticker, please

If you ain't blasting your enemies with a Curse-ye-ha-me-ha with your official sonichu medallion around your neck then you ain't a true and honest fan.

That was supposed to be eggs?
Christ.

It's a veritable treasure trove of knowledge, autism, and wierd dicks.

Poor incels. Women refuse to fuck them. Cops refuse to let them shoot women.

They just can't catch a break.

I keep going back to the pic of them in the truck with their ARs and it just reinforces that troons shouldn’t be allowed to have guns.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

So to be fair Penny has defended the way he does, saying that’s the way that his Iranian stepparents made it. The ones that adopted him after his parents abandoned him and he couldn’t stop getting raped.

Statistically they are far more likely to shoot themselves or each other. So I see Troon gun ownership as overall a net positive. If just for entertainment value.

"I just wanted to pet the child judge"

 

[Valstrax]

Who got inside satan's anal wardrobe?

 

[3MMA]

you do not ever need numbers badly enough for it to be worth putting up with an infestation of predatory assholes, before the parasite load manages to kill the movement.

 

[NyQuilninja]

A strawman of a strawman, truly KF is a political turducken.

I love how a man can profit off a feminist coloring book in the 2020's. How far we've come.

 

[Tour of Italy]

I support people making choices that don't have mass aesthetic appeal, but like someone said above, you gotta have a theme or you just look like you don't care about yourself. Anisa doesn't have a theme because she doesn't know who the fuck she is.

just the last sentence would work on its own too.

 

[nekrataal]

But at the end of the day, that's shit in your mouth... you've tricked only yourself...
Food for thought.

 

[FierceBrosnan]

We're all riding the inflation train like a furry who won the lottery, my friend.

 

[NyQuilninja]

That poor gerbil, I'm emailing PETA right now.

I am so so very late to the party but…
Shemale Team Six

Finna yeet my zaddy-o into some nignog lincolnlogs on the d-low, this just how we zoomers be speakin (don't hate)

 

[Slav Power]

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

"The only cheeks getting turnt are yours! Now drop 'em draws!"- @IAmNotAlpharius, probably

Let he who is @IAmNotAlpharius clap the first cheek!

 

[Coelacanth]

I’m a Chad who’s married to a post-wall mom Roasties under 20 don’t want me because gigachad mogs me.

 

[PhoBingas]

wow punked out by mundane fucking matt, fucking sad

The sheer fucking audacity of this scrote.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

what the fuck is this thread lmao

retards coming here to complain why women wont fuck them,instead of laughing at the retards complaining why women wont fuck them.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

You know, reading these tweets reminds me of "Catcher in the Rye." Which was a book that pissed me off to no end.