random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Zero Day Defense]

Fuck these people, fuck the curve, fuck Fauci. They're going to keep going with this shit until we have another lockdown and I'm not doing it. I am not doing another year of my mother calling me for two hours every day to talk about whether she should re-seal her ziplock shredded cheese bag from the left or from the right. I AM DONE.

 

[NyQuilninja]

There is so much seething in this article it made my PC rise in temperature.

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

I really didn't need all those pictures of cream covered desserts to go along with this absolutely haram article.

>he

People try to respect pronouns, but in their heart they know the truth.

Let me tell you officers, you're going to fucking zap to the extreme.

The Chernobyl of Autism.

I would rather buy a silver pair of Truck Nuts than Jersh's rapecoin

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

You probably wouldn't call a black person who you didn't know by the N word just because they'd raped their senile elderly mother.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

There's a reason we have FtP and not "Fuck the Fire Department".

 

[Aunt Carol]

I believe that is a potato

just makes me giggle

 

[Meat Target]

“It’s okay, your honor, she’s actually 36 in dog years”

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Black cube terrorists on here today. I just got the permission to shoot first, no questions asked.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Memes are illegal.

 

[Pee Cola]

Reddit is full of qualified underachievers and ambassadors of mediocrity.

 

[Blackhole]

i am for preserving the white race but i am not for licking toes.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

dykes who are somehow both menopausal and on their period

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

If I was going to avoid stupid people, I'd not only have to move into a cave in the woods to live by myself, I'd have to figure out a way to avoid myself.

 

[NyQuilninja]

The British government is illegitimate and occupational.

I identify as a spegg. Please refer to me as spegg/speggself.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Penny's cooking looks like those images that simulate what having a stroke is like.

 

[Meat Target]

When can we start blaming this on HotWheels instead?

why does it have a butthole

This is monumental autism and I mean that in the most neutral way possible.

This guy raped his 80 year old demented mother and the people on this site are the bad guys?

Journalists should have their own special stairs down from the stage when they walk for their diplomas. Straight into an incinerator.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Go to store and buy 8 packs of 20 pcs kraft singles and just cover the floor in american goodness.

 

[Meat Target]

"There is no past or future. Only an eternal present in which the Farms are always at fault."

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

The Chris Chan event is becoming a black hole of all lolcows.

Bear pope, catholic and shits in the woods, etc.

Bryan Loeper is a garbage person who is made of other, smaller garbage people.

I don't who any of these people are but I hate them. I HATE THEM A LOT

pretty much like having the choice with cancer or AIDS

Trying to isolate a language so that no others can speak or translate it is so bass-ackwards I'm starting to wonder if god made your brain on opposite day.

I know I'm already a retard, but "listen to deaf people" is making me laugh like one.

*Legal Disclaimer, I don't actually want Steph to be shoot by a cat. I never thought I would have to specify this but then again, here we are.

"Thou shalt not kiss thine girlfriend, teenage boys!" yells preacher with his dick stuck in the organ player.

 

[atleast3letterslong]

I was hoping for a massive rectal prolapse mid lift but I will take this as a consolation prize.